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"Just Stop Oil" Fanatics Attempt to Destroy Priceless Copy of the Magna Carta

Before getting to that, the angry chubby-cheeked spasmoid and Islamomarxist Greta Thunberg is demanding that the Israeli contestant in the Eurovision song contest be kicked out, because she's a Jew.

London
@OliLondonTV

Greta Thunberg poses with a sign calling Eurovision the 'Genocide Song Contest.'

The climate activist has joined protesters in Malmo, Sweden demanding a 20 year old Israeli singer be thrown out of the competition- simply because of her nationality.

Thunberg took to X saying:

"We will not accept that a country currently committing genocide is allowed a platform to artwash themselves. The world cannot remain silent in a genocide. Everyone who can must use their voice and speak up against Israel's crimes and occupation."


"Artwash." That's like "whitewash," but using art to "wash" yourself of your sins.

Apparently the Israeli singer is good -- early voting from Italy got leaked, and Israel racked up the highest vote total in the second round of the competition, garnering 39.31% of the vote. Second place went to the Netherlands, with 7.32%.

Or maybe she's not that good, maybe Italy is voting for her to support Israel?

Either way, you can see why the chubby retard antisemite Greta Thunberg is so desperate to disqualify her.

Trash Italiano
@trash_italiano

Con il 39,31%, Israele e stato il Paese piu votato dall'Italia durante la seconda semifinale dell'Eurovision Song Contest. Al secondo posto i Paesi Bassi con il 7,32%.


I know people say that the worst thing for a younger woman is an eating disorder, but seriously, wouldn't Greta Thunberg benefit from an eating disorder? Shouldn't she cultivate an eating disorder? Isn't it right for us to encourage her to cultivate an eating disorder?

And it's not like she's mentally healthy as it is. What would be one more disorder?

She needs to take some of the blubber out of those fat baby cheeks and jowls.

Now: About "Just Stop Oil's" attempt to destroy the foundational charter of liberties in the UK, which in turn became the backbone of the notion of "privileges and immunities" guaranteed to US citizens:

Robert Shibley, writing at Instapundit, points out that Just Stop Oil is, of course, funded by all the typical civilization-destroying millionaires and billionaires.

Just Stop Oil's disruptive protests, blamed for petrol shortages across parts of England, have been funded by US philanthropists who say they want to incite a global "spring uprising" over climate change.

The environmental activists, whose oil terminal blockades have enraged ministers and rightwing commentators, have received hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Los Angeles-based Climate Emergency Fund (CEF).

"We're their lead institutional funder," CEF's executive director, Margaret Klein Salamon, said. "I think actually their exclusive institutional funder at this point."

On Friday, eight Just Stop Oil activists were still being held after 43 were arrested for allegedly blockading and smashing petrol pumps at service stations on London's M25 orbital motorway. About 400 people have been arrested more than 1,000 times taking part in the campaign since it began less than a month ago, according to organisers' own tally.


"A lot of groups we fund use civil disobedience and high stakes civil disobedience," Salamon said. "But Just Stop Oil to me is the next stage, the next evolution of climate campaigning, in that they really seem to me to be operating as a nonviolent army with that level of discipline, planning, coordination.

"I'm so impressed with what they've been able to do with extremely slim resources and, you know, not that many activists."

Yes, all that crime, all that destruction and sabotage, you're paying for.


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CEF operated like venture capital, according to Salamon, seeking out small groups who could benefit hugely from $50,000 to $100,000 donations that would barely make a difference to the larger environmental charities.

...

Salamon insisted CEF does not fund any illegal activity. "What we do fund is recruitment, training, organising staff, core staff, etc ... and we fund legal protest and disruption," she said.

You do directly fund crime, and it's time to make the funders of riots, vandalism, arson, etc., pay the costs of the destruction -- plus punitive damages.

"The fact that some of these groups get into harder edged civil disobedience, that's their choice. And we think that from a historic and social science perspective, it's very well supported, and we commend their bravery in doing so."

But we're totally not funding crime!

All the groups funded by the CEF must be committed to non-violence. "And we don't fund groups, presently, that allow their membership to take action while concealing their identities," Salamon said.

Donations to CEF come mainly from wealthy individuals and family foundations. The fund was started with a $500,000 donation from Aileen Getty, the granddaughter of Jean Paul Getty whose petrochemical empire made him the world's richest man, a source of some controversy in the climate activist world.

Adam McKay, the producer and screenwriter behind the climate change satire Don't Look Up, had just donated $250,000, "particularly inspired by Just Stop Oil, Scientist Rebellion and other civil resistance", Salamon said.

Concerns have been raised about the funding of direct action groups by wealthy individuals.

I don't see George Soros mentioned there. Maybe they're suppressing that because it would be "antisemitic" to name him as a funder.


In more News of the Nobodies, Non-Prince Harry is being completely frozen out by his former family on his non-triumphant return to England.

Have the Royals finally taken their revenge?

Having borne the vilest of slurs, insults, accusations and betrayals out of Camp Montecito with dignified silence -- for years now -- it seems they have served up, with quiet elegance, the dish best served cold.

The chill is felt Stateside, trust.

The prodigal Prince Harry, meant to take his victory lap in London as his Invictus Games reach the ten-year mark, entered St. Paul's alone while his father and brother held events mere miles away.

The royals, it was announced, would not be seeing Harry this trip. Nor would he be welcome to stay in any of the many palaces, castles or cottages in the King's portfolio.

No: King Charles, currently battling cancer, was too 'busy' to carve out even a few moments for his son, instead hosting a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

Of the 30,000 guests invited to that event, Harry did not make the list.


As for William: He, of course, also didn't see Harry this week, instead hosting an investiture in Windsor the morning of Harry's Invictus celebration.

In further news of the woke: Bud Light accepts the reality that they will never recapture the customers they pissed away for the sake of an aging sorority bitch's need to be "on trend."

They're now promising they will "stay in our lane." Notice they still won't say what they did, nor specify which "lanes" they will no longer be moving into.

They're still more afraid of the Alphabet Mafia than us.

The boycott is on until that changes.


Belgian drinks company Anheuser-Busch Inbev meets quarterly revenue forecasts but fails to fully recover from last year's backlash.

Brewer AB InBev announced on Wednesday that its revenue grew by 2.6% in the first three months of the year, a result which fell in line with analysts' expectations.

