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i shit you not i have seen a billion times more posts dunking on "you wake up as ___" posts than actual "you wake up as ___" posts
y'all are becoming the problem, the very thing you swore to destroy
and it's always when people complain about these fads that they get more attention and thus are spread/posted more, how do you think yo soy luigi got popular? (despite being unironically hilarious)
i swear "you wake up as ___" posts aren't even as popular and "subreddit-flooding" as people say they are. if you really think that they should stop, stop complaining about it.
you're drawing more attention to it.
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It's a cycle.
A meme starts.
People use it too much.
People complain.
People complain too much.
People complain about complaining.
People complain about complaining too much.
Meme dies.
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You wake up as posts are better than nothing imo
haven't seen many myself
Disagree.
womp womp
WAIT! hold on… now we have posts hating on posts that are hating on posts?
yup
we need a new joke
lmao
reminds me of this one fnf smut essay i read
Ayyyy that was me, I did that essay, is it something that goes a long of how BF is gonna conqour the world and will infect people with his bad luck and insufferable non-stop pain for eternity to show out his frustrations and immense pain and anger and just overall ecpress his feelings? And also rape?
only the rape part tbh 💀 though i'm pretty sure it was you
i remastered it lmao:
One day, you're gonna be waking up in hell, and when you agonisingly open your heavy, drooping eyes, you'll see a familar cyan haired 19 year old 7 foot chibi midget looking at you, but with a more grotesque and disgusting look than you remember. He just smiles at you eerily until he whips out his humongous salami, the huge eggplant, chicken, monkey, snake, drake, whatever you want to fucking call it. It's bigger, thicker, harder, longer and veinier than ever, and it's pulsing radiantly against the embers of torment as he stares engrossed in your ass, all thick and oversized for him to violently mess with to his desire. He aims at the hole in between your fat, chunky, juicy, extremely clappable cheeks, and barges in you like a battering ram. It reaches all the way past the entrance of your mouth, meaning your intestines and stomach got torn to pieces after he injected himself, and not even your stomach acid is enough to digest him. He's ready for vengance and starts to perversly molest you with his love meat, and fucks you so hard, fast and violently until your insides start to decay, and your cheeks sound like firecrackers. Then, after a whole eternity, he finally squirts his special sauce inside you, shredding and corroding your insides turning them into the inside of an egg, and proceeds to continue raping you until the end of the week, finishing many times inside your supple vessel. His cock is pulsing more radiantly and with even more definition than before from the pure pleasure, eurphoria and satisfaction of making you his personal sex slave, him cum slut, his semen demon, and having his rizz juice corroding you like a beast, filling you like a waterfall, and imploding your insides, turning your rectum into a black hole. And after all that, he's done with you... for now. He drags your chest upright from the back, leaving you trembling on your knees, and he whispers to you: "It's all over now"
Oh my fucking god thank you for this massive remaster, I always rushed throughout these loooooong death threats essays, that's how fucking pissed I truley was