We must be doing non-simultaneous storytelling - I can't see how anybody would get time off with Mantle in hopefully-metaphorical flames.
This time the title music is subtitled as "upbeat" rather than "intense". I remain in some disbelief that they didn't subtitle this sequence once (which they did for the YouTube upload) and copy and paste into each Chapter.
Oh I see, the flames are out. A crackdown has made election day physically safe. Robyn, on camera, denounces rioting and makes it clear that the best way to show displeasure with Jacques Schnee is to not elect him.
Our protagonists train. Yang and Blake acrobat around for some unclear objective. Weiss disrupts Winter's summon control using her own summon in stealthy miniature size. Nora plays hammerball with Jaune, who bounces it back on his shield; eventually Nora supercharges and hits Jaune with the ball hard enough to shatter the ball. Jaune loses some Aura, and then self-Amps to get it right back. Neat trick. Oscar says Jaune's getting faster at it.
Ren meditates at the base of a training-hologram pillar. Ruby avoids Semblance-ramming him by breaking into three to go around the pillar. Oscar asks if she could always do that; she's not sure. (Probably part of the reason she doesn't think about it is to avoid wondering whether she should have while the last match of the Vytal Tournament was on.) This leads into Oscar being a bit jealous that he's the only one without a Semblance. Jaune used to be in that club with him, but not for a while now. Ruby reassures him (Oscar).
Ironwood and Clover enter. For Ironwood, seeing is believing their dedication to training. Ruby feels pushed to it "with the way things are going". Ironwood agrees they're not going well, bringing up a holoscreen of early results for the Council election which indicates that Robyn Hill leads Jacques Schnee 70-30. There's plenty to speculate on here, including how that's being calculated: the earlier scene with Robyn's interview was intercut with the electoral process. A voting machine made clear that there were more than two candidates; and did not make clear the rules of voting, so I'll assume that the writers went with their American sensibilities and assumed first-past-the-post. (As an Australian, there are so many things to shudder about in that sentence.) I refuse to believe that even these two well-known candidates collectively raked in the minimum of 99% of the vote necessary to round to 100% (citation: single-winner elections in two-party systems all over the place IRL). The next plausible explanation is that 70-30 is a two-candidate preferred summary, but that rather implies preferential voting, which did not seem to be in evidence. Regardless, two things are clear:
- Unless counting is highly skewed between areas of highly different opinions, Robyn Hill is on track to win in a landslide.
- Given that the voting precinct map is the same map (in the same colour scheme) that appeared on Watts' screen in his section of the titles, I still wouldn't count on that.
Yang reckons Robyn is most certainly the lesser evil. Ironwood reckons it's not good for "stability" either way, which is understandable from his point of view because they're both running on platforms of pushing back on him. Ruby, Nora, and Jaune urge Ironwood to work with Robyn; Ironwood isn't expecting Robyn to be at all receptive, which is a self-fulfilling-prophecy kind of attitude to take.
Ren gets them out of that conversational minefield by asking about the missions that Ironwood and Clover are no doubt here to give them. All are stunned when the mission is mandatory time off for the rest of the day. Ironwood, the last person you'd expect to sign off on such a thing, explains it as being ready for the inevitable !!fun!! tomorrow.
As counting continues, Robyn Hill's election becomes all but certain (at least in-universe). Weiss wonders why Jacques would shoot his campaign in the foot on election eve; Yang reckons he just didn't think his power play through.
Blake and Yang are taking their minds off politics by going out dancing with Team FNKI. Ruby is confused, citing that Yang had said Team FNKI were annoying. It's a dance club, says Yang, Team FNKI will be inaudible despite their best efforts. Meanwhile, Weiss is still not quite over Ruby's imminent departure with Nora and Ren to what is implied to be Robyn's victory party (and now it's made explicit). With Yang trying to teach Blake some kind of club dance, Weiss is torn between awkwardly putting up with a politician she dislikes, awkwardly third-wheeling on club preparations, and awkwardly being alone; she jumps at Jaune and Oscar's open invitation to a movie.
On the streets of Mantle, Ren thinks Weiss has a point that a victory party seems "premature". Nora and Ruby disagree, seeing as there will be precious few more chances for parties before the planned Amity broadcast about Salem. (The news board they walk past indicates the electoral margin has narrowed to 67-33.)
Ren now brings up their lack of ideas for defeating Salem. Nora is thinking that Jinn's statement that Ozma can't destroy Salem does not necessarily preclude anybody else from doing it, or even Ozma from defeating her without destroying her. Ruby isn't sure. Ren just thinks they should still be training - exactly why you've been forced not to, sir. An argument begins to brew between Nora ("We've trained enough! Take some time to-") and Ren ("We don't have time!").
By the time they reach the party, the margin has narrowed to 64-36. The camera drones in the building have been adorned with hats and/or "Kick Me" signs, which is adorable and/or funny respectively. Correction, even as Team RNR walk in it's down to 63-37.
Penny is completely blind to the implications of only herself and Marrow being sent as security for this party. Penny's blindness would be sweet if those implications were less concerning.
Penny wonders where everyone else is, to which Nora explains. Ruby sinks into the floor as Nora starts shipping Bumblebee to Ren as a bladed metaphor for their continuing argument. Ren grabs the metaphor and turns it back on Nora. Ruby, resurfacing next to Penny, shares some of Penny's confusion. Suddenly the electoral margin visible behind them is 57-43.
Marrow calls Penny back over for a security chat, and is exasperated to get Ruby as a bonus. He's even more exasperated to get either Joanna or May (subtitles say May) soon after that, as Robyn's idea of security for her party. (The writers have forgotten how to do natural-sounding dialogue interruptions again.) Robyn and Joanna soon converge on the brewing argument. Robyn is dismissive of Ruby, but does not join her teammates in being dismissive of Marrow (and indirectly Ironwood); she opines that they'll have to be able to work together "if I get elected tonight". The margin is still 57-43.
