(SHRIEKS)
LITTLE MONSTERS:
♪ The neck bone's connected
♪ To the head bone
♪ The head bone's connected
to the back bone
♪ The horn bone's right above
the wing bones ♪
(LITTLE MONSTERS GIGGLING)
-(GROWLS)
-Ah!
-I scared you
-No, you didn't.
Okay! Remember our field trip rules,
everyone.
Uh, no pushin', no bitin' in,
and no fire on breathin'!
-(ROARS)
-What did I just say?
Eighteen, nineteen...
Okay, we're missing one.
Who are we missing?
Oh. Mike Wazowski.
Thanks, Joe.
Good luck finishing
your crossword puzzle.
-Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
-That's okay.
When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
I wish I had pockets.
Okay, everyone, partner up.
Get your field trip, buddy.
Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
Hailey? No? Pailin' up with Claire?
Great choice. She's a good egg.
Russell.
Mike? Wazowski?
We car-pool?
-We're cousins.
-BOTH: Hey!
Okay. Good catching up.
Well, Michael, it looks like
it's you and me again.
(AGREES NERVOUSLY)
(LITTLE MONSTERS
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
(LAUGHING)
Please don't call me Karen.
TOUR GUIDE:
Now, stay close, together.
We're entering a very dangerous area.
Welcome to the Scare Floor.
LITTLE MONSTERS: Wow!
(MALE MONSTER
CHATTERING ON PA)
(WORKERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
TOUR GUIDE: This is where
we collect the Scream Energy
-to power our whole world.
-(ALL GASP)
And can anyone tell me
whose job it is to go get that scream?
-ALL: Scarers!
-That's right!
Now, which one of you can
give me the scariest roar?
ALL: Me, me, me!
Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
-two o'clock!
-(ROARS)
No, it's like this. (ROARS)
-Hey, guys, watch this one.
-(ROARS)
Hey, I got a really good...
(BOTH ROARING)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
ALL: (GASPING) Wow!
Whoa.
Well, hey there, kids.
Are you on a tour with your school?
-Yeah!
-MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
We're here to learn about Scream
Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.
Well, hey, you're in luck,
because I just happen to be a Scarer.
I learned everything
I know from my school,
Monsters University.
Whoa.
It's the best Scarin' School there is.
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
which school's the best. All right?
(WHISPERS) MU is.
(BELL RINGING)
MALE SCARER SUPERVISOR:
LEt's go, everybody!
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
West coast comin' online.
Scarers coming out.
TOUR GUIDE: Oops. Stop right there.
Don't cross over that safety line.
Human children are extremely toxic.
-Look at that!
-(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)
Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
LITTLE MONSTER 1:
Look at that! It's amazing!
LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
ALL: Wow!
MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
How 'bout we do
tallest in the back? (GASPS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
LITTLE MONSTER 3:
Look, he's gonna
-do a real Scare!
-(PANTING)
-(ROARS)
-(MIKE SIGHS)
-Cool. I wanna be a Scarer.
-Yeah. Me, too.
Come on, guys. I want to see.
Out of the way, Wazowski.
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
(RATTLING)
Brian! Do not step over the line.
Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
(GASPS) Michael!
(DOOR CREAKING)
MOTHER: See? I told ya. He's fine.
FATHER: Well,
I thought I heard something.
(SCRATCHING)
(BOY GASPS)
(BOY SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)
What?
-(ALL CHATTERING)
-Are you okay?
FEMALE MONSTER:
You could've gotten hurt!
I don't understand
how this could happen!
That was real dangerous, kid.
I didn't even know you were in there.
Wow. I didn't even know
you were in there.
(CHUCKLES)
Not bad, kid.
Michael, what do you have
to say for yourself?
How do I become a Scarer?
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
Monsters University!
Everybody gettin' off?
(SIGHS)
Well, everyone.
I don't mean to get emotional,
but everything in my life
has led to this moment.
Let it not be
just the beginning of my dream
but the beginning of all of our dreams.
Gladys, promise me
you'll keep auditioning.
Marie, Mr. Right. is out there somewhere.
Phil, keep using the ointment
till that thing goes away.
I wish you all the best.
Thank you all so much!
(MIKE PANTING)
I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
(EXHALES)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
-Hello. How are you doin'?
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
Ah!
Whoo-hoo!
(CHUCKLES)
COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
Come on, put all you have into it!
Stroke! Stroke!
Okay! First thing on my list,
get registered.
Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
and I'm here to say
that registration is thataway!
-Okay, Jay.
-Have a great first day.
Hey, I'm Kay!
Here's your orientation packet.
Thanks, Kay.
You can drop your bags off here
and get your picture taken with Trey.
-Say hooray!
-Hooray!
I can't believe it.
I'm officially a collage student!
Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
and I'll be givin' ya your
orientation tour on this perfect day!
(TOUR PARTICIPANTS CHATTERING)
FAY: Here are the labs
where students learn
to design and build the doors
to the Human World.
(DOOR BUZZING)
Looks like the professor is
about to test a door!
The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
three meals a day.
I personally believe we have
some of the best chefs in the world.
-Oh! Yeah!
-Yeah! (LAUGHS)
The campus offers
a wide variety of majors,
but the crown jewel of MU
is the Scarin' School.
(ALL MURMURING)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
Welcome to the Dabate Team.
We're happy to have you.
I disagree for the following reasons.
True happiness
is a theoretical construct...
Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
at the Astronomy Club!
Hey, hey, hey!
Come join the Improv Club.
You'll wish you were a...
Never... Always...
Ah, dang it!
MU's Greek Council. We sponsor
the annual Scare Games.
(STAMMERS) The Scare what now?
The Scare Games!
A super-intense Scarin' competition!
They're crazy dangerous,
so anything could happen.
A bunch of guys went
to the hospital last year!
-You could totally die.
-And it's worth it.
You get a chance to prove
that you are the best!
MIKE: Cool.
MALE DORM PROCTOR:
Wazowski, Room 319.
Ya know, you roommate
is a Scarin' major, too.
(GASPS)
"Hello, I'm your roommate."
Oh, that's too bland.
Don't force it. Just let it happen.
Your lifelong best friend
is right behind this door.
(EXHALES SLOWLY)
(GASPS)
Hey, there. I'm your roomie.
Name's Randy Boggs. Scarin' major.
Oh! (STAMMERS)
Mike Wazowski, Scarin' major.
I can tell we're gonna be
best chums, Mike.
Take whichever bed you want.
I wanted you to have first dibs.
Ahh!
(GASPS) You just disappeared.
Sorry. If I do that in Scarin' class,
I'll be a joke.
No, it's totally great. You gotta use it.
-Really?
-Yeah, but lose the glasses.
-They give it away.
-Huh.
