Get Krack!n

The debut episode of this very-early-morning show is jam-packed with lifestyle essentials and the Kates are so excited they can barely keep their eyes open! Guest Stars: Sam Neill, Candy Bowers, Emily Taheny, Nazeem Hussain, Susie Youssef and Katie Robinson.

The Kates’ already rocky dynamic is tested further when during a mindfulness segment, McCartney is shortlisted for the lead in a US drama series instead of McLennan. Guest Stars: Anne Edmonds, Charlotte Nicdao, Adam Briggs, Emily Taylor, Michelle Lim Davidson, John Leary and Danielle Walker.

An A-list pop superstar is joining the Kates on the couch, and McLennan takes this as irrefutable proof the show is actually good. Guest Stars: Adam Briggs, Madeleine Jevic, Rove McManus, Greg Larsen, Trevor Ashley and Beth Stelling.

McLennan is a bit off-colour today, and McCartney is left to carry the show while her co-host deals with whatever’s happening in her nether regions. Guest Stars: Aunty Donna, Kat Stewart, Michelle Lim Davidson, Wes Snelling and Molly Daniels.

McLennan apologises for making a problematic joke about bisexuality but it will take more than that to convince McCartney she’s not a monster. Guest Stars: Jean Kittson, Adam Briggs, Bjorn Stewart, Anne Edmonds, Thomas Lorenzo and Greg Larsen.

The Kates have had no sleep and they’ve brought their sick kids to work with them because women never get to stop! Guest Stars: Miranda Tapsell, Nakkiah Lui, Madison Torres-Davy, Urzila Carlson, Greg Larsen, Ming-Zhu Hii and Toby Truslove.