In terms of volume, AB InBev sold slightly more beer than anticipated, noting a decline of 0.6%.

Revenue figures for the firm, which makes Stella Artois, Bud Light, and Corona beer, were boosted by sales of products such as spirits-based drinks in cans.

The results are nonetheless historically low due to the lasting effects of a customer boycott.

Last year, AB InBev sparked controversy when deciding to work with the transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

...

Earlier this week, AB InBev's Europe CEO Jason Warner told UK media outlet the Telegraph newspaper that the company will "stay in our lane" following the reaction to the campaign, which had sought to appeal to consumers by promoting diversity.

Another article had a company executive admitting it could take "ten years" to regain the customers it lost in "just one [year]."

Try never.

Meanwhile, a Rasmussen poll finds that 71% of the public wants Disney to stop being a gay propaganda groomer factory.


Over 71 percent of American adults want Disney to pivot back toward "family-friendly entertainment" and away from the LGBTQIA agenda.

A Rasmussen poll also found that 53 percent of adults "strongly agreed" with the following statement: "Disney should return to wholesome programming and allow parents to decide when their children are taught about sexuality?"

In 2022, Disney executive Karen Burke touted that "the company has 'many, many, many LGBTQIA characters in our stories" and that Disney received positive feedback from LGBTQ activists.

However, another 54 percent of participants say "LGBTQIA programming" is not "appropriate for children under 12."

Creepy LGBTQ activists do not control the box office. Ordinary Americans do. And Rasmussen's polling is consistent with how moviegoers at large view Disney films.

...

An Axios Harris study found that Americans now consider Disney the fifth most polarizing brand in the country.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM




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1 nood

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:36 PM (mSufQ)

2 Destroy Priceless Copy of the Magna Carta
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A little on the nose I think

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 02:36 PM (OCZ4p)

3 >>>A little on the nose I think

they're too arrogant and too stupid to hide it any longer

Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

4 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

5 Akron!!!

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:39 PM (fV+MH)

6 Or maybe she's not that good, maybe Italy is voting for her to support Israel?

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"Keep your politics out of our singing contest! Now, accept all of our impositions of political requirements in your video games."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

7 The 2 crones trying to break the glass don't have much longer to endure the world they're trying to make.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:39 PM (CsUN+)

8 The lack of security is somewhat surprising.

Posted by: Montec at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (tpjlM)

9 Greta's transitioning to look like Lars Ulrich is nearing completion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (XV/Pl)

10
They don't love nature, they hate people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (MoZTd)

11 Meanwhile, a Rasmussen poll finds that 71% of the public wants Disney to stop being a gay propaganda groomer factory.

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"Fuck you. My bonus is based on keeping Blackrock happy."
-Bob Iger

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

12 I missed this:

>>> TGIF Ace
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

TGIF sharon! TGIF, everybody!

Friday is a very good day.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Greta....not bangable...

Unless you're driving a Hummer going 80 mph..

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (jvJvP)

15 Neck and neck on my IDGAS list:

1. International song competitions
A. What Greta Thumpberg thinks

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (dGCAG)

16 just stop oil will continue their shenanigans up till someone goes Clue on their ass......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

17
Greta T already has an eating disorder.
On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
Eating only one thing, like that, is disordered.

Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (pSotA)

18 17
Greta T already has an eating disorder.
On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
Eating only one thing, like that, is disordered.
Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (pSotA)

=======

I think it's a sign of autism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

19 Recent footage of Greta being arrested shows that she has developed chesticles. She doesn't look as much like a slow child as she used to.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (CsUN+)

20 >>> just stop oil will continue their shenanigans up till someone goes Clue on their ass......

Lead pipe or wrench, I think.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)

21
Two old stupid dykes resorting to Taliban tactics. Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (l3WY5)

22 Old Greta: You are destroying the planet!!

New Greta: We’ll burn the planet down if you don’t give in to our demands!


Amazing how everything the Left pushes for is eventually replaced with its opposite - pushed just as hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (Hkcdp)

23 Greta....not bangable...

Unless you're driving a Hummer going 80 mph..
Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (jvJvP)

We know someone paid a lot to be first. Gates, Clinton, Soros... somebody.

We know it wasn't Nosferatu Harari, but otherwise, one of those people did, before or after she turned "of age."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

24 I wonder if Greta would change her mind if she happened to become a rape victim from one of those swarthy Swedes.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (MNhXM)

25 >>>Greta T already has an eating disorder.
On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
Eating only one thing, like that, is disordered.

what an upsetting anecdote.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (KRtlO)

26 "Stay in your/our/my lane" is a stupid damned weak cuckish phrase and I'm ashamed for all of humanity every time I hear it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (Y6IkP)

27 Just Stop Oli

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

28 from the prior thread:

But instead, look at how they failed to impeach Mayorkas.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:34 PM (mSufQ)

They eventually impeached him.


Did they? Okay. Then what happened?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (mSufQ)

29 Regarding Thunberg's chubbiness, she looks as much like Miss Piggy as that Cheney bitch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (0Htd1)

30 The two women in their 80’s tried to destroy the protective glass at the British Library.

Hope they die in jail waiting for their fingerprints to be processed.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (yOPBE)

31 Climate Emergency Fund...I am sure the funding behind that particular fund is uber transparent.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (V13WU)

32 Wait.

Women who are still living in their 80s tell us oil is hurting us? Do they want to live to 150?

Also, didn't Trump tell us to leave Bud Light and Disney alone?

And Police State MAGA Mike?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (K5dum)

33
In terms of volume, AB InBev sold slightly more beer than anticipated, noting a decline of 0.6%.

Is it just me or is that nonsense?

Chocolate ration speak, maybe?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (RKVpM)

34 Should string them up on a lamp post in public

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

35 just stop oil will continue their shenanigans up till someone goes Clue on their ass......

Lead pipe or wrench, I think.
Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)
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possibly in the library...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

36 Those 2 old ladies could just try to stop drinking and eating for a few days if they are worried about their carbon footprint.... They would take care of their "impact".

Posted by: lin-duh (sharon's (willow's apprentice) apprentice) at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM (LrpuY)

37 Stop these problems in the Gaza because my PUSSY HURTS and I need my meds so I can stop shitting in my pants.....

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (VYql4)

38 the chubby retard antisemite Greta Thunberg

***

I’d hit it.

Posted by: EFG at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (l4ac4)

39 Greta T already has an eating disorder.
On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
Eating only one thing, like that, is disordered.


