Little Britain

Matt Lucas and David Walliams begin their tour of Little Britain in the town of Darkly Noon where Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher. Theatrical agent Jeremy Rant is having trouble finding work for teeny weeny Dennis Waterman, and Andy demonstrates extraordinary abilities for a wheelchair-bound person when Lou takes him to the local swimming pool.

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times, and Andy insists on wearing his Smurf outfit to a Chinese restaurant. Vicky Pollard is accused of pushing a little girl into the swimming pool, and Starsky and Hutch star David Soul makes a guest appearance.

Prime Minister Michael is reeling from a disastrous by-election, while an obviously underage Vicky is trying to order drinks in a pub. Stage hypnotist Kenny Craig uses his powers to win at Scrabble while visiting his mother in hospital, and Lou and Andy visit the seaside.

Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers and Vicky Pollard's incomprehensible mutterings make no sense to the court judge. Down at DIY Universe Des Kaye is still behaving as if he is on television, and Royal reporter Peter Andre gets a dressing down from his BBC producer for a very odd item on last night's news.

Prime Minister Michael is holding a press conference following the disgraced Foreign Secretary's resignation, stage hypnotist Kenny Craig is getting rid of some old junk at a car boot sale, and there's a peep into the bedroom of newlywed teacher Edward, who can't quite forget that Samantha used to be one of his pupils.

Sebastian cannot remain silent when Prime Minister Michael tackles the Chancellor of The Exchequer about his leadership ambitions. A visit to the doctor leaves Vicky Pollard surprised to discover that she is eight months pregnant. Meanwhile, Lou and Andy are at the newsagents choosing a birthday card for Andy's brother.

Teenage mother Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she's swapped her baby for a Westlife CD and Marjorie Dawes is doing her best to forget all about a one-night-stand with Fat Fighter Paul. In the local pub at Llandewi Breffi Daffyd cancels the gay night, horrified at the numbers that have arrived. Meanwhile in politics, it's party conference time and Prime Minister Michael is making some final changes to his big speech.

Sebastian interrupts an important meeting between Prime Minister Michael and his Italian counterpart, Vicky Pollard is invited back to her old school, Lou and Andy are building a bonfire and Daffyd is dismayed when barmaid Myfanwy makes an announcement.

Dafydd comes out to his parents, but his mother's reaction is not quite what he expects. Meanwhile, Emily has a new companion in Florence, a novice transvestite with a prominent moustache. At the local health spa, Bubbles offers to pay her huge bills in an inappropriate manner. Elsewhere, Harvey's fiance is horrified to discover he is still very attached to his mother; and Maggie and Judy's stomachs turn on learning the jam at the village fete was made by a lesbian.

Emily and Florence visit a bridal shop to try on some very lady-like wedding dresses and Harvey demands 'Bitty' in a restaurant. Bubbles DeVere singes herself while evading capture, while Sebastian meets his match in Marvin the US President's political aide. Dafydd, meanwhile, decides to start a gay stall at the village fete and Vicky Pollard goes roller-skating in a pink string bikini.

Vicky makes a nuisance of herself on a bus and Lou takes Andy to the ice-rink. On their ladylike saunter through the park, Emily and Florence encounter some boisterous boys playing football. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes surprises everyone at Fat Fighters by being nice to the longsuffering Meera - although it's got nothing to do with Meera's lottery win, honest!

Emily and Florence flounce off to the ballet, while Dr Lawrence takes Anne to the theatre. Marjorie Dawes treats her Fat Fighters to a Scrooge-like Christmas dinner, Sebastian is shocked to hear that the Prime Minister's wife is pregnant and Lou offers to take Andy to church to do a reading - despite the fact that he wants to go dressed as the baby Jesus.

Vicky Pollard tries to con her way into a rock concert and Daffyd is disgusted when barmaid Myfanwy marries her girlfriend Rhiannon. Lou and Andy go bowling, while Emily and Florence have a go at tennis, a very ladylike game played with balls. Elsewhere, Andrew Lloyd Webber tries to persuade Tiny Dennis Waterman to play the lead in his new show, Bergerac - the Musical.

Vicky Pollard shows off her new, black boyfriend - a young man who has obviously had a profound influence on her. In a quiet English church, worshippers are startled to hear a visiting Harlem preacher urging them to get out of the ghetto. Meanwhile, Marjorie Dawes does her best to ruin a Fat Fighters' engagement party and love-struck aide Sebastian behaves outrageously at the Prime Minister's election victory bash.

Britain: Discovered in 1972, lost in 1974, then found again a few years later, hiding under Belgium. Florence and Emily tackle the very ladylike problem of facial hair while Dudley is more than a little taken aback when his Thai bride, Ting Tong Macadandang, arrives on his doorstep.

What makes Britain so moist and fragrant? Why, it be the people. Dafydd renounces his gay lifestyle and finds himself a girlfriend, Sebastian serenades the PM with a moving rendition of Christina Aguilera's Beautiful in the Commons and Lou gets through to Richard and Judy's You Play, We Pay.

Sir Norman Fry is giving a press conference regarding an unfortunate misunderstanding on Hampstead Heath, Orville is being harassed in his local supermarket about the whereabouts of Keith Harris, and the newest member of Fat Fighters has Marjorie Dawes seeing stars.

At Grange Health Spa, Bubbles learns the reason why Roman deserted her for Desiree, Ting Tong's mother arrives at the Mike McShane estate and Emily and Florence hit the town in order to celebrate Emily's last night as a single lady.

Vicky Pollard displays her woeful childminding skills in her new career as a babysitter, Mr Mann is trying on a David Baddiel costume for a fancy dress party with uncanny results, and Sir Norman Fry has yet more explaining to do.

Dafydd must finally decide whether to remain the only gay in the village, Florence has to decide whether or not to hang up her crinolines, and Carol's computer has to decide whether or not to say no to a customer hoping to go on a round-the-world cruise.

Lou has some exciting news for Andy - the local church has planned a trip for him to go to Disney World. But first they have to get through the flight. The only gay in the village, Daffyd, visits the Greek island of Mykonos to see his friend, Myfanwy, who has set up her own gay bar. Marjorie Dawes has been sent on a FatFighters' initiative to the USA, and part-time mental health patient Anne soaks up the culture at The Louvre in Paris.

Having been stranded on a desert island for two long weeks, Lou and Andy are still alive and hoping to be rescued. Bubbles Devere is living the high life on the slopes of Switzerland, hypnotist Kenny Craig bumps into his hero in a hotel in Portugal, and Sebastian is suspicious of the special relationship between Prime Minister of England and the President of the USA. Meanwhile Vicky Pollard is relying on her mum to help her through her trial.