NCIS
“Look, he was adamant about [his wife] not knowing. Even collecting his winnings. That’s why I’m trying to sell my truck. But now, I don’t have to! I’m free and clear! [Realizing what he just said] And I just gave you motive, didn’t I?”
Pretty sloppy, Sammy
The Nikki Glaser quote wasn’t even close to her best joke of the night let alone the one most deserving attention from that night. It was probably the laziest one she did though.
I didn’t watch but I could tell it was lazy just reading it and was surprised there weren’t better choices that didn’t have to do with body shaming.
So disappointed XMen 97 was left off.
Jean: “Make them mind your weather, sister.”
Storm: “And them weather your mind.”
It was a perfect exchange between chosen family
The “I thought that was non-diegetic” line from Doctor Who should have been on here.
Can we PLEASE have one of Billy Gardell’s next projects be a John Astin biopic?
CSI Vegas – one word – plastinated
I though Sammy’s second exchange with NCIS on how he would dump a car belonging to someone he murdered was much funnier.
YES some Girls On The Bus love. Thanks for including it! Hope there’s another season
As great as Trudy’s speech to Atwater was on CPD, wouldn’t it have also been helpful to tell him to see a therapist to deal with his guilt and grief and not expect him to do it himself? I mean he was literally stalking his victim’s family at that point.
From Bill Maher: “Remember to call your mom on Mother’s Day. Unless you’re Gen Z, in which case just go upstairs.”
everything the maestro says in ‘devil’s chord’.