(PRACTICES GROWLING)
(RATTLES)
MIKE: Okay!
Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
Now I just need to ace my classes,
graduate with honors,
and become the greatest Scarer ever.
Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
Aren't you even a little nervous?
Actually, no.
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
I just can't wait to get started.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
(BELL TOLLING)
Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
Wow.
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(SCOFFS)
You gotta be kidding me.
I'm so nervous!
Relax. It will be fine.
-Good morning, students.
-(STUDENTS SHUSHING)
Welcome to Scaring 101.
I am Professor Knight.
Now I'm sure all of you
were the scariest monster in your town.
Well, bad news, kids.
You're in my town now,
and I do not scare easily. (GASPS)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
Dean Hardscrabble.
This is a pleasant surprise.
She's a legend.
She broke the all-time Scare Record
with the scream in that very can!
I don't mean to interrupt.
I just thought I'd drop by
to see the terrifying faces
joining my program.
(ALL MURMURING)
Well, I'm sure my students
would love to hear
a few words of inspiration.
Inspiration? Very well.
Scariness is the true measure
of a monster.
If you're not scary.
what kind of a monster are you?
It's my job to make
great students greater,
not make mediocre students
less mediocre.
That is why at the end of the semester
there will be a final exam.
Fail that exam and you are
out of the Scarin' program.
-(GASPS)
-(ALL MURMURING)
So, I should hope
you're all properly inspired.
(STUDENTS GASP)
(MURMURING CONTINUES)
KNIGHT: All right. All right.
Who can tell me the properties
of an effective roar?
Yes?
There are actually five.
Those include the roar's resonance,
the duration of the roar, and the...
-(ROARING)
-(ALL GASP)
Whoops. Sorry.
I heard someone say, "roar,"
so I just kinda went for it.
Oh, excuse me, sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you there.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Very impressive, Mister...
Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
Sullivan.
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
Yeah. He's my dad.
-(ALL MURMURING)
-He's a Sullivan!
I should've known.
I expect big things from you.
Well, you won't be disappointed.
Uh... I'm sorry. (STAMMERS)
Should I keep going?
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Huh.
Everyone take out
your Scarin' textbooks
and open 'em to chapter one.
Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
I forgot all my stuff.
Ah! All right. Yes.
There we go. That will get it.
Mmm... Yeah.
RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
and sorority party. We have to go!
If we flunk that Scarin' final,
we are done.
I'm not taking any chances.
RANDY: You've got
the whole semester to study,
but this might be our only chance
to get in good with the cool kids.
That's why I made these cupcakes.
Oops.
(CHUCKLES) That could've
been embarrassing.
When I'm a Scarer,
life will be a nonstop party.
Stay outta trouble, wild man.
(CHUCKLES) Wild man.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
What the...
(SQUEALS)
-(SCREAMS)
-Archie!
(BOTH SCREAM)
Boo!
-Hey! What are you...
-(SHUSHING)
Wait... You're shushin' me?
Hey! Hey! You can't...
(MUFFLED MUTTERING)
MONSTER 1: Where'd he go?
MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
-That guy's in big trouble.
-Yeah, he is.
MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
(CHUCKLES)
-Fear Tech dummies.
-(MUFFLED PROTESTS)
-(GASPING)
-Oh, oh!
-Sorry, about that, buddy.
-Why are you in my room?
Your room? This is my...
This is not my room.
Archie! Come here, boy.
-(MIMICS PIG)
-Archie?
Archie the Scare Pig.
He's Fear Tech's mascot.
-Why is it here?
-(SNIGGERING)
I stole it. Gonna take it to the RORs.
The what?
Roar Omega Roar.
The top fraternity on campus.
They only accept the highly elite.
Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
-Ready? One, two, three.
-What? No, no... Oh! What...
That's it. Don't let go.
-Careful. He's a biter.
-(MIKE WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMS)
Whoa! Whoa, hey... (YELPS) Whoa!
-(GROANS)
-(SQUEALING)
I got him!
Uh-oh! Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
That was awesome!
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
Mike Wazowski.
Listen, it was quite delightful
meeting you
and whatever it is,
but is you don't mind,
I have to study my Scarin'.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
You don't need to study Scarin'.
You just do it.
Really? I think there's
a little more to it than that.
But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
(GASPS) Let go of that!
-My hat!
-My pig!
(CHUCKLING)
Ooh!
Hey! Come back!
-Hey!
-(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)
Catch it!
Come back here!
-Ooh! Yeah!
-(SCREAMS)
Ride it to frat row!
(YELPING)
♪ Tentacles and serpent's wings,
they... ♪
Hey!
Whoa... Ow!
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(MONSTER WHOOPING)
(YELPING)
Wow!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-(WHOOPING)
-Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
-Go, go, go!
-(SCREAMS)
Hey...
-Come on! Hey!
-Ooh!
Cupcake?
-(SCREAMS)
-(GASPS)
(GROANS)
Whoa...
(GRUNTS)
(SULLEY LAUGHING)
Ooh! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(BELLS RINGING)
(SQUEALS)
Got it! (CHUCKLES)
(WHOOPING)
-Fear Tech's mascat! MU rules!
-(ALL CHEERING)
(LAUGHS)
ALL: (CHANTING) M-U! M-U! M-U!
JTC PRESIDENT:
Did you see him catch that pig?
You are Jaws Theta Chi material,
freshman.
Oh, thanks. I don't know...
No, no, no. He's Omega Howl guy.
-Back off. We saw him first.
-No way. We did!
JOHNNY: I'll take it from here,
gentleman.
Johnny Worthington
president of Roar Omega Roar.
What's your name, big blue?
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
This's guy's a Sullivan?
Like the famous Sullivan?
I can't believe it! That is crazy!
(LAUGHING)
-Chet, calm down.
-I'm sorry.
Sulley, any freshman with the guts
to pull off a stunt like that
has got "Future Scarer"
written all over him.
Hey, did you see me ride the pig?
That took guts.
Slow down, squirt.
This party is for Scare students only.
Oh, sorry, killer,
but you might wanna hand out
with someone a little more your speed.
Uh... They look fun!
Oh, hey there.
Wanna join Oozma Kappa?
We have cake!
Go crazy.
-Is that a joke?
-(JOHNNY GROANS)
Sulley, talk to your friend.
Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
You heard him.
This is a party for Scare students.
I am a Scare student.
I mean for Scare students who actually,
you know, have a chance.
-Aw, snap!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
My chances are just as good as yours.
You're not even
in the same league with me.
Just wait, hotshot.
I'm gonna scare circles
around you this year.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, okay.
I'd like to see that.
Oh, don't worry. You will.
KNIGHT: Ready position.
-Common crouch!
-(ALL GROWL)
I wanna see matted fur
and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
-(ALL SNARL)
-Show me some slobber.