Wait, I thought farting released methane and was bad for the planet? Is Greta a poser?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (CsUN+)

40 28 They eventually impeached him.

Did they? Okay. Then what happened?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (mSufQ)

=======

The Senate ended it super fast, as predicted.

Because impeachment is failure theater and has been since Andrew Johnson was president.

But many people demand it as some sort of mark of purity from Congressional Republicans for revenge. The asterisk on Biden's presidency is some sort of sick burn.

Whatever. Congress is graft. The rest is for show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

41 Greta Thunberg - Watermelon.

She has just displayed her actual agenda, and it isn't about the earth.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (QB1TS)

42 Well, the Magna Carta is pretty much f*cked anyway. You know, like the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (L/fGl)

43 Greta Thunberg poses with a sign calling Eurovision the 'Genocide Song Contest.'
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What does this have to do with the so-called "climate change?"

Or is St. Greta of Cabbage Patch branching out as a franchiser?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

44 With regard to the Magna Carta, if I am not mistaken, drawing and quartering was never officially outlawed in England.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (QB1TS)

45 Thunberg took to X saying:

"We will not accept that a country currently committing genocide is allowed a platform to artwash themselves. The world cannot remain silent in a genocide. Everyone who can must use their voice and speak up against Israel's crimes and occupation."


Sieg heil! You f'n nazi cunt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (RJiwi)

46 42 Well, the Magna Carta is pretty much f*cked anyway. You know, like the Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (L/fGl)

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Nah. It's alive and well.

The Magna Carta effectively started a dispersed oligarchy instead of the established monarchy. It was all about protecting the rights of barons, not the people.

Seems pretty accurate to today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

47 Those two old hags who tried to damage the Magna Carta are in their eighties. They'd better keep hammers and chisels away from President Depends.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (0Htd1)

48 Don't want to reveal my geek side, but Greta van Bleat looks a lot like Delores Umbridge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (xPJvm)

49 "Just Stop Oil" Fanatics Attempt to Destroy Priceless Copy of the Magna Carta
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There are only four copies of it known to be in existence. Those assholes should be drug outside and beaten until dead dead dead.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (MsrgL)

50 >>> Greta T already has an eating disorder.
On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
Eating only one thing, like that, is disordered.
Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (pSotA)


THIS JUST IN!!

In a surprising twist, Greta Thunberg has been identified as this planet's primary source of methane emissions.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (Y6IkP)

51 Greta Thunberg - Watermelon.

She has just displayed her actual agenda, and it isn't about the earth.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2024 02:44 PM (QB1TS)
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I, for one, hang on every word of that cross-eyed Swedish retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

52 Or is St. Greta of Cabbage Patch branching out as a franchiser?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


She's getting her Nazi on.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (RJiwi)

53 These are some very old babies. Probably wearing diapers, too, given that being glued to the table will prevent bathroom breaks. If only they would hold their breath until they get their way.

Posted by: AMartel at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (iizit)

54 Greta and Hogg ought to get together, nein ?

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (V13WU)

55
They still get away with using "civil disobedience" as some gay Dungeons & Dragons immunity shield that allows them to break the law and be violent and destructive.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (l3WY5)

56 >On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
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FFS she must bust ass like the cast of Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (/7KEl)

57 US philanthropists who say they want to incite a global "spring uprising"

A group of Americans who likes to cause a "spring uprising"? So, the CIA?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2024 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

58
Greta, the Ilsa Koch of the New World Order.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (MoZTd)

59 Don't draw and quarter me , bro!

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (fV+MH)

60 Greta fits right in with the Muzzies in Malmo. Big surprise that she hates Jews. She wouldn't even need a clitoridectomy to make it official, can't remove what you never had.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (DE0mc)

61 >>You do directly fund crime, and it's time to make the funders of riots, vandalism, arson, etc., pay the costs of the destruction -- plus punitive damages.


RICO their asses

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (XShma)

62 I have no idea what the Israeli singer looks like, but judging from the hostility shown to her by toads like Greta and the like, I suspect she's a hottie. Nothing sets off ugly leftwing women like hot women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

63 She needs to take some of the blubber out of those fat baby cheeks and jowls.
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Some women pay surgeons thousands of dollars for that look...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

64 Thumpberg and Hogg should hook up and discuss childhood traumas.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (D7oie)

65
I am so fuckingsick of these fascist spergin' out with their gay ops.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (l3WY5)

66 Archimedes, there’s a Quillette article about Greta from a few years ago - she is autistic, ocd, depressed. She was (still is?) frequently hospitalized because she refused to eat most foods, and the ones she does eat must be packaged a particular way. As a result she starves herself.

She and her sister are freaking messes but her mom found the perfect solution: convince Greta ALL of her personal issues were caused by climate change then set her loose on the world.
That is why she gets so upset - she really believes climate change is killing her right now.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

67 Boy, ol' Harry really effed himself when he hooked up with that slag Sparkles.

He coulda had any English rose he wanted, and he had to go with that thing.

What an idiot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

68 TheJamesMadison Johnson is right!

On fire today.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

69 I work with a guy who is a "conservative" antisemite. Doesn't believe that Israel should have happened in 1949. I love when he throws bible quotes at me...

Posted by: lin-duh (sharon's (willow's apprentice) apprentice) at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (LrpuY)

70
Hey, there's even a resemblance!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (MoZTd)

71 I saw cross-eyed Swedish retard open for ABBA at The Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)

72 Why were the old ladies even allowed to hit the glass a second time? This is insane. If the museum is going to be that timid about protecting a priceless piece of history, I don't know what to say. The security guard should have stepped in IMMEDIATELY and stopped it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Hell's Grannies was a Monty Python skit at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (PiwSw)

73 Shocking moment elderly climate change activists use a HAMMER and chisel to smash glass protecting the priceless Magna Carta- the royal charter of rights signed by King John in 1215.
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Huh. Odd that they're going in chronological order. I figured the liberty-wreckers would work backwards. Maybe start with the US Constitution and work back to the Magna Carta.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (d04cU)

74 So is Rafah morte?

any noods on that shit?

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (fV+MH)

75 47 Those two old hags who tried to damage the Magna Carta are in their eighties. They'd better keep hammers and chisels away from President Depends.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (0Htd

Just the right age to have been part of the dirty hippie generation. Or Manson followers.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (MNhXM)

76 @40

>>The Senate ended it super fast, as predicted.

