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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Never eat me brain, me boys!

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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


MrQwerty posted:

the GOP is a terrorist organization that wants to see this country fall to pieces

Yeah but the radical leftist democrat party Gagged your Favorite President (ME!) in Da Icebox!!!! , me boys!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Your Favorite President (me boys!!)

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
"RFK? Didn't a worm eat his brain?" Is the only thing you need to say when someone brings his name up.

But apparently he's getting 16% of the vote!

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven


This is from a few pages back, but I�m just soooooo loving tired of this stupidity. Like god drat, apparently fascism just works because the fascist side keeps shouting the dumbest poo poo imaginable until the sane side just says �fine, whatever.�

Seriously, was any other despot this stupid?

Edit: apparently I use the word �like� constantly while typing on my phone�

MEIN RAVEN fucked around with this message at 02:30 on May 22, 2024

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

tek79 posted:

...
When God "sends" an eclipse, it's to punish liberals [I guess with a good time?]
...

crazy fundies : the eclipse is a sign from God!!!!

astronomers : we predicted this like 200 years in advanced?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Propaganda Hour posted:

"RFK? Didn't a worm eat his brain?" Is the only thing you need to say when someone brings his name up.

But apparently he's getting 16% of the vote!

Technically it tried to eat his brain but starved to death.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

MEIN RAVEN posted:

This is from a few pages back, but I�m just soooooo loving tired of this stupidity. Like god drat, apparently fascism just works because the fascist side keeps shouting the dumbest poo poo imaginable until the sane side just says �fine, whatever.�

Like was any other despot this stupid?
yes. most of them in fact. each and every one had a rise to terrifying power alongside a cavalcade of stupidity and idiocy and a chorus of "lol that idiot wouldn't/couldn't do that!"" right up until they did.
"this idiot won't get power and, if they do, the adults in the room will take care of it" is said about each and every despot as they bumbled their way to power and terror.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Wingnut Ninja posted:

Technically it tried to eat his brain but starved to death.

On account of the Mercury and Lead poisoning.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ � ̄)づ♥(�∀�●)


Quoting for this page for NM solidarity

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I still need clarification on what is or is not presidential immunity. I'm a receptive pupil, my mind is like a sponge. I just need a champion to step in and explain when a president is or is not fully immune from crimes.

Is it based on orange pigment applied? Is there a hex code barrier? Does it apply for crimes prior to 2016 but only for presidents elected thereafter? But not after 2020? -slaps papers on table- I just need ANSWERS drat it!!!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Scags McDouglas posted:

I still need clarification on what is or is not presidential immunity. I'm a receptive pupil, my mind is like a sponge. I just need a champion to step in and explain when a president is or is not fully immune from crimes.

Is it based on orange pigment applied? Is there a hex code barrier? Does it apply for crimes prior to 2016 but only for presidents elected thereafter? But not after 2020? -slaps papers on table- I just need ANSWERS drat it!!!

SCOTUS will get back to you with an answer in June (maybe)

Or maybe they won't. gently caress you, SCOTUS doesn't care.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

MrQwerty posted:

there were a bunch of gunshots in my neighborhood at 2AM - no biggie, that's generally a thing that happens.

at 4AM this morning a bunch of poo poo that sounded like explosions went off in the same area, followed by a guy on a loudspeaker identifying himself as FBI and he was loving angry. Right before he switched to Spanish after 20 minutes, he did say, "I DONT GIVE A gently caress IF YOU DONT WANT US TO COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU."
It went on for another hour over the speaker in Spanish, I kinda wanna know what happened but still haven't seen anything on the news. There were no more reports or explosion-sounds, just yelling after that.
Really, just another day in this neighborhood after 4 years here.

Oh wow, every piece of footage I�ve ever seen of those loudspeakered cops has them using the calmest, chillest tone and vocabulary. Granted i don�t think any have been FBI, so they might roll differently.

Also, what an implication in that quote: �I don�t give a gently caress if you don�t want us to come in there and kill you [because that�s what we�re gonna do right here]�

Lmao America

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Scags McDouglas posted:

I still need clarification on what is or is not presidential immunity. I'm a receptive pupil, my mind is like a sponge. I just need a champion to step in and explain when a president is or is not fully immune from crimes.

Is it based on orange pigment applied? Is there a hex code barrier? Does it apply for crimes prior to 2016 but only for presidents elected thereafter? But not after 2020? -slaps papers on table- I just need ANSWERS drat it!!!