Drool is a tools, kids. Use it.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
Now here is a monster
who looks like a Scarer.
You want a hope of passin' through
this class, you better eat,
-breathe, and sleep Scarin'.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
(RATTLING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
(GROWLS)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
MIKE: Gimme another one.
-Fear of spiders.
-Arachnophobia.
-Fear of thunder.
-Keraunophobia.
-Fear of chopsticks!
-Consecotaleophobia.
What is this, kindergarten?
Gimme a hard one.
-(DRUM ROLL)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
CHEERLEADERS: Go Monsters U!
You know what to do!
(PANTING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ALL CHEERING)
The answer is C, fangs.
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
-A bowl of spiders!
-Correct!
-A crowd running in the dark!
-Right again.
Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
-KNIGHT: Outstanding!
-(SIGHS)
-Ah! Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(YELPING)
(ROARING)
Ah!
(WHIMPERS)
(CONTINUES ROARING)
-Ogre slump.
-(ROARS SOFTLY)
-Zombie smart.
-(SNARLS)
-Dominant silverback gorilla.
-(GROWLS)
That is some rebarkable
improvement, Michael.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
One frightening face does not
a Scare make, Mr. Sullivan.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(MUTTERING)
A Tauntaun Grimace with Extra Slobber.
-You got it.
-That's what I'm sayin'.
I am gonna wipe the floor
with that little know-it-all.
Yes, you are, big blue.
Hey, wait. What are you guys...
It's just a precaution.
RORs are the best Scarers
on campus, Sullivan.
Can't have a member getting
shown up by a beach ball.
Whoo-hoo! I am on a roll.
I'm gonna destroy that guy.
Well, then you'll get this back
right away.
It's time to start delivering
on that Sullivan name.
Today's final will judge your ability
to assess a child's fear
amd perform the appropriate Scare
in the Scare Simulator.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(THUD)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
so give it everything you've got.
Dean Hardscrabble is with us
this morning
to see who will be movin' on
in the Scarin' program
and who will not.
Let's get started.
I am a five-year-old girl
afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
Which Scare do you use?
Uh...
That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
Demonstrate.
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
(BELL DINGS)
Results will be posted
outside my office. Next.
Focus. (EXHALES)
Johnson, Crackle and Howl.
Yes! (CHUCKLES)
(OPEN DOORS)
-(MONSTERS ROARS)
-(DUMMY KID SCREAMS)
Hey. Do ya mind?
Don't mind at all.
(ROARS SOFTLY)
Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
Stay outta my way.
Unlike you, I had to work hard
to get into the Scare program.
(SCOFFS)
That's because you don't belong here.
(ROARS)
(ROARS LOUDLY)
(LAUGHS) That's what I thought.
(ROARING SOFTLY)
(ROARING)
-(WHISPERING)
-(GASPS)
(BOTH ROARING)
Whoa! Whoa...
-(CLANKS)
-(ALL GASP)
(CLATTERING)
(ALL GASPING)
(SCREAMS ESCAPING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
(BOTH GASP)
I'm so sorry.
(STAMMERS) It was an accident.
What? This?
My one souvenir
from a lifetime of Scarin'?
Accidents happen, don't they.
The important is no one got hurt.
You're taking this remarkably well.
Now, let's continue the exams.
Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
on a farm in Kansas afraid of in lightnin'.
Which Scare do you use?
Shouldn't I go up on the...
Which Scare do you use?
That is Shadow Approach
With a Crackle Holler.
Demonstrate.
(INHALES)
-Stop. Thank you.
-But I didn't get to...
I've seen enough.
I'm a seven-year-old boy...
(ROARS LOUDLY)
I wasn't finished.
I don't need to know
any of that stuff to scare.
That "stuff" would've informed you
that this particular child
is afraid of snakes.
So a roar wouldn't make him scream,
it would make him cry,
alertin' in his parents,
exposing the monster world,
destroyin' life as we know it,
and and of course we can't have that.
So I'm afraid I cannot
recommend that you continue
in the Scarin' program. Good day.
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
Well then, I'm sure your family
will be very disappointed.
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(GRUNTS)
(MURMURING CONTINUES)
And, Mr. Wazowski,
what you lack is something
that cannot be taught.
You're not scary.
You will not be continuing
in the Scarin' program.
Please. Let me try the simulator.
I'll surprise you.
Surprise me? I doubt that every much.
(WIND WHOOSHING)
SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR:
Welcome back.
I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
Some say that a career
as a scream-can designer is boring,
unchallenging, a waste
of a monster's potential.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Open your textbooks to chapter three.
We will now plunge into the rich history
-of scream-can design.
-(SQUEAKS)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES)
Outta my way!
Comin' through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
Welcome to this year's
Greek Scare Games kickoff.
-The Scare Games! Yeah!
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
-(FEEDBACK)
-Okay, relax.
We have a special guest,
the founder of the games,
Dean Hardscrabble.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Good afternoon.
As a student, I created these games
as a friendly competition,
but be prepared.
To take home the trophy,
you must be the most fearsome
monsters on camps.
(RORS CHUCKLING)
So good luck,
and may the best monsters win.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-All right, everybody.
We're closing down sign-ups,
so we'll see you all..
MIKE: Wait!
I'm signing up!
(CROWD LAUGHING)
What?
Uh... You have to be
in a fraternity to compete.
Behold the next winnin' be fraternity
of the Scare Games,
the brothers, my brothers,
of Oozma Kappa!
Hi.
(HISSING)
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doin'?
You just said the winners are the most
fearsome monsters on campus.
If I win, it means
you kicked out the best Scarer
in the whole school.
That won't happen.
How 'bout a little wager?
If I win, you let me back
in the Scarin' program.
(SCOFFS)
And what would that prove?
That you were wrong.
(ALL GASP)
Very well.
If you win, I will let your entire team
into the Scare program.
But if you lose,
you will leave Monsters University.
Deal.
Now all you need to do is find
enough members to compete.
We need six guys, right?
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
We count bodies, not heads.
That dude counts as one.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Anybody else wanna join our team?
Anyone at all?
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
-Can I squeeze by you?
-Randy!
Randy, thank goodness.
I need ya on my team.
Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
Boggs.
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
Don't blow this for me.
Do the thing.
-Oh! Where did he go?
-(ALL LAUGH)
Please, anybody.
I need one more monster.
Just one more!
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
We have to move on.
Your team doesn't qualify.
Yes, it does!
The star player has just arrived.
No way! Someone else!
Please! Anyone else.
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
Is he on your team or not?
FEMALE MONSTER:
Come on! Let's go!
(GRUNTING)
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
Good luck.
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
This is a fraternity house?
Hey there, teammateys!
