Highlights

• Howard Stern didn't hold back on critiquing Paris Hilton's music career, calling her vapid and talentless.
• Hilton's 2012 single, "Drunk Text," was universally panned and taken down from YouTube.
• Despite their negative history, Paris Hilton and Howard Stern have minimal interaction.

Howard Stern is careful about which celebrities he bashes on his SiriusXM satellite radio show. This is a far cry from his shock jock days, where he made a boatload of money ripping apart A-listers and their behavior. But nowadays, Stern is known for his celebrity interviews, such as his conversation with Barbara Streisand or his emotional one-on-one with President Joe Biden. Therefore, he never knows if he'll offend a future show guest if he opens his mouth. But in 2012, Stern couldn't care less, especially when he ripped on Paris Hilton and her forgotten music career.

In this article, we will delve into what Stern said about Paris Hilton's music career and her single, "Drunk Text". Following that, we will briefly explore their relationship.

Howard Stern Destroyed Paris Hilton Over Her Music Career And Single, "Drunk Text"

Howard Stern slammed Paris Hilton's 2012 single, "Drunk Text" on an old episode of his SiriusXM radio show. Stern began discussing the new song by telling his audience and his longtime co-host Robin Quivers that he had been sent Hilton's track. Stern insulted Paris Hilton's 2006 debut album, "Paris", and then the 2012 single.

"Paris Hilton hasn't given up on being a legitimate star and having some sort of talent. Remember, a couple of years ago, she put out a record and it was just horrendous. So now, she put out a song -- or somebody put out a song -- I don't know what it is. She just talks. The song is called 'Drunk Text'. It's a techno song. But she's just talking over it."

Stern then played parts of the song that feature Hilton mostly speaking over a techno beat. The lyrics mostly describe Hilton's interactions with men at the club and what she would typically do at the venue. As the lyrics state: "I went out to the club the other night. To, you know, dance with my b*tches. That guy was there again."

"Drunk Text" was eventually taken down from YouTube due to being universally panned by music experts and bloggers. Stern and Quivers added to the criticism, claiming that the lyrics revealed how "vapid" Hilton's life truly is.

• Paris Hilton spent many years as a DJ

"It's as vapid as -- it's just how vapid her life is. She 'went out to the club the other night'. Get a life. Read a book."

Howard Stern claimed that he was so blown away by Paris Hilton's lack of talent that he wouldn't ever be intimate with her.

"She just sk*nks me out," Stern said. "I'm just glad whatever music she puts out, nobody buys. How about, 'I was going out the other day to do some work for a charity?' Then I would listen to this song. Listen to this vapid life. She was at the club to dance with her B*tches. Because everyone in her life are her b*tches."

"I love too that it never breaks into a song because she can't sing."

Stern went on to say that Hilton probably thinks her music is good. He then equated "Drunk text" to him having a bowel movement. The radio legend went on to admit that it was impossible not to criticize her life and the music she released. Stern claimed that Hilton should be "ashamed" and "embarrassed" about the life she leads. On top of this, Stern exclaimed that Hilton "wasn't that hot" and she shouldn't go around thinking she was the most beautiful woman on earth.

"I love how you're getting physically sick over it," Robin Quivers said to Stern before claiming she "never understood" the whole appeal of Paris Hilton. "She's an airhead."

"I don't know if I can hear any more of this."

Lyrics to Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" According to Genius.com:

"I went out to the club the other night

To, you know, dance with my b*tches

That guy was there again

He's like

"I'm sorry for what I said last weekend"

I told him I didn't mind

Which was a lie

But I was equally sorry

And I didn't want to apologize

It was just a drunk text

In my head I was writing a fiction of us

Behind my eyes

I was begging for things

My lips could never ask

And my mouth kept pouring

Desperate clauses of random intent

He asked me if he could text me later

After the club

He hands me another shot of vodka

And I say

Sure

I'm on the dancе floor

When I get a text from Adam

I'm too lazy to typе

So I send him a photo

I took up a dancer's skirt

And tell him to come and get it

Not realizing what I had just said

Later on

She comes up to me

Holds up her phone

Screaming at me and I say

I'm sorry

It was just a drunk text

I should've known they knew each other

No one is safe in the Twitter sphere anymore

You take the world "sex"

And mix it with "texting"

It's called "sexting"

When you add "drunk sexting"

The words just don't make sense

It's a hot mess of misspelled obscenities

Body parts

Run-on questions

I'm not sure what it means to ask

I get a text from my best friend

She's upstairs getting bottle service

She's like

This guy wants you to

Wet your lips with this bottle

He wants me to bring more girls up

Like some kind of pimp

Are you f**ing kidding me?!

It's just another moment

When one stupid reply

Can lead to the walk of shame

And I'll be damned if I end up in

Some lame diner after this

With last night's lingerie in my purse

It's just a drunk text

It's just a drunk text

This is the last time I ever drink and text

It's just a drunk text

It's just a drunk text"

Inside Howard Stern And Paris Hilton's Relationship

Howard Stern hasn't spent a great deal of time talking about Paris Hilton throughout her career. Nor has she ever been on his show. However, during his 2012 rant about her single, "Drunk Text", Stern revealed that Hilton hates him. In fact, she refused to sit near him in at a Las Vegas restaurant due to him goofing on her during his show.

Since Paris Hilton took a step away from the limelight, she has rarely come up on The Howard Stern Show. This is except a time when Stern actually defended Hilton against critics of her parenting style and those bashing the looks of her son.

While Paris Hilton is about to do another series with Nicole Richie (as of the time of this writing), Hilton is expected to make a lot more talk show appearances. But given the negativity that's existed between her and Stern, it's unlikely she will ever appear on his radio show.