Shooting Phish in a Barrel

JaJa vs Phish, Ring Wars 111 (Thunders Arena)

Phish is assigned to break in Arena newcomer JaJa. All's well until JaJa figures out how this game is played. He realizes he's the big-guy-in-the-ring with the more solid muscles, and he begins to capitalize on those assets. Up to this point, Phish plays JaJa for a fool and relishes the opportunity to cut him down to size. But as the match rolls towards its finale, JaJa cuts loose on Phish and nearly destroys him.

First of all, Phish is 110% stud in this match. He never fails to amaze me. Shorter than most wrestlers, he can zero in on an opponent's crown jewels, an advantage that almost always does the trick. Also, his opponent in this match is new to the Arena and still has a lot to learn. JaJa learns fast, though, decides "to hell with being a jobber," and aims to destroy his pintsize tormentor. 

Both men are boner bait, muscular but fleshy, offering something for fingers to grab hold of. JaJa has a lot to learn, and Phish contributes significantly to the newbie's education. The sweetest moments of this match are when each man realizes how pleasurable it is to beat a bro up.

WARNING * SPOILER ALERT * WARNING

Phish wins. And I masturbated the shit out of JaJa.

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