Come on aboard!
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
it is my honor to welcome you
to your new kome.
We call this room "Party Central."
Technically, we haven't
actually had a party here yet.
But when we do, we'll be ready!
Whoo!
The hot cocoa train
is comin' through! Whoa!
-Next stop... You!
-(CUPS RATTLING)
I would like to start us off first by...
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
(CHUCKLES) We were!
None of us lasted very long.
I guess we just weren't what
old Hardscrabble was looking for.
Don Carlton, mature student.
Thirty years in the textile industry
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
or go back to school
and learn the computers.
Hello. I'm Terry with a"Y"...
And I'm Terri with an "I"!
I'm a dance major!
(CHUCKLING) And I'm not.
Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)
Seven, eight, turn! And...
Why didn't you turn?
'Cause we never agreed to do this!
-You said this was gonna be cool!
-No one said this was gonna be cool.
-Now I'm embarrassed.
-Now you're embarrassed?
Yes, because it's in front of people!
You should wake up embarrassed.
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
Excited to live with you
and laugh with ya,
and cry with you.
Thought you might like
to keep a dream journal.
-Guess that leaves me.
-Ah!
My name's Scott Squibbles.
My friends call me Squishy.
I'm undeclared, unattached,
and unwelcome pretty much
everywhere but here.
Now that we've all been introduced,
as captain of our team...
So, basically, you guys have
no Scarin' experience?
(CHUCKLES) Not a lot!
But now we've got you!
You're about the scariest fella
I've ever seen.
Even with them pink polka dots.
Aw, thanks.
Actually, I think I brin'
the whole package.
Your hands are as big as my face!
He's like a mountain with fur!
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Yeah, me neither.
I don't wanna get too big. (SNIFFS)
We thought our dreams were over,
but Mike said if we win,
they're lettin' at us in the Scarin' program.
We're gonna be real Scarers!
-The best!
-You betcha! (CHUCKLES)
Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
And here's what you've been
waitin' for, fellas.
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
We'll let you guys get settled.
Anything you need,
you just give a big holler-oonie!
Okay, thanks, buddy.
Are you kiddin' me?
Look, they don't need to be good.
I'm gonna carry the whole team.
Really? And who's gonna carry you?
Hey, if you wanna go back
to can design,
you know where the door is.
(FLICKING LIGHT SWITCH)
Great.
Guys?
Anybody home?
(CREAKING)
Um...
(STAMMERS) Hello?
Fellas?
Do you pledge your souls
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
-Ow!
-Do you swear to
-keep secret...
-...all that you learn here?
No matter how horrifying?
Hey!
Will you take the sacred oath
of the... (GASPS)
-For cryin' out loud.
-Sweetie!
Turn the lights on
while you're down here!
You're going to ruin your eyes!
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
Just pretend I'm not here.
This is my room's house.
Do you promise to look out
for your brothers...
(DIAL CRANKING)
...no matter what the peril?
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)
Will you defend Oozma Kappa
no matter how dangerous?
No matter how insurmountable
the odds may be?
From evils both great and small?
In the face of unending pain and...
Oh, forget it! You're in.
Look, we know
we're no one's first choice
for fraternity,
so it means a lot
to have you here with us.
Can't wait to start Scarin'
with you, brothers.
(SIGHS)
(ALL CHEERING)
-Time for a celebration!
-Yeah!
Grab the couch cushions, gentleman,
'cause we're building a fort!
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)
Mmm, I know you're a princess
and I'm just a stable boy.
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-(KISSES)
-Yuck!
-(GRUNTS)
-Mom! What are you doin'?
-Your gruppy paw was in my bed!
(STAMMERS)
Were you kissin' my hand?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
No. And what about you
with all your sheddin' in?
-I don't shed.
-Really.
Uh...
-Excuse me.
-I just wanna get my stuff.
-Would you just...
-Oh, hey. Come on!
-...let me get my stuff!
-(GRUNTS)
(MIKE YELPS)
-(BOTH GROANING)
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
First morning in the house.
That's going in the album!
-Guys! We got a letter!
-A letter?
TERRI: We never get mail.
-Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
-Would you... Gimme that!
Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.
(GASPS) It's the first event
of the Scare Games.
(ALL GASPING)
"A child room is where you scare,
"but avoid the toxicity lurkin' there."
Wait a minute.
Where do they want us to meet?
Of all the sewers on campus
this one has always been my favorite.
Art, you've been here before?
I have a life outside of the house,
you know.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
the Scare Games!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Scare Games! Scare Games!
(CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!
I love this energy!
Okay. Okay, everyone.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it
for the frats and sororities
competing in this year's games...
-Jaws Theta Chi!
-(ALL CHEER)
MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
(ALL GRUNT)
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar!
(ALL ROARING)
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
(HISSES)
And finally, Oozma Kappa!
(SILENCE)
Yay! Whoo-hoo!
Hi, Mom!
-Smile!
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
(GROANS)
Let's begin the first competition,
-the Toxicity Challenge!
-(ALL CHEERING)
Human children are toxic!
And anything they touch is toxic.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
We don't have any human toys,
but thanks to MU's biology department,
we found a close second,
-the stinging glow urchin!
-(ALL GASP)
(ALL MURMURING)
Trust me when I say,
you are not gonna
wanna touch this bad boy!
I wanna touch it.
And you certainly don't wanna
touch any of its friends.
(ALL GASP)
Yeah, I wanna touch 'em.
This is the startin' to line.
The light at the end of the tunnel
is the finish line.
And whoever comes in last
is eliminated from the games.
-Mike...
-(GASPS) What is it?
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
-Don't worry, Smoothie.
-Squishy!
Squishy. We're not gonna lose,
because we have everything
we need to win right here.
Heart.
No! Me. I'm gonna win the race for us.
SULLEY: All right, all right.
That's very cute,
but move, move, move.
I'm gonna win this.
It's an obstacle course.
What are you gonna do? Roar at it?
I can get through
faster than you, little guy.
Take your place at the starting line!
This is all about teamwork.
Everybody, stick together.
I'm gonna beat you
over that finish line.
Get ready to eat my dust.
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
Attention, teams. One last thing.
Scarers work in the dark.
(CRACKLING)
-I wanna go home!
-On your marks...
Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
Thanks! We're gonna
rip you to pieces!
What?
-(ALL HISSING)
-(BOTH GASP)
MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
-Go!
-(ALL YELLING)
I'm gonna touch 'em!
(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(ALL PANTING)
Ow!
Come on!
Uh, guys!
We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
(SCREAMS)
Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)
Son fa a moustache!
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
Is that as fast as you can go?
-Just gettin' started!
-What the...
(CROWD JEERING)
Whoa! Ah!
Oh... Ah!
(GASPS)
That's gotta hurt!