Well, the Donks have now set the precedent that the Senate can dispatch articles with a simple, we think these articles are g*yballz.

This may be handy for Trump's impending future impeachments.

You know there's going to be at least two attempts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

77 IIRC, the Magna Carta established the proposition that a King was not above the law

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 02:49 PM (/7KEl)

78
Greta's transitioning to look like Lars Ulrich is nearing completion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (XV/Pl)



Oh shit, that's funny right there......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

79
Lead pipe or wrench, I think.
Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (KRtlO)



My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Autistic Swedish Doom Goblin

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 10, 2024 02:49 PM (pgwxJ)

81 Bad times build Strong men

Strong Men build Good times

Good Times build weak men

Weak men build bad times <---- WE ARE HEAR NOW... with Biden as our Trembling Little Shadow of a Biological Male

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at May 10, 2024 02:49 PM (VYql4)

82 Akron!!!
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:39 PM


Dacron!!!

Posted by: C. Estes Kefauver High School at May 10, 2024 02:49 PM (a3Q+t)

83 Archimedes, there’s a Quillette article about Greta from a few years ago - she is autistic, ocd, depressed. She was (still is?) frequently hospitalized because she refused to eat most foods, and the ones she does eat must be packaged a particular way. As a result she starves herself.

She and her sister are freaking messes but her mom found the perfect solution: convince Greta ALL of her personal issues were caused by climate change then set her loose on the world.
That is why she gets so upset - she really believes climate change is killing her right now.


It really is sad. What's even sadder are the adults exploiting her for fame.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (CsUN+)

84 While Disney gets its share of hatred on this site, and rightfully so, it's not just Disney. All of entertainment is full-in on the woke, gay, and perverted agenda. I saw Teenage Kraken last night (Dreamworks). As annoyingly woke if not woker than anything Disney has put out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

85
"I work with a guy who is a "conservative" antisemite. Doesn't believe that Israel should have happened in 1949"

He's in luck.
Israel "happened" in 1948.

Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (pSotA)

86 Greta Thunberg - Watermelon.



No, she has no watermelons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (9yWhg)

87 He coulda had any English rose he wanted, and he had to go with that thing.

What an idiot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

He was dating a beautiful blond that they thought he was gonna marry then Sparkle showed up and he dumped her

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (Akjoo)

88 This is definitely not nothing...

https://tinyurl.com/nhjpfbju

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (XV/Pl)

89 England is full of loons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (R4t5M)

90 A bunch of pagan earth worshippers destroying a taproot document of the modern world is a little bit on the nose, innit?

I'm picturing the hilarity that would ensue if a gang of filthy, benighted Druids popped out of the woods at Runnymede and went for it while those barons were forcing it on the King.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (0FoWg)

91 76
Well, the Donks have now set the precedent that the Senate can dispatch articles with a simple, we think these articles are g*yballz.

This may be handy for Trump's impending future impeachments.

You know there's going to be at least two attempts.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

=========

Impeachment went from, "It's so super serious that we can't even use it against FDR directly threatening SCOTUS," to a joke.

I hope it stays as a joke. I can't take any more demands that Republicans pass impeachment articles that have no chance of leading to conviction in the Senate for the burnz.

Change it back to talking about Congress using the power of the purse. It has no chance of actually happening, but it has the advantage of actually being a feasible reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

92 Nah. It's alive and well.

The Magna Carta effectively started a dispersed oligarchy instead of the established monarchy. It was all about protecting the rights of barons, not the people.
Seems pretty accurate to today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)


actually it enforced the traditional English view of dispersed oligarchy on the progressively centralizing efforts of the Norman royalty.

Since that was one of the central themes of the English Civil war in the 17th Century, it apparently is a lesson that doesn't stick.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (D7oie)

93 I really don't understand the activist desire to destroy priceless historical documents or artifacts.

Destroying the copies of the Magna Carta does jack squat because there are two other copies of that original document in two other locations. (British Library holds two copies--Lincoln Castle and Salisbury Cathedral hold the remaining two copies.)

Do they really think that destroying the Magna Carta somehow repeals it? It's baked into English law at this point.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (7fElN)

94 Full Retard.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (SYTee)

95 Eating disorder is the days of cutting childrens dicks and tits off.

I will never tell an anorexic to eat a sammich again. I will reinforce their delusions. "Yeah, couple more pounds ought to look good".

Posted by: Disgusted at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (Z8Yh2)

96 Mannix, there’s already been an attempt on the Constitution. It involved glitter,iirc

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (Hkcdp)

97 Anheuser-Busch's product offerings matter to me exactly as much as Gillette's: Not at all.

You chose your fate, enjoy it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (O7YUW)

98 >Shocking moment elderly climate change activists use a HAMMER and chisel to smash glass protecting the priceless Magna Carta

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the word 'shocking' is overused
what I noticed was the asshole capturing video but making NO effort to intervene or call for help
unless he was an accomplice

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (/7KEl)

99 What a collection of ignorant cultists.

These zombies from both stories would be happy to indiscriminately kill thousands of people who disagree with them, and not bat an eye.

I see no difference between those old bats, the fetal alcohol girl, and the Manson family.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (QB1TS)

100 She and her sister are freaking messes but her mom found the perfect solution: convince Greta ALL of her personal issues were caused by climate change then set her loose on the world.
That is why she gets so upset - she really believes climate change is killing her right now.

It really is sad. What's even sadder are the adults exploiting her for fame.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (CsUN+)
_______

I think the odds are high her scumbag father is fucking her, too.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

101 Shocking moment elderly climate change activists use a HAMMER and chisel to smash glass protecting the priceless Magna Carta- the royal charter of rights signed by King John in 1215.

The two women in their 80's tried to destroy the protective glass at the British Library.

++++
It must suck having such empty lives at that age.

When that anti-nuclear nun broke into the Oak Ridge National Lab, she was an old woman, too. I wonder went wrong that one can be so old and still possess such a combination of boredom and bitterness. That kind of internal hatred and malice usually turns on its owner before then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

102 >80 Autistic Swedish Doom Goblin

doom goblin, that's great.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)

103 I work with a guy who is a "conservative" antisemite. Doesn't believe that Israel should have happened in 1949. I love when he throws bible quotes at me...
Posted by: lin-duh (sharon's (willow's apprentice) apprentice) at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (LrpuY)

You work with the actor who plays Reacher?

