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Chis’ gal pals

So all those emails from Chris’ gal pals were fake right? I thought they were real because it seemed like something people would write about him. Do we know what his old friends thought of him? It seems like based on how the internet reacted to him he would have gotten torn apart in Jr High and High school.

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IMHO, Chris's friends from high school should be left alone. They shouldn't be dragged into things.

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Off topic, but It’s a little crazy to think that Chris is actually the most notable alumni from his graduating class.

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Just goes to show anyone can be famous

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u/zyxqpa1999 avatar

The emails left by gal pals about Chris were fake. I’m assuming most of the corresponding Facebook posts were fake as well then. Much like former trolls, Chris’s pity friends from MHS should be left the fuck alone - they all have lives and families to worry about, not being dragged into stupid bullshit or to wind up being harassed by weens and enablers.

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Absolutely! They aren’t involved with Chris or his silliness

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Are these the pals that Bob paid for?

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They are

Bob really fucked up didn't he?

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Bob was the real troll the whole time

Idk, if bob wanted him to have an ok time in HS he seems to have succeeded with the gal pals. Chris seems to think he was the man in HS and they were like the happiest times of his life. I think where Bob fucked up was by not insisting he use his degree to get a job and start training him to take care of himself. Also should set him down and talked over lowering his dumbass expectations when it comes to trying to find a girlfriend. I don't get how so many chris chan tier guys are not interested in anyone under a 9 of 10.

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I think Bob refusing to address Chris’ autism was the main problem. He didn’t want to have what he may have thought was a “retarded” son so he just refused to get Chris any help. There are loads of high functioning autistic people who are productive members of society but since Chris never got that help, he’s stuck at square one. Chris was doomed to fail as soon as Bob and Barb found out he was autistic

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The troll ops done on Chris are the stuff of legends

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By the emails I’m assuming you’re talking about when he was most active on Facebook right? And he was trying to contact people for his high school reunion?

For the most part yes, it was mostly people pretending to be some gal pals and I think one or two could have been real. I think the real one was like, between the discussion of Tiffany(?) needing to get away from Chris from someone actually pretending to be a gal pal.

And yeah, Chris’ idea of bullying is very cartoonish. He would say things like “if I was bullied I would have gotten wedgies or pushed into lockers!!” So yeah, chances are Chris being bullied was probably more passive than active if that makes sense. A lot of people would feel bad for him for being autistic after all.

One of the gal pals said he was bullied. She had no reason to lie.

I would think that a lot of the bullying he went through was emotional/mental instead of physical. I know that when I was in elementary school back in the 90s, most of the bullying that was directed at me was emotional/mental.

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To be fair he grew up in the 80’s, there want as much of an emphasis on anti bullying back then. I think the gal pals felt bad for him but aside from them Chris never brings up any other friends he had. Knowing Chris, he would have brought them up by now if he had any friends who weren’t his gal pals.

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Didn't Bob pay some of his gal pals to hang out with him?

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I think those emails were trolls and that info may not have been true. But I think one of the real gal pals may have said there was an arrangement of some kind

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Oh, well yeah! That and Chris was known to flock more to girls anyways. He found them easier to socialize with and he’s kinda always wanted to look for a girlfriend, even before the love attraction sign at his college. He only really had one guy friend in high school who he knew through the basketball team.

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That makes sense. Personally I think a lot of the women Chris spent time with in high school were just polite to him because they were nice rather then considering him a friend. Many of the guys may have either ignored him or bullied him which is why he has such a screwed up opinion of men as being some kind of knuckle dragging cave men or something

Which is ironic when you consider that he is a knuckle dragging spastic himself.

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That is very true! He claimed a lot back in classic CWC eras that he disliked men for taking away girls from him too. And again, his opinions of even people can be very cartoonish. He would pull some stereotypes from tv and other media he would consume that of course is very outdated. You can’t even say he has “traditional views of gender” anymore because of how outlandish his opinions tend to be. Like “men are the root of all wars” and so forth.

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