If they have an (R) after their name, they get immunity. It's like a little code that the news channels add on there.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


There because he's "Our" "ex" president, and the subscription is immunity

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

MEIN RAVEN posted:

This is from a few pages back, but I�m just soooooo loving tired of this stupidity. Like god drat, apparently fascism just works because the fascist side keeps shouting the dumbest poo poo imaginable until the sane side just says �fine, whatever.�

Seriously, was any other despot this stupid?

Edit: apparently I use the word �like� constantly while typing on my phone�

there have been some extraordinarily stupid despots, my personal comparison would be Gaddafi Of The Many Spellings

the military coup that got him into power involved about 75% of his coterie getting lost while driving to the capital to take over the radio stations and, theoretically, government buildings

InsertPotPun posted:

yes. most of them in fact. each and every one had a rise to terrifying power alongside a cavalcade of stupidity and idiocy and a chorus of "lol that idiot wouldn't/couldn't do that!"" right up until they did.
"this idiot won't get power and, if they do, the adults in the room will take care of it" is said about each and every despot as they bumbled their way to power and terror.

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

kazil posted:

SCOTUS will get back to you with an answer in June (maybe)

Or maybe they won't. gently caress you, SCOTUS doesn't care.

Whatever they do come up with, you can 100% guarantee it will be sent back down for "another go" by the appeals court to ensure it's pushed past the election.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ � ̄)づ♥(�∀�●)

madmatt112 posted:

Oh wow, every piece of footage I’ve ever seen of those loudspeakered cops has them using the calmest, chillest tone and vocabulary. Granted i don’t think any have been FBI, so they might roll differently.

Also, what an implication in that quote: “I don’t give a gently caress if you don’t want us to come in there and kill you [because that’s what we’re gonna do right here]”

Lmao America

Yeah it was real out-of-the-ordinary even for this neighborhood, but a lot of gunshots and bad noises that carry have come from that area lately, too.

Beats me, since it wasn't on the news and cleared up by 6AM on trash day, but I ain't the only one that heard it.

This neighborhood is cartel-rich, too. How do I know? I smoke weed with my neighbors and talk spanglish with them. Also the raids.

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 22, 2024

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Rescue Toaster posted:

Whatever they do come up with, you can 100% guarantee it will be sent back down for "another go" by the appeals court to ensure it's pushed past the election.

Yeah, unfortunately, I agree with this analysis completely. They're aiding and abetting Trump by waiting until the final possible day before they remand it.

We don't live in any of the Funny timelines but I wish they just ruled on total, unfettered immunity in a 5/4 decision and then Biden immediately has the 5 rounded up for a one-way trip to a North Korean labor camp.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BTW not letting this lol slip past.


"Here's why that's good for Biden"

Every meme is opposite meme

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Technically it tried to eat his brain but starved to death.

There�s the alternative: it could be something he made it up in a gambit to avoid paying alimony to the ex-wife he later drove to suicide

Either way, what a guy

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
listen i'm super high and weepy and i swear to god when they finally open up trump's estate and find out that he owns nothing some canker sore on the assflap of america will call it "trump's empire of dirt" and that loving allusion to cash, that comparison will anger me so much i will immediately punch the screen. i am angry just thinking about it. some loving son of a son of a billioaire blithely typing out a headline thinking himself "o h i'm so loving clever."
i hate that guy so much right now and he hasn't even done it yet.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

InsertPotPun posted:

listen i'm super high and weepy and i swear to god when they finally open up trump's estate and find out that he owns nothing some canker sore on the assflap of america will call it "trump's empire of dirt" and that loving allusion to cash, that comparison will anger me so much i will immediately punch the screen. i am angry just thinking about it. some loving son of a son of a billioaire blithely typing out a headline thinking himself "o h i'm so loving clever."
i hate that guy so much right now and he hasn't even done it yet.

Alright I�m about as high as you are, I�d say, and it�s time to stop posting and really, really put your back into shitposting now. Trust me

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

:respek: ^^^

InsertPotPun posted:

listen i'm super high and weepy and i swear to god when they finally open up trump's estate and find out that he owns nothing some canker sore on the assflap of america will call it "trump's empire of dirt" and that loving allusion to cash, that comparison will anger me so much i will immediately punch the screen. i am angry just thinking about it. some loving son of a son of a billioaire blithely typing out a headline thinking himself "o h i'm so loving clever."
i hate that guy so much right now and he hasn't even done it yet.

idk I hear ya but if you're having episodes of anger while high you might be in a zone to back off a little.

I glib-post here constantly but seriously my dude it ain't sound healthy.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



It�ll be trumps house of cards and it�s gonna fall apart before then

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


whose great idea was it to wheel this fella back out

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

lol is she trying to do the Trump staredown?


The most hilarious part about this mugshot is that Pressler(the skinny gay sellout who keeps "registering" young male voters) does that smoldering glare better than her.


kazil posted:



I think he has prosecution/defense backwards in the second tweet unless I'm missing something.

The implication of "and also guilty" kinda plays on "guilt by association". The defense version isn't specific, but doesn't make Trump's allegations sit at the same table as already-guilty Cohen--where people can inadvertantly jump to conclusions instead of connecting dots. Pretty sure an actual lawyer will say "that's a good call" but probably because Defense is a former prosecutor and pulled that poo poo from the other side of the table.

And Defense needs all the help they can get. :lol:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




WILDTURKEY101 posted:

a worm ate my brain

RFK Jr is a goon?!

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Mistle posted:

The most hilarious part about this mugshot is that Pressler(the skinny gay sellout who keeps "registering" young male voters) does that smoldering glare better than her.

That�s who I thought it was when I first saw the thumbnail :wtf:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Data Graham posted:

BTW not letting this lol slip past.

"Here's why that's good for Biden"

Every meme is opposite meme

"Actually, Trump hasn't poo poo for 14 straight days"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Dear Don: FYI, presidential immunity doesn't also pardon and erase all of your gaseous butt-bomb incidents.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This trial is winding up and that a verdict is coming has made me realise we're right on the cusp on an inflection point. At some point in the next 10 days or so Donald Trump is either going to be held to account for his actions and face punishment for them or not.

A monumentally historic event is about to happen and I really really hope it doesn't end up being an anti-climax.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This trial is winding up and that a verdict is coming has made me realise we're right on the cusp on an inflection point. At some point in the next 10 days or so Donald Trump is either going to be held to account for his actions and face punishment for them or not.

A monumentally historic event is about to happen and I really really hope it doesn't end up being an anti-climax.

Personally looking forward to the pages upon pages of doom posting when he's sentenced to anything under 100 years.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

shame on an IGA posted:

Court transcription is loving weird, in my state (SC) court reporters are freelancers who work on spec and don't get paid unless and until someone orders a copy of the case.

like what the gently caress any of this we're still in the 1850s out here

https://www.sccourts.org/courtreporter/HowtoObtainTranscript.cfm

Can you request court transcripts for free? If so, the reporters should definitely request their own transcripts to ensure they get paid

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

kazil posted:

Personally looking forward to the pages upon pages of doom posting when he's sentenced to anything under 100 years.

lol yeah I think people are really going to have it drilled in that he's not going to be spending years in supermax over this.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Mistle posted:

The most hilarious part about this mugshot is that Pressler(the skinny gay sellout who keeps "registering" young male voters)

I'm a huge Pressler fan. Only George Santos brought more comedy to the GOP apparatus, and those are big shoes to fill.

I still hope ol' Scotty gets an RNC leadership position. The man can gently caress his way into a problem and gently caress his way out.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This trial is winding up and that a verdict is coming has made me realise we're right on the cusp on an inflection point. At some point in the next 10 days or so Donald Trump is either going to be held to account for his actions and face punishment for them or not.

A monumentally historic event is about to happen and I really really hope it doesn't end up being an anti-climax.

Yeah I really hope I'm 2 weeks what we're laughing that he gets 2 years in jail or whatever.

I know jail is a pipe dream, but I can dream.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

lol yeah I think people are really going to have it drilled in that he's not going to be spending years in supermax over this.

I'll call it, he's guilty on 34 counts upgraded to felonies. It's a matter of who wants to be the first person in history to send a prior president / active nominee into the slammer. Wavering for :decorum: is Trump's only hope.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Scags McDouglas posted:

I'll call it, he's guilty on 34 counts upgraded to felonies. It's a matter of who wants to be the first person in history to send a prior president / active nominee into the slammer. Wavering for :decorum: is Trump's only hope.

there's a real possibility for one of the funniest possible outcomes, which is that the jury takes like 20 minutes to find him guilty on all counts

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Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

eke out posted:

there's a real possibility for one of the funniest possible outcomes, which is that the jury takes like 20 minutes to find him guilty on all counts

If the jury leaves and comes back an hour later I'm taking that day from work off in a heartbeat.

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