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

104 Thumpberg and Hogg should hook up and discuss childhood traumas.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM


It's not just my arms, you know ...

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at May 10, 2024 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

105 Dacron is the cause and solution of all of life's problems.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:52 PM (fV+MH)

106 Is it just me or is that nonsense?

Chocolate ration speak, maybe?


Probably AI

Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2024 02:52 PM (yOPBE)

107 typo... what aren't they great for...

Posted by: lin-duh (sharon's (willow's apprentice) apprentice) at May 10, 2024 02:52 PM (LrpuY)

108 Is it wrong to say those ladies should have been shot dead on the spot? Because they should have been.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 02:52 PM (+87un)

109 Just because someone is old does not mean that person is smart, wise, knowledgeable, or worthy of respect.

Posted by: Stupid bints are stupid, young or old at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (Wc83a)

110 98 - the video was likely done by an accomplice.

Posted by: Gaff at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (jPS2y)

111 He was dating a beautiful blond that they thought he was gonna marry then Sparkle showed up and he dumped her
Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (Akjoo)


She 'ad some Todger Cream in 'er purse, and she knew how to use it, IYKWIM.

Posted by: The Duke of Sussex at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

112 Thumpberg and Hogg should hook up and discuss childhood traumas.
Posted by: Kindltot

And make ugly babies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (L/fGl)

113
Over 71 percent of American adults want Disney to pivot back toward "family-friendly entertainment" and away from the LGBTQIA agenda.

Disney thinks that LGBTQIA IS family friendly.
Their definition of family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (63Dwl)

114 Doom goblin seems to be quite lucrative.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (fV+MH)

115 Quitting Bud Light is like quitting the coffin nails. When you're off long enough, your taste buds recover. Even if you're willing to forgive, you're not going back to drinking ice-cold peewater with an rusty tin finish.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (wzAuc)

116 possibly in the library...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:43 PM


So, pants required?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

117 He was dating a beautiful blond that they thought he was gonna marry then Sparkle showed up and he dumped her
Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (Akjoo)

She 'ad some Todger Cream in 'er purse, and she knew how to use it, IYKWIM.
Posted by: The Duke of Sussex at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (PiwSw)
___________

Sex Panther

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

118 The Left try to destroy historical culture more than the Taliban.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (MNhXM)

119 Don't worry. Some future Muslim government in the UK will destroy the copies of Magna Carta and ensure that no one remembers that the document even existed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (9yWhg)

120 Think they want to destroy the West and return us to pre- industrial age?

I don’t get it either. Like toddlers destroying something you like for spite.? We will destroy everything you enjoy to get your attention!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (Hkcdp)

121 Just because someone is old does not mean that person is smart, wise, knowledgeable, or worthy of respect.

Look, fat...

Posted by: President Overripe Squash at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (CsUN+)

122 Anheuser-Busch's product offerings matter to me exactly as much as Gillette's Procter and Gambles's: Not at all.

FIFY

Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (yOPBE)

123 Anyone can be activated into leftardism.

Note how little trouble all the "insurrectionist" violent Trump supporters seem to be causing for the last three years?

Strange that. For such angry crazy people it's odd that they don't seem to be doing anything like this.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (OCZ4p)

124 A well-adjusted Portland "progressive", on a report that oil executives are preparing executive orders for Trump to sign:

such an explicit quid pro quo is absolutely horrifying and makes apparent that biden losing would almost certainly lead to the hasty end of civilization on this miserably warming planet

Because, only the United States is responsible for global warming.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (uxCna)

125 doom goblin, that's great.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM


Can't take credit. Don't remember its provenance, but likely a meme stolen from Powerline Blog's weekly hit parade.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (pgwxJ)

126 what I noticed was the asshole capturing video but making NO effort to intervene or call for help
unless he was an accomplice
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 02:51 PM (/7KEl)
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You can't be a proper activist unless you document it for all the world to see.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (7fElN)

127 the angry chubby-cheeked spasmoid and Islamomarxist Greta Thunberg

She's really enhanced her resume'

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (T4tVD)

128 Greta Thunderbuns resembles a Shar Pei.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (lZVy/)

129 There are, in fact, four different Magna Carta-s

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (RHGPo)

130 >> I really don't understand the activist desire to destroy priceless historical documents or artifacts.

I suppose it depends on which activists. The people carryng out the acts or the people behind the activism who tend to have completely different goals.

The Hamas riots aren't being run by people who's primary goal is saving Hamas. The people who are running these protests are the same people who rant the BLM/antifa riots and both riots have the same real goal, the destruction of the western order.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (LkLld)

131 Do they really think that destroying the Magna Carta somehow repeals it? It's baked into English law at this point.

Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (7fElN)


It is the radical view of activism: make it so big it cannot be ignored. It was taught in the 60's and was carried out in the 70's. big enough blood stain, big enough boom, enough rubble, enough lives ruined to show the corruption of the system and create enough mental space to accept new paths.

About right for those fading souls, looking to make any difference in a world they refused to work with.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (D7oie)

132 The old bags probably wished their hip joints were as strong as that glass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (aFNOf)

133 Break their damned necks. Enough. Until they feel the raw force of extreme push-back, the frequency and intensity of these actions will increase. Worthless little shits.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (iODuv)

134 Greta's transitioning to look like Lars Ulrich is nearing completion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:40 PM (XV/Pl)
--
*pauses*
*blinks*

OMG! Bwahahaha! perfect!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (xPJvm)

135 How much time would I get for hip checking those broads off the Magna Carta you think? It's only property after all.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

136 >>> Thumpberg and Hogg should hook up and discuss childhood traumas.
Posted by: Kindltot

And make ugly babies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 02:53 PM (L/fGl)


I assumed they were mules. Not to disparage mules or anything.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (Y6IkP)

137 Look, fat...
Posted by: President Overripe Squash at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (CsUN+)

I like that... Reminds me how the neighbors lock their doors when you try to give them zucchini

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (Akjoo)

138 It amuses me that the Disney insider guy has been predicting Kathleen Kennedy's firing for like ten years.


For fucks sakes man.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (fV+MH)

139
I read it here at AoS first, but I always refer to Bud Light as Tranny Fluid every since.

Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (pSotA)

140 The Hamas riots aren't being run by people who's primary goal is saving Hamas. The people who are running these protests are the same people who rant the BLM/antifa riots and both riots have the same real goal, the destruction of the western order.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (LkLld)


It is a color revolution. what color do you think ours is?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (D7oie)

141 Why were the old ladies even allowed to hit the glass a second time? This is insane. If the museum is going to be that timid about protecting a priceless piece of history, I don't know what to say. The security guard should have stepped in IMMEDIATELY and stopped it.

