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Trump Haiku Contest Runoff!
It's up to readers to choose the greatest Trump haiku of all time.
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Woman in Miserable Marriage Dreading Husband's Week Off
“Since the middle of April, she could count on his being gone every day, except for Wednesdays,” a friend of the woman said. “It was like a gift from…
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Alito's Wife Takes Credit for All His Clothes Being on Front Lawn
Neighbors awoke to an unusual spectacle outside the Alito residence, where an extensive wardrobe of men’s slacks, shirts and judicial robes had been…
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Process Server Locates Giuliani By Following Trail of Hair Dye
“At first, I thought it might have been left by a car with a nasty oil leak,” he said.
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Kristi Noem Attempts Damage Control By Announcing She Also Hates Cats
“Over the past few weeks, the mainstream media has worked overtime to distort my disclosure about having shot and killed my dog,” she said. “This has…
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Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.’s Brain
The worm’s review began on a discouraging note, claiming that R.F.K.’s brain was “almost impossible to find.”
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Trump Haiku Contest Finalists!
Out of many entries that were creative and even more that were filthy, here are the five finalists. You get to pick the winner!
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Steve Bannon Urged to Develop More Original Salute
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