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(P.S. might take a short break from CROSSILS. Mostly cuz I gotta whip up some more in between packing bags. ^^; )
INFORMATIONAL BROADCAST IN PROGRESS:
ATTENTION: Have you seen this Pokemon? If so, don't do anything.
Walk the other way.
Aurorustar
(Aurorus + Omastar)
Ice/Water
UNPREDICTABLE
For your own safety, and everyone else's safety, do not engage with this CROSSIL in any way, shape or form. Do not come near it. Do not speak to it. Do not touch it.
At times it may appear deceased. It is not. This CROSSIL is known to exhibit dramatic swings in temperament at even the slightest provocation, if even that. When this happens, it begins to wildly thrash around and attack virtually everything in its immediate line of sight. If you see it doing this, **move behind it as fast as you can.** Get out of range, and stay out of its sight until it calms down.
Lastly...**avoid battling it with another Pokemon when you can.**
They suffer enough on their own.
"Heyyy, it's Professor -HIC- Cara Liss again. What's up buddy??
Oh yeah, right...that thing. -URP!-
I've heard so much whining and griping and grousing about this Aurorususustar...or was it Omarorus...us...? Whatever, I don't give a Figy Berry's buttocks about it, the way everybody just ceaselessly complains and gets mad at me for everything! *Every single -HIC- time!!* And you know what? Why should I care about what they have to say anymore?
Everyone hated me...everyone hated my mom. Arkoos rest that stupid old hag. Everyone hated everything I ever did, even before I got into academia! And Pokemon! Pokemon hated me too!
So...-HIC-
...-sniff-...
*I don't care about what happens to anyone...*
Secretary Koba...just -HIC- take this new CROSSIL and do whatever. You don't even have to pay me. I'm not doing more work on this one, I'm DONE...sigh...
I'm gonna go for a drive to take my mind off things."
Oh God, even if Cara Liss is reckless with her work, don't drink and drive
It looks melted, poor thing
That sentiment is how Aurorustar gets you. Beware
Right you are.
Try to lay a comforting hand on it, and it just flies off the handle and starts blasting everything it sees with icy tentacles.
Lou Carcolh be like
Pretty much. With a dash of Kos from Bloodborne.