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...
-Ooh!
-Terry!
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
(BOTH SCREAM)
-(BOTH GROAN)
-(YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH SNIGGER)
Ha-ha!
(GASPS) Oh...
Uh-oh. Yikes!
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
(ROARS)
(BOTH PANTING)
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar wins!
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH ROARING)
(BOTH GROAN)
-(BOTH PANTING)
-Take that, Wazowski!
Are you delirious? I beat you!
Get your eye checked!
-Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas.
-Hey! Second place ain't bad.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Second places, Jaws Theta Chi!
What?
Your whole team
has to cross the finish line.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Third place, EEKs!
-Fourth place, PNK!
-MIKE: No!
-Fifth place, HSS!
-No, no, no!
MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
Oozma Kappa.
I can't feel my anything.
Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa
has been eliminated!
No.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GASPS)
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
It would've taken a miracle
for you to...
Attention, everyone.
We have an announcement.
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
(ALL GASP)
The use of illegal protective gel
is cause for elimination.
What!
(GROANS)
Which means Oozma Kappa
is back in the games!
It's a miracle!
Your luck will run out, eventually.
This is gonna be harder than I thought.
MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
Now, we're gonna have to start
winning these things together,
so that means I'm gonna need
euch of you guys
to pull your owns weight.
-Mike?
-(GASPS) What is it?
We've made a list of
our strengths and weaknesses.
In high school, I was
the master of the silent scare.
I could sneak up on a field mouse
-in a pillow factory.
-(SQUISHING)
Sorry! They get stickier
when I'm sweaty.
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
We're experts in the ancient craft
of close-up magic.
It's all about misdirection.
-Uh...
-I have an extra tow. (LAUGHS)
Nit with me, of course.
Guys, one slip-up on the next event,
and we're goners.
So, for this to work,
I'm gonna need you
to take every instinct you have
and bury it deep, deep down.
-Done.
-From now on, we are of one mind.
My mind.
Oh, please.
I will tell you exactly what to do,
and how to do it.
ALL: Uh... Okay, Mike.
Seems about right.
All right. Gimme scary steps.
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
You're wasting your time.
We need a new team.
(SCOFFS) We can't just
"get a new team"!
I checked this morning.
It's against the rules.
What if we disguised a new team
to look like the old team?
Oh, no, no. We are not cheatin' in.
It's not cheating. I'm just, ya know,
leveling the playing field.
Okay, so it's kinda cheating,
but what do you want me to do?
They're not exactly
the scariest group in the world.
Oh, a ladybug!
Make a wish! Make a wish!
-(BLOWS)
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
This is not gonna work.
Where are you going? We're training.
I'm a Sullivan.
That's not enough.
You're all over the place.
You're charging ahead when you...
Bup, bup, bup!
You tell them what to do but not me.
So long, Coach.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
Okay, Oozmas... (GASPS)
Goy, we need to get you a bell.
Listen up. "If a kid hears you comin',
they'll call Mom and Dad,
"then you'd better run fast
or things will get bad."
Huh?
In the next event,
if even one of us gets caught,
we're all out.
So remember do exactly what I do.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at
the halfway point of the second event,
and things are getting interesting.
(SOFTLY) Got it.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Only two teams left.
Who will make it out with their flag,
and who will be eliminated?
MALE ANNOUNCER: In a real Scare,
you do not wanna get caught
by a kid's parent.
And in this event,
you do not wanna get caught by
the librarian.
(SHUSHING)
Quiet.
(SCOFFS) What's so scary
about a little old librarian?
-(CHAIR CREAKS)
-(GASPS)
I said, "Quiet."
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(GASPING)
(WHIMPERS)
-Faster.
-Slow and steady.
-Slow and steady.
-Slow and steady.
BOTH: Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
(GASPS)
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
-Sullivan!
(ALL SHUSHING)
(ALL GROANING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
(GASPS)
Hmm.
Whew! (GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
(STRAINING) Ooh!
(GRUNTS)
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
-No!
-(POPPING)
(GROWLING)
TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight!
(SCATTING)
BOTH: Look over here!
-(TERRY CHUCKLING)
-(TERRI SINGING)
-(LAUGHING)
-(PLATES SHATTERING)
-Is that legal?
-You better believe it, mop top!
The only rule is don't get caught.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Whoo!
(LAUGHING)
-(GASPS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-Ooh!
-BOTH: Hey! Over here!
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
-Come and get me!
-Come and get me! Whoo-hoo!
Guys, what are you doing?
They said don't let her catch you.
But they didn't say how!
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
(GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAM)
ALL: Whoa!
(ALL GRUNT)
Whew! (CHUCKLES)
We did it!
No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
-SQUISHY: Mike?
-(GASPS)
-Way to go, Squishy!
-Way to go, Squishy!
How?
Misdirection.
(LIBRARIAN GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
The EEKs have been eliminated
and Oozma Kappa live
to scare another day!
ALL: (CHANTING)
We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
TERRI: We were awesome!
Okay, look. That wasn't real Scarin'.
It was better than what you did.
You should've stuck to my strategy.
Whatever.
Talk to me when we start
the real Scarin'.
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Hey! You guys going to the party?
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
-We don't get invited to...
-(SHUSHES) Party?
The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
-It's for the top Scare Teams.
-(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
You're one of us now, right?
See ya there!
(ALL GIGGLING)
-Did you believe it?
-I can't believe it!
-Uh-uh. Bad idea.
-This is great.
They're finally seeing us as real Scarers.
We're going!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
DON: Do you people still dance?
'Cause my moves are a little rusty.
Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
We can't go in there
without some scented candles.
Calm down. We earned this.
(STAMMERS) What if there's
a lull in the conversation?
I never know what to... You know...
Say?
How are you so good at this?
You just look on
an angry 50-feet librarian,
and you're afraid of a little party?
Take a deep breath...
(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)
...and in you go!
(MUSIC STOPS)
Hello.
-It's Oozma Kappa!
-These guys are crazy!
What you did today was insane!
MONSTER: That was awesome!
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Oozma Kappa,
tonight we party like Scarers!
(ALL CHEER)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(DANCE MUSIC FADES)
(ROARS SOFTLY)
(WHISTLES) Hey, quiet! Quiet!
Quiet dow, you can-wranglers.
All right. On behalf of the RORs,
we'd like to congratulate all the teams
that have made it this far.
(ALL CHEERING)
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
(ALL HISSING)
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
(HISSES)
(CHUCKLES) Very creepy.
And finally, the surprise team
of the Scare Games,
-Oozma Kappa!
-(ALL CHEERING)
Come on over, guys.
Now, I gotta admit, fellas,
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
But, boy, was I wrong.
Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
CROWD: Oozma Kappa!
Oh!