Robyn dismisses May and takes over the argument with Marrow herself. They have a decent back-and-forth about the law and its bounds (and shortcomings) before Robyn's yet-unnamed teammate calls attention to the stage. Joanna and then Robyn take to the stage. Marrow follows, irritated, dismissing Ruby on the way. Ruby blows a raspberry at him behind his back before leaving (which would probably endear her to most partygoers, if they were paying any attention).
Speaking of arguments, Ruby is very disappointed to find Nora and Ren still going at it. "I should've just gone to the movies," she mutters to herself. The margin is now 59-41.
Unnamed Teammate starts thanking everyone for voting as the margin goes back to 57-43. She seems nervous to be speaking in public, which makes her a good choice for intro speaker - get everyone's sympathy to ease them into the program. Soon enough, she invites Robyn to speak. Robyn starts with her own public speaking joke. What are you talking about Robyn, if this has been any indication at all then you have it in the bag. The thing that's not in the bag is, I fear, the election itself: now 55-45.
{{Foreknowledge is a curse. I remain comfortably seated in my comfy chair, 40 bpm above my resting heart rate.}}
Robyn's speech is remarkably reluctant to claim victory. As this becomes clear, the big screen behind her ticks to 54-46.
Robyn leaves the stage. A newscaster's voiceover notes that the result will be closer than expected, which seems to be the first Robyn noticed of it. Joanna and May assure her she has it. As if to contradict them, the screen ticks to 53-47.
Meanwhile, Nora would like Ren to at least talk to her. Ren opens by saying he's never been good at talking. We knew from the start that he's not prone to saying very many words, but that doesn't have to be the same thing if those words are well-chosen. "Then screw talking!" says Nora, and kisses him. Fortunately for both, Ren quickly recovers from his surprise and reciprocates.
(raucous cheering from the comments section)
Watts, set up with a bunch of Scrolls in the back of a warehouse somewhere, prepares to do something. Ohhhhh no, Tyrian's here. As in right here, at this very party.
I now understand why Robyn's victory party was described as "premature" - apparently voting is still open! It concerns me greatly that even preliminary live election results are coexisting in the same media space and time as voting in the very same election. This is textbook accidental election interference, even before we get to whatever fully deliberate election interference Watts is going to commit in the next twelve seconds.
Nothing starts in the next twelve seconds, giving Ruby just enough time to notice a prosthetic scorpion's tail, follow it back to its owner, realise that Tyrian is in the house, and shout "Watch out!". At the stroke of zero, Watts cuts the lights and Tyrian starts cutting the people.
Far too many people are cut down before Penny can get a clear look at Tyrian. She orders him to surrender. In response, he vanishes from her sight. That's very concerning. He soon reappears on stage with Robyn and Unnamed, going straight through Unnamed's aura and preparing to do the same to Robyn. Penny tackles Robyn out of the way. I might have tackled Tyrian instead, but I'm not really in the business of questioning first responders making urgent decisions in no-win scenarios. Tyrian leaps into the rafters and disappears.
Watts, who swiped at an election map in the middle of all that, graciously permits the power to come back on. Center stage, Penny with swords drawn. Robyn is lying in a defensive position on one side; Unnamed Teammate is lying unresponsive on the other. Far too many more lie unresponsive before the stage. As the cherry on top of this clustertruck, Jacques Schnee has won the election. {{In case you're wondering, that's the only part I foreknew. Watching election coverage is stressful.}}
Ruby, who wound up slumped against the stage somewhere in there, barely has time for her eyes to widen before some bright spark shouts "It's Ironwood's robot!" I predict either a panicked stampede to escape or more rioting, either of which will kill more and draw Grimm. Also Marrow was around somewhere and has also wound up just below the stage. Robyn has done the obvious thing and blamed Penny for the massacre, fortunately not out loud yet. At least Nora and Ren instantly believe Ruby (now treating Unnamed) when she says Tyrian happened. (And why wouldn't they - Tyrian has previously happened to them all.)
As Joanna, May, and more rush for the stage, Marrow stays them all, and orders Nora and Ren to evacuate Penny. None of those three protest. Robyn pushes Ruby away and starts treating Unnamed herself. Marrow tries to get closer and is discouraged by a crossbow bolt from Joanna; Ruby drags him away as he tries to dig a deeper hole for himself. No, that was not a dog joke.
Watts presses Upload on a video and declares that their work is done for the night. I wonder what fresh hell that will be.
I think I recognise this drunk guy from Chapter 1. He's standing in front of a news board proclaiming Jacques Schnee's "dark-horse victory".
Meanwhile out the back of the party place, Penny is incapacitated by the knowledge that she's just been framed for a massacre. Remember last time someone got framed for a massacre? That was Penny's death. History doesn't repeat, but it certainly rhymes. Eventually Marrow gets her to leave for Atlas. That's just the start of the night's !!festivities!!, as Grimm are clearly audible.
You shut your lying mouth, Jacques.
Credits: "Additional vocalist"? Did someone finally tell Casey Lee Williams she can't do it all on her own? That would be so on-brand for RWBY.
For anybody still wondering where the increasingly brutal political satire was:
In the wealthiest and most militarily powerful nation on the planet, a democracy designed when the ideals of democracy as we know them were relatively new and untested, an unconventional female candidate is unexpectedly defeated in an election to high political office by a wealthy bigoted business tycoon, as the result of fairly blatant election interference by an old enemy of said nation. I've seen that film before.
Next time: Many games of trust.