I can't speak to this incident for sure, buuuut... It's widely accepted that many/most of these things happen with the permission/support/approval of the museum or other institution.

Stuff that shoudn't get through security, for example.

Maybe this isn't one of those, but if I had to bet...

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (mSufQ)

142 +1 for the Brazilian goose-tossing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (R4t5M)

143 Don't worry. Some future Muslim government in the UK will destroy the copies of Magna Carta and ensure that no one remembers that the document even existed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 02:54 PM (9yWhg)

And we will help!

Posted by: Googallah, Inc at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (OCZ4p)

144 Even if you're willing to forgive

Why forgive? They haven't apologized, admitted their error, or given money to fight the trannie menace. F' em.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (yOPBE)

145 such an explicit quid pro quo is absolutely horrifying and makes apparent that biden losing would almost certainly lead to the hasty end of civilization on this miserably warming planet

Because, only the United States is responsible for global warming.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2024 02:55 PM (uxCna)
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I'm confused. I thought they WANTED an end to human civilization.

So why not vote for Trump if it brings their dreams to fruition that much quicker?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)

146 Send them to Pakistan and tell them the quran is pro-oil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (IG4Id)

147 Well, the Donks have now set the precedent that the Senate can dispatch articles with a simple, we think these articles are g*yballz.

This may be handy for Trump's impending future impeachments.

You know there's going to be at least two attempts.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm a big fan of turning the whole process into a farce.

Impeach everybody. For everything. Make it mean nothing. Because it does not mean anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

148 I don't take lectures on genocide from Nazis.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (cRh0k)

149 Greta’s dad is a famous film director and her mom is a singer- actress. The year before Greta started her protests her mom got some eco- activist award. She hangs out with people like Bono. This is a family business.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (Hkcdp)

150 Go to this page https://www.spaceweather.gov/ and look at the aurora forecast


watch what happens at the end, 1805 hrs UTC

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (/7KEl)

151
I just checked a bag of potato chips. No longer are the ounces contained in the original printing process. It's stamped on the bag like the 'sell by' date information.

This bag of chips which certainly is 10 or 12 ounce worthy is now stamped at 7 1/4 ounces.

GAINZZZ!! Involuntary though they may be.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (RKVpM)

152 Maybe this isn't one of those, but if I had to bet...
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (mSufQ)
++++
Ditto. Likely had inside coordination.

Even if not, security is going to be cautious. They're old women. Tackling them could literally shatter them, and even if there was no risk of liability or criminal charges for doing so, most men are probably going to want to try to avoid shattering old biddies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (d04cU)

153 I still don't see the problem with taking out enviro Nazis. After they die and their bodies rot , they'll have no further carbon footprint. Their deaths will save the planet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (5S+sK)

154 >>It is a color revolution. what color do you think ours is?

Purple. Go back to the concession speech Hillary gave in 2016 and take a look at what she's wearing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)

155 Ignore her.

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (o3SCB)

156 In further news of the woke: Bud Light accepts the reality that they will never recapture the customers they pissed away for the sake of an aging sorority bitch's need to be "on trend."

When you have a product that isn't very good, you probably shouldn't piss off your customers. Miller Lite's not so bad, especially if you stick a lime slice in there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (0Htd1)

157 147 Impeach everybody. For everything. Make it mean nothing. Because it does not mean anything.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

========

Trump's first impeachment amounted to the elected president disagreed with the administrative state about policy.

That's when it became a complete joke.

Some people just needed more time to understand the punchline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

158 I'm confused. I thought they WANTED an end to human civilization.

So why not vote for Trump if it brings their dreams to fruition that much quicker?


They don't want an end to all civilization: they just want an end to you. Or slavery for you. Either / or.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (CsUN+)

159 Thunberg took to X saying:

Did she have her plushie octopus in the picture again? I mean, why not. The first time she claimed (implausibly) that she didn't know it was anti-Semitic but there's no point in denying it now.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (/y8xj)

160 It is a color revolution. what color do you think ours is?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (D7oie)

One of those you only see in the Biggest Box of Crayola Crayons.

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (SYTee)

161 The mentally ill Greta is right of of Hollywood casting if she wore the uniform of a German prison camp female guard at Auschwitz.

The two old lesbians trying to destroy the Magna Carta deserved a beat down despite their age.

Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

162 that would be about 1 am EDT on the 11th

I think ?

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (/7KEl)

163 Her mom also wrote a book about raising her two messed-up daughters. Think her sister is even worse, behaviorally.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (Hkcdp)

164 I really don't understand the activist desire to destroy priceless historical documents or artifacts.
---------

"What are you rebelling against?"

"What have you got?"

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (OCZ4p)

165 Nah. It's alive and well.

The Magna Carta effectively started a dispersed oligarchy instead of the established monarchy. It was all about protecting the rights of barons, not the people.

Seems pretty accurate to today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Does both quite actually. Always read the primary document (and it helps to have an annotated copy to do that). The barons demanding things like trial by jury of one's peers, etc. also to make it stick had to include free men aka that had freeholds.

By basing the ideas of the Charter on pre existing liberties that existed before the Norman conquest, it made John unable to appeal to divine right of kings to rule based on the Church's teachings at the time. Instead, the local church officials themselves hemmed in John and helped the rebels draft the Charter and later to enforce it.

The stupidity of those ladies is that you cannot destroy an idea very easily whether it is Marxism, religion, etc. but that includes ideas like freedom, rights of individuals, etc. All they did was associate destroying individual liberties in favor of an eco religion.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (peJ7P)

166 It amuses me that the Disney insider guy has been predicting Kathleen Kennedy's firing for like ten years.
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For fucks sakes man.
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (fV+MH)

That's why I stopped paying attention to Ethan Van Sciver.

