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Last pod these two homos were talking about how they keep forgetting that they also interact with other people who are not gays and keep using the same phrases/jokes and some people get weirded out.
What are your usual phrases? (I am assuming “my father’s gay”) and have you ever gotten in trouble for using them?
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“Not my cup of jizz”
I said that to my brother in law the other day.... he was NOT impressed
F word A word G word
I use lots of the lingo irl and it amuses me when people are confused or think I'm an idiot because they don't get the joke. BUT one time I accidently called a fat person fatty and felt horrible about it. I've removed fatty from my lingo so it doesn't slip again 😆
You got that right fatty
Always saying stuff like “I don’t know, I’m gay” to my wife
Queefy / queef it up / don’t be a queef etc
Anyjizz…
“But any farts…”
I use that one all the time. My previous coworkers loved it, but now I work in a University setting and can’t use it
My son came out as Gay to me and his mother last week. In true 21st century, teenage style he sent me a WhatsApp saying " Hi Dad, I'm Gay"
Nobody gets the joke when I bellow " My son is Gay!"
Well, apart from you Queefs.
It’s all pipes
Same here. My wife is in a constant state of “what?”
To each his anal
Son of an onion
Bag of hammers/farts/queefs etc
There’s so many people I almost end up calling fatty. It’s pretty bad.
Gay pahreee
Called myself a comedy queef and my coworker was not a fan!
Did he/she identify as a queef?
I use queef far too much. I’m sure it’s quite off putting but my fathers gay. In conclusion, it’s all pipes.