What?
The most adorable monsters
on campus.
CROWD: Ooh! Oh!
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Release the stuffed animals.
(CHET CHUCKLES)
Faced!
Don't worry. (GRUMBLES)
Nobody reads the school paper.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
they read the quad.
(MONSTERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL LAUGHING)
MONSTERS: Whoo-hoo!
CHET: Thank you very much.
Okay. Would you like that
with wo sleeves or four?
Thanks. Tell your friends.
Hey! What do you think you're doin'?
Raisin' a little money for charity.
Yeah? Well, stop it.
You want us to stop raising money
for charity? That's not cool.
This guy hates charity!
I want you to stop making us
look like fools.
Hey, you're makin' yourselves
look like fools.
Let's be honest, boys.
You're never gonna be real Scarers,
because real Scarers look like us.
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
But, hey, it you really want
to work for a Scare company
they're always hiring in the mailroom.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Goys, hold on!
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.
Don't listen to him.
We just need to keep tryin'.
No, you need to stop tryin'!
You can train monsters like this
all you want,
but you can't change who they are.
(SIGHS)
DON: Mike...
We appreciate everything you've done,
but he's right.
No matter how much we train,
we'll never look like them.
We're built
for other things.
(SLURPS)
Sorry, squirt!
Some monsters just aren't
cut out for the big leagues.
(LAUGHING)
The big leagues.
Guys.
We're going on a little field trip.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
-Thanks, Mom.
-Have fun, kids!
I'll just be here on listenin' be to my tunes.
(THRASH METAL BLARING
ON STEREO)
Hey, uh, where are we?
The big leagues.
Holy roly-poly.
Wow.
Nice fence.
This is amazing, Mike.
We're not stopping here.
(PANTING)
(WHIMPERING)
SQUISHY: This is crazy.
We're gonna get arrested!
(MIKE SHUSHING)
-Oh, wow.
-Whoa...
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
All Scare Floor now active.
West coast comin' online.
Scarers coming out.
SQUISHY: Look at them.
They're going into the human world,
and they don't even look scared!
(CHILD SCREAMS)
-(BEEPS)
-Wow.
Take a good look, fellas.
See what they all have in common?
Uh... No, not really.
Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
The best Scarers use their differences
to their advantage.
-(SNARLS)
-Wow.
Terri? Look.
DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
Look at that old feller
rackin' up the big numbers!
Don, that old fella is
Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
What? Where? That's really him?
MIKE: He held the Scare Record
for three years!
Oh! Third door from the end!
MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
SULLEY: Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
-I still have his rookie card.
-Me, too!
Doesn't have the speed anymore,
but his
-technique is flawless.
-Technique is flawless.
You collected Scare Cards, huh?
Yep. 450 of 'em.
Impressive.
I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
Hey, look at me!
I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
-(ROARS)
-Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
Oh, that's great!
DON: That's a pretty good one, Spuish.
I've been a real jerk.
So have I.
But it's not too late.
We could be a great team.
We just need to start working together.
-SECURITY GUARD: Hey!
-(GASPS)
What are you doin' up there?
I can't go back to jail!
(YELPS)
(ALARM BLARING)
Come on!
DON: They're right behind us!
(ALL PANTING)
Get back here!
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
Up there! Get 'em!
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-(WHIMPERS)
-(GRUNTS)
-Thanks, brother.
-Don't mention it.
(COUGHING)
I'm fine, really!
It's just a little heart.
Aw... I want a piece of that action!
(GRUNTING)
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL PANTING)
SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-What?
-Start the car!
Start the bar?
The car! Start the car!
Oh! Okay.
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Get in! Get in!
-Mom, go!
-Seatbelts.
-Okay, go!
-Does anyone want gum?
Just drive!
Okay. Here we go!
(ALL SCREAMING)
ART: Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-(SULLEY SNORING)
-Rise and shine!
-(GASPS)
Scary feet, scary feet...
The kid is in the bathroom!
Scary feet, scary feet...
Oh, he's back!
-(ALL ROAR)
-(ALARM BUZZING)
-Wake up!
-(GASPING)
-(ROARING)
-Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
Do I hear thirty-nine?
-MIKE: Come on!
-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're lookin' good.
"To frighten a child
is the point of a Scare.
"If you frighten a teen,
then Scarer beware."
-Okay, scare the little kid.
-(ROARS)
-Avoid the teenager!
-(GASPS)
FEMALE TEENAGER 1:
I'm on the phone!
-(BUZZING)
-(GROANS)
MALE TEENAGER 2:
No one understands me!
-(ROARS)
-(BUZZES)
-MALE TEENAGER 2: Whatever.
-(ROARS)
-(BUZZES)
-(GROANS)
FEMALE TEENAGER 2:
But, Daddy, I love him!
(BELL DINGS)
-(ROARS)
-(CHILD SCREAMS)
MALE ANNOUNCER:
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
Second place, Oozma Kappa!
Whoo!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
(CROWD CHEERING)
MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
"Someone is coming,
this could ruin your night.
"Stay hidden, take cover,
and stay outta sight!"
You got 10 seconds. Go!
Kiosk! Pile of leaves!
Standing out in the open.
And there should be one more.
(WHISTLES) How'd I do?
Oh! Not too shabby, Don!
Thanks! I cannot get down.
-Zombie snarl!
-(SNARLING)
Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
-My Aunt Phyllis.
-(GROANING)
In the morning!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(LAUGHING)
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-Time to go to work.
-(GASPS)
-You're out!
You're out.
-(SIGHS)
-Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(WHOOPING)
Thank you.
(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)
Yeah!
(WHOOPING) Yeah!
We're down to two remaining teams,
Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
Which leads us to the final event!
"Every one of your skills
will be put to the test.
"The Scare Simulator will prove
who's the best!"
Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
in front of the whole school!
Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
After ya lose,
no one will remember you.
Maybe. But when you lose,
no one will let you forget it.
Oh, boy. That is a good point.
Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
You've got to teach us your moves.
Well, then you're gonna
wanna talk to this guy.
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Sure, I can teach you.
All right. You wanna hide
behind the chair?
You have to become the chair.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Thanks for coming, Dean.
Dean Hardscrabble!
If we get back into the Scarin' program,
I hope there's no hard feelings.
Tomorrow, each of you must prove
that you are undeniably scary.
And I know for a fact
that one of you is not.
(INDISTINCT)
No. He works harder then anyone.
Do you think he's scary?
He's the heart and soul of the team!
Do you think he's scary?
(ROARS)
We're gonna win this thing
tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
We'll finally have our lives back on track.
Hey, Mike?
You know, you've given me
a lotta really great tips.
I'd love to return the favor sometime.
Oh. Yeah, sure. Anytime.
(SULLEY GRUNTS)
-We're doing this now?
-Okay.
You've memorized every textbook,
every Scare Theory, and that is great.
-Hey!
-(CAT YOWLS)
But now it's time to forget all that.
Just reach deep down
and let the scary out!
Huh. Just feel it.
Exactly. Go wild.
I don't know. I've kind of
get my own technique.
Give it a try.
-(ROARS)
-Good, but bigger!
-(ROARS)
-Nope. You're thinkin' again.
-From the gut!
-(GRUNTING)
Let the animal out!
(ROARING)
Come on! Dig deep!
(ROARING LOUDLY)
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
So, how was that?
-Up top.
-Ha-ha!
You know, it did feel different
I feel like it's all coming together.
Yup, this time tomorrow
the whole school is finally gonna see
what Mike Wazowski can do.
(CHUCKLES) You're darn right.
♪ Monsters University
♪ We give our heart to you
♪ Wherever children are dreamin'
♪ We'll bring them nightmares, too
♪ Oh, Monsters University
♪ Alma Mater hail to you ♪
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the final competition
of the Scare Games.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
Whoo! Yeah! All right!
MALE ANNOUNCER:
It's time to see how terrifying
you really are,
in the Scare Simulators!
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warned.
Each simulated Scare has been set
to the highest difficulty level.
The highest level?
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
First Scarers to the starting line.
Okay, just like we planned.
I'll go first. Then, Don...
Hold on. Mike's the one
who started all this
and I think it's only right
if he's the one who finishes it.
I think you should go last.
ALL: Yes!
Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
All right. Don, you okay goin' first?
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
ALL: Oozma Kappa!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna beat this guy.
Hey, Bruiser!
You take it easy on grandpa.
-(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-Unleash the beast, Don!
Okay, then.
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
(PANTING)
(CROWD GASPING)
(GASPS)
(SQUEAKING)
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARING)
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Huh? Huh?
Thanks for takin' it easy on grandpa.
(ALL GASPING)
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Next group to the starting line.
BOTH: Let's do this.
(ROARS)
(DINGS)
-(CHEERING)
-Yes! Yeah!
-(BOTH ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(CHEERING)
(SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
-Come on, Art.
-Come on, buddy.
-You can do it.
-(ALL ENCOURAGING)
-(SCREAMING)
-(DINGS)
-Yes!
-(CHEERING)
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
CROWD: Aw!
(ALL GROANING)
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
(BUZZES SOUNDS)
You got this, Sull.
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
(DINGING)
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And it's all tied up!
-(LAUGHING)
-(ALL CHEERING)
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
-Huh?
-Hearts?
-Huh?
-Way to go, Boggs!
(OOZMAS CHEERING)
Yay!
That's the last time
I lose to you, Sullivan.
Worthington and Wazowski,
to the starting line.
(EXHALES)
Hey.
Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
Don't worry about anyone else.
Just go out there and show them
what Mike Wazowski can do.
Thanks.
(CHEERING)
(MIKE EXHALING)
Don't take the loss to hard.
You never belonged here anyway.
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
(MIKE PANTING)
(SCRATCHING)
-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMS)
(CROWD CHEERING)
MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing
performance by Worthington!
-Johnny, you're my hero!
-CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas
will need a record-breaking
Scare to win this.
LITTLE MONSTER:
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
JOHNNY: No one will remember you.
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
(DINGS)
-Yeah!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
They did it!
-(CHEERING)
-(YELPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah! Hey!
(LAUGHING)
We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)
Come here, ya son of a gun!
-Way to go!
-Yeah!
Oh! A little stuck.
Pardon me there, Mr. Squibbles.
(GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.
We did it!
-Thank you!
-Thanks a lot.
-You rule!
-I have never ruled before.
(LAUGHING)
You guys killed it out there!
Awesome!
Hey, Wazowski!
Come on, let's go, you maniac!
We're celebrating.
Mike?
I did it.
I can't believe it.
I'm gonna be s Scarer!
(LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.
You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
You haven't seen the last
of Mike Wazowski. Boo!
(SCREAMING)
(BEEPING)
I knew I was scary.
I didn't know I was that scary.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary
I guess we broke it.
Come on.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
MIKE: It's been tampered with.
Uh, I don't you should be
messin' with that.
MIKE: Why are my settings different?
Mike, we should leave.
-Did you do this?
-Mike.
Did you do this?
(SIGHS) I...
Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
Why? Why did you do this?
(SIGHS) You know, just in case.
In case of what?
You don't think I'm scary.
-Mike...
-You said you believe in me.
But you're just like Hardscrabble.
You're just like everyone else!
Look, you'll get better and better...
I'm as scary as you!
I'm as scary as anyone!
-I just wanted to help.
-No.
You just wanted help yourself.
Well, what was I supposed to do?
Let the whole team fail
because you don't have it?
(BUZZES)
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:
So your calculations were a little off.
That door took me all semester.
It's too dangerous.
The professor's just gonna shred it.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.
The first of many trophies, I am sure.
KNIGHT: Sullivan!
Nice work out there.
I look forward to havin' ya
back in class.
CHET: Hey, there it is!
Looks like I was wrong about you.
You;re one of us after all.
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!
You are one of us now, okay?
Anytime you wanna come hang out
and do whatever, you got a crew.
You're a ROR, buddy!
Hey!
Where are you going?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(BUZZES)
You did what?
My team had nothing to do with it.
It was all me. I cheated.
I expect you campus by tomorrow.
Yes, ma'am.
You're a disgrace to this university
and your family name.
(ALARM BLARING)
What's goin' on?
Someone broke into the door lab!
What?
Oh, no.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
Open the door! Don't go in there!
(EXHALES)
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
(ROARS)
You look funny.
What?
(GIRL YAWNING)
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's goin' on?
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS)
(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
GIRL 4: I wanna touch it! It's so cute!
-(PANTING)
-(STUDENTS MURMURING)
James!
No one goes near that door
until the authorities arrive.
You don't think could be...
-It's Mike.
-But he could die out there!
James, wait! We can help.
Leave it to the old master of sales.
We got a call in,
but that's the best we can do.
Ahem!
Don Carlton, sales.
Folks, today is your lucky day.
How many times have you asked
yourself the following question...
-Arrest him.
-Pardon?
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
Spread 'em, pops!
-DON: Do you mind?
-Don't move!
What? Sullivan!
(GASPS) Don't you dare!
Sullivan! Don't go in there!
(GASPS)
Mike?
-Mike! (GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
WOMAN: The kids said
they was something in the cabin.
-They're calling it an alien.
-GIRL: It was!
I was a little green guy!
What's the problem, ma'am?
-(GASPS)
-(WIND WHOOSHING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(WHISPERS) Mike?
(GRUNTS)
-(CROWD GASP)
-(GASPS)
MALE CAR COUNSELOR:
Bear! A bear in the camp!
(PANTING)
(GASPS LOUDLY)
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
I heard something over here!
-(SPLASH)
-(GASPS)
(SIGHS) Mike!
Come on, buddy.
Let's get you outta here.
This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
You were right.
They weren't scared of me.
I did everything right.
I wanted it more than anyone.
And I thought...
I thought if I wanted it enough,
I could show everybody that...
That Mike Wazowski
is something special.
And I'm just
not.
Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
Don't do that! Plese, don't do that!
-You do not know how I feel.
-Mike, calm down.
Monsters like you have everything.
You don't have to be good.
You can mess up over and over again
-and the whole world loves you.
-Mike...
You'll never know what it's like to fail
because you were born a Sullivan!
Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
The one who got kicked out
of the program,
the one who was so afraid
to let everyone down
that I cheated.
And I lied.
(SIGHS)
Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
but you're not the only failure here.
I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
I'm terrified.
How come you never
told me that before?
Because
we weren't friends before.
-RANGER 3: Check the lake!
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 4: I heard something here!
-(GASPS)
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 5: This way!
(PANTING)
(RANGERS SHOUTING)
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
Over there!
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTS)
MIKE: Sulley!
(PANTING IN RELIEF)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
RANGER 5: He's cornered!
(BOTH GASP)
No!
They're still in there!
Until the authorities arrive,
this door stays off!
No! You can't do that! No!
Enough! I want this room cleared now!
-You can't do this!
-(ALL CLAMORING)
-(GASPS)
-(SIREN WAILS)
We gotta get outta here.
-Let them come.
-What?
If we scare them,
I mean really scare them,
we could generate enough scream
to power the door from this side!
What are you talking about?
I have read every book
about Scarin' every written.
This could work!
They're adults. I don't do it.
Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
(DOOR CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
(LOUD THUDDING)
(WIND HOWLING)
(MOUNTING)
(SLAMS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Mama!
Mama!
(DISTORTING) Mama.'.
(RANGERS GASP)
-(SCRATCHING)
-(GASPING)
(CREAKING)
(LOUD SCRATCH)
(LOUD SCRATCH)
What the...
(RANGERS GASPING)
(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)
-Now what?
-Phase two.
-(CLATTERING)
-(RANGERS GASPING)
-(RANGER WHIMPERS)
-Keep together.
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
(RANGERS MURMURING)
(WHISPERING) Are you ready?
-Mike, I can't.
-Yes, you can.
Stop being a Sullivan
and start being you.
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
FOREST RANGER:
Assistance on the north side.
Repeat, we need assistance
on the north side.
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?
We need assistance on the north side.
We have a...
-(ALL GASPING)
-Look! What was it?
Let's go.
(RANGERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
(RANGERS GASPING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ROARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS ECHOING)
(CANISTERS DINGING)
-(ROARING)
-(RANGERS WHIMPERING)
(RANGERS SCREAMING)
Sulley, come on!
(GASPS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
(STAMMERS) How did you do this?
Don't ask me.
-(SPARKS CRACKLING)
-(GASPS)
Move, move, move!
This is a 54-23 in progress.
All right, everybody, clear out.
Secure the perimeter.
No child breath.
Repeat: no child breach.
You ruined our doors!
I've been workin' on my door
all semester!
Let's go, you two.
-You're alive!
-We are so glad you're safe.
Hey, wait!
What's gonna happen to them?
CDA AGENT: That's for the university
president to decide.
But you can be sure
we'll be watching these two.
Always watching.
-Expelled?
-Yeah, we really messed up.
So, you're leavin'?
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
Harsh, man.
I'm sorry, guys.
You'd be in the Scarin' program
right now if it wasn't for us.
What?
Well, (CHUCKLES) it is
the gosh-darnedest thing.
Hardscrabble's letting us
into the Scare program.
What?
She was impressed with
our performance in the games.
She invited us to join next semester!
(CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!
And that's not the only piece
of good news.
Sherrie and I are engaged!
Oh. Who is Sherrie?
(SIGHING) She's my mom.
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
Come here. Give me some sugar.
-Oh!
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Ugh! So uncomfortable.
Oh, come on, Scott.
I don't want you to think of me
as your new dad.
After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
This is so weird.
DON: Just think of me
as your big brother
that's marrying your mother.
Wait. Hold on.
We're brothers who share
the same mom slash wife.
That's worse.
Well, I guess we should be goin' now.
Promise me you'll keep in touch.
You're the scariest bunch
of monsters I have ever met.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
So, what now?
You know, for the first time in my life,
I don't really have a plan.
You're the great Mike Wazowski.
You'll come up with something.
I think it's time I leave the greatness
to other monsters.
I'm okay just being okay.
So long, Sull.
So long.
-Wazowski!
-(SCREAMS)
-Whoa!
-Stop the bus!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Are you crazy?
(PANTING) Mike,
I don't know single Scarer
who can do what you do.
I know, everyone sees us together,
they think I'm the one runnin' the show,
but the truth is,
I've been ridin' it your coattails
since day one!
You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
You took a hopeless team
and made 'em champions.
All I did was catch a pig!
Technically, I caught the pig.
Exactly! Are you think you're just okay?
You pulled off the biggest Scare
this school has ever seen!
-That wasn't me!
-That was you!
You think I could've done it
without you.
I didn't even bring a pencil
on the first day of school.
Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
But you are fearless.
And If Hardscrabble can't see that,
then she can just...
I can for what?
Careful, Mr. Sullivan.
I was just warming up to you.
Sorry.
Well, gentleman,
it seems you made the front page again.
The two of you did something together
that no one has ever done before.
You surprised me.
Perhaps I should keep an eye out
from more surprises
like you in my program.
But as far as the two of you
are concerned
there is nothing I can do for you now.
Except, perhaps, with you luck.
And, Mr. Wazowski,
keep surprising people.
You know, there is still one way
we can work at a Scare company.
They're always hiring in the mailroom.
This is better than I ever imagined!
I bet we break the all-time record
in our first year.
Mike, we're mail guys.
I know. I'm talkin' about
the record for letters delivered!
(GASPS)
All right, newbies, quit goofin' around.
I'll have you know tamperin' to
with the mail is a crime
-punishable by banishment!
-Yes, sir.
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
are gonna change the world
starting today!
Say scream!
-Scream!
-Scream!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
Thanks, Merv.
-Good luck, Mike!
-Thanks, fellas.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
You comin', Coach?
You better believe it.
(EXHALES)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
(SIGHING LOUDLY)
I made it! My first day of class!
Uh, the school year's over,son.
You missed it.
Great.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING RAPIDLY)
English - SDH