He's occasionally funny, but no, they're not going to fire Kathleen Kennedy aaaaaaaaaaaany day now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (dGCAG)

167 She looks like she'd marry Alvin and break up the Chipmunks when he started spending all his time on her wacky Arab call-to-prayer album.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (0FoWg)

168 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (d04

I wouldn’t try to hurt them but I certainly would have stopped them. If they got hurt in the process so be it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (MNhXM)

169 Along with an eating disorder, Greta should also have her nose bobbed. She might be the only woman on earth who would actually look better with bangs. Her eyebrows though - you know how pet treats feature a happy dog on the package and you transform it into a vicious dog by drawing new eyebrows with a Sharpie? Well, Greta has the sharpie eyebrows and I'm not sure how to fix that.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (ogTiX)

170 The 2 crones trying to break the glass don't have much longer to endure the world they're trying to make.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 02:39 PM (CsUN+)

They should self-immolate. With bio-Diesel.

Posted by: Planet Fitness at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (8zz6B)

171 I work with a guy who is a "conservative" antisemite. Doesn't believe that Israel should have happened in 1949. I love when he throws bible quotes at me...
Posted by: lin-duh


Useless trivia: Jesus is mentioned in the Quran 34 times.
Number of times goatfuckers are mentioned in the Bible? Zero.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (RJiwi)

172
" It is a color revolution. what color do you think ours is?"

Plaid.

Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (pSotA)

173 I really don't understand the activist desire to destroy priceless historical documents or artifacts.

It gets attention. Period.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (CsUN+)

174 It's not conspiracy to commit when we do it.

-Lefty

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (53oGX)

175 that's wrong

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (/7KEl)

176 The “let’s make sure the generations coming up are stupid AF” program is really paying dividends.

And then there are the profoundly stupid wenches with hammers. I’d break her fucking jaw if I were there, just on general principles.

Eat through a straw, Bitch.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (SdkQO)

177 The two old lesbians trying to destroy the Magna Carta deserved a beat down despite their age.
Posted by: Cheri
========
The British government might just accelerate applying the Liverpool Care Path for the dying patient just for them.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (peJ7P)

178 In Soviet Russia a 1oz bag of chips was Family Size.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (OCZ4p)

179 I'd like to see Greta and Harry's love child. How hideous would that be?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (Aoykm)

180 Trump's first impeachment amounted to the elected president disagreed with the administrative state about policy.

That's when it became a complete joke.

Some people just needed more time to understand the punchline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

It's the new Andy Warhol line: Everyone will be impeached, for about 15 minutes.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (dGCAG)

181 Greta T already has an eating disorder.
On one of her early tours the EV that she arrived in was tracked down and found to be filled with empty cans of beans in tomato sauce.
Eating only one thing, like that, is disordered.
Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 02:41 PM (pSotA)

And she probably emits more methane than mid-sized oil refinery.

Posted by: Planet Fitness at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (8zz6B)

182 I have a theory about the royal family too.

What if harry didn't forsake the family, but what if he was pushed out. What if Charles said that the little wrong side of the sheets bastard had better get used to poverty since once he is king, not a dime. Go play tennis like dad for income. I mean, Charles had to be a little angry at that whore wife -- she made him look a fool, but had the public nestled in her hand like the tennis pro's nuts.

My theory is that the Queen held things in check "for the good of the family," but Charles was rightly angry because he is not the dad. So harry is just doing the best he can, and moved to USA out of fear of the tower.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (XShma)

183 Back in 2012, I went to the British Museum and saw the four different Magna Carta-s.
The first was the only one that had any real muscle behind its enforcement, so the got the Pope to nix it.
The other three Magna Carta-s have the enforcement muscle of a statute, so they offer virtually no real protection to anybody.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

184 Greta has other reasons to resent the Israeli singer.

I give you Eden Golan

https://tinyurl.com/5dahd3m4

I am a river to my people.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (wzAuc)

185 "That's why I stopped paying attention to Ethan Van Sciver.

He's occasionally funny, but no, they're not going to fire Kathleen Kennedy aaaaaaaaaaaany day now.

Posted by: BurtTC "

She's their star employee FFS.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (fV+MH)

186 In 2022, Disney executive Karen Burke touted that "the company has 'many, many, many LGBTQIA characters in our stories" and that Disney received positive feedback from LGBTQ activists.

I always had my suspicions about Goofy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (0Htd1)

187 Greta Thunderbuns resembles a Shar Pei.

F you, buddy.

Posted by: Satchel at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (/y8xj)

188 “It gets attention”

So would breaking her fucking jaw. Had quite enough of these saboteurs.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (SdkQO)

189 >> Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris all showed up to the inauguration wearing various shades of purple.

https://tinyurl.com/4p8pvpnh

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (LkLld)

190 176 The “let’s make sure the generations coming up are stupid AF” program is really paying dividends.

And then there are the profoundly stupid wenches with hammers. I’d break her fucking jaw if I were there, just on general principles.

Eat through a straw, Bitch.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (SdkQO)

=======

Most of the activists doing the destruction of priceless art (obviously not these two) are the children of wealth.

It's not public school kids running out to do this. It's tony-educated sons and daughters of millionaires.

So, they're maleducated, but at a higher, pricier level. It's not really an education system-wide problem that they represent. More of a specific bubble of maleducation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

191 The two old lesbians trying to destroy the Magna Carta deserved a beat down despite their age.
Posted by: Cheri


Tire iron Russian girls would give them a well deserved tune up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (aFNOf)

192 We know it wasn't Nosferatu Harari, but otherwise, one of those people did, before or after she turned "of age."
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

Odds-on, it was her father.

Posted by: Planet Fitness at May 10, 2024 03:03 PM (8zz6B)

193 Wanted to see that rent-a-cop holler "I am Godzilla! You are Japan!" And stomp them until their vital organs didn't work.

Is that wrong of me?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 10, 2024 03:03 PM (wBaIH)

194 Along with an eating disorder, Greta should also have her nose bobbed. She might be the only woman on earth who would actually look better with bangs. Her eyebrows though - you know how pet treats feature a happy dog on the package and you transform it into a vicious dog by drawing new eyebrows with a Sharpie? Well, Greta has the sharpie eyebrows and I'm not sure how to fix that.
Posted by: Oglebay


Greta would be tolerable looking if she'd fix her hair and maybe lose some of the baby fat in her face. And, oh, maybe smile once in a while.

I mean, she's never going to be Mannix-level material. But she'd be better looking than Lena Dunham or Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 03:03 PM (9yWhg)

195 She looks like she'd marry Alvin and break up the Chipmunks when he started spending all his time on her wacky Arab call-to-prayer album.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Chipmonk Yoko?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

196 Maybe this isn't one of those, but if I had to bet...
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 10, 2024 02:56 PM (mSufQ)
++++
Ditto. Likely had inside coordination.

Even if not, security is going to be cautious. They're old women. Tackling them could literally shatter them, and even if there was no risk of liability or criminal charges for doing so, most men are probably going to want to try to avoid shattering old biddies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 02:58 PM (d04cU)
__________

The whole thing looked like staged to me, with the participation of the library. I note how obviously ineffectual the hammer and chisel thing would be against that plexi, and the odd way they went about breaking it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

197 >>Both Clintons made a bold statement with their clothing: Hillary donned a dark gray pantsuit with purple lapels and a purple blouse underneath, and Bill wore a matching purple necktie.

https://tinyurl.com/2uss4e3a


Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (LkLld)

198 I hope that Christians in Europe vote en masse for the Israeli Eurovision contestant. A message needs to be sent to the anti-Semites that even if loud they are not the majority. Good on Italians for standing up.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (unUNN)

199 Useless trivia: Jesus is mentioned in the Quran 34 times.
Number of times goatfuckers are mentioned in the Bible? Zero.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 03:00 PM (RJiwi)

To be fair Islam was made up over 600 years after Jesus .

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (MNhXM)

200 Do they really think that destroying the Magna Carta somehow repeals it? It's baked into English law at this point.

Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


It is not just about destroying the history of a conquered culture, but also making sure that the new slaves applaud the death.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (QB1TS)

201 test

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)

202 Earth could suffer the worst solar storm in 165 years as six streams of plasma that erupted from the sun this week are set to make crash into our atmosphere tonight.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) revealed today that the worst-case scenario would be what happened during the 1859 Carrington event, which set telegraph stations on fire, cutting communications worldwide.

In our modern-day society, a geomagnetic storm of that magnitude could cause widespread electrical disruptions, blackouts and damage to critical infrastructure.

The event could also trigger magnificent nighttime auroras, or the northern lights, which will be visible in the US starting around 11pm ET and lasting through Saturday.

Scientists will know what is in store for our planet will likely be captured around 8 pm ET when the explosions of plasma racing through space will be nearly one million miles from our planet - and NOAA plans to issue alerts immediately.
Scientists have also predicted that three of the six streams, known as coronal mass ejections (CMEs), could combine to create a powerful 'cannibal CME.'

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

203 8 The lack of security is somewhat surprising.
Posted by: Montec


When I was at the National Gallery of Art a number of years ago, there was a guard in the doorway between every two rooms.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (0Htd1)

204 He's occasionally funny, but no, they're not going to fire Kathleen Kennedy aaaaaaaaaaaany day now.

Communist China is about to collapse!

Posted by: Gordon Chang! at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (uxCna)

205 All they did was associate destroying individual liberties in favor of an eco religion.
Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (peJ7P)

To people who know what the Magna Carta is.

To others they are projecting power. The will to destroy is a heavy weapon indeed.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (OCZ4p)

206 test
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)



"Failed."

- - - - - Your 10th Grade Chemistry Teacher

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

207 By basing the ideas of the Charter on pre existing liberties that existed before the Norman conquest, it made John unable to appeal to divine right of kings to rule based on the Church's teachings at the time.

Which is why he wanted into Islam.
We saw right through the bastard.

Posted by: the Almohads at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (gKWVE)

208 184 Greta has other reasons to resent the Israeli singer.

I give you Eden Golan

https://tinyurl.com/5dahd3m4

I am a river to my people.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (wzAuc)

---

A more selective submission:

https://tinyurl.com/yrhbphnb

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (wzAuc)

209 He's occasionally funny, but no, they're not going to fire Kathleen Kennedy aaaaaaaaaaaany day now.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:59 PM (dGCAG)
===

#twoweeks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (+87un)

210 We know it wasn't Nosferatu Harari, but otherwise, one of those people did, before or after she turned "of age."
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

Odds-on, it was her father.
Posted by: Planet Fitness at May 10, 2024 03:03 PM (8zz6B)

I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:05 PM (dGCAG)

211 I can't wrap my heard around a person going through life being angry and pi$$ed off at everything they come across. It seems self defeating and a waste of a life.


I am 85% confident that gerta is on some sort of drugs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM (QNSds)

212 " test"


Don't even think about it Don Black.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM (fV+MH)

213 Earth could suffer the worst solar storm in 165 years as six streams of plasma that erupted from the sun this week are set to make crash into our atmosphere tonight.


Is there NOTHING global warming can't do?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

214
"Greta would be tolerable looking if she'd fix her hair and maybe lose some of the baby fat in her face."

That ain't baby fat.
That's a characteristic of fetal alcohol syndrome.(FAS)
Look up the characteristics, Greta has several of them.

Posted by: Speller at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM (pSotA)

215 'cannibal CME' ate Joe Biden's uncle

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

216 For a Church of Global Warming theologian she is getting fat.
How about walking since you spanning the globe

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

217
It is a color revolution. what color do you think ours is?

Any colour you like..

Posted by: Pink Lloyd at May 10, 2024 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

218 Shocking moment elderly climate change activists use a HAMMER and chisel to smash glass protecting the priceless Magna Carta- the royal charter of rights signed by King John in 1215.

The two women in their 80’s tried to destroy the protective glass at the British Library.

-------------------

Vile creatures! The people who benefitted the most from the rights established by the Magna Carta want to destroy it.

Or of course it could just be dementia, no need to look further than Biden, Pelosi, McConnell et al of that age.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:07 PM (unUNN)

219 "Greta would be tolerable looking if she'd fix her hair and maybe lose some of the baby fat in her face."



I mean, this is along the lines of the whole "Rashida Talib could be hot" meme........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Stuff that shoudn't get through security, for example.

Maybe this isn't one of those, but if I had to bet...
Posted by: Lance McCormick
-----------------
I haven't been to that museum, but most have metal detectors.
You are right -- this was allowed "for the climate."

The museum directors need to be fired and fined the costs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (XShma)

221 I don’t get it either. Like toddlers destroying something you like for spite.? We will destroy everything you enjoy to get your attention!!
Posted by: Lizzy

Millions of pissed off people chamber a round and say, "whelp, ya got my attention now."

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (4XwPj)

222 I have a feeling that things are going to get better. Soon

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (ytSiK)

223 Joe Biden ate my dingo!

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (fV+MH)

224 My theory is that the Queen held things in check "for the good of the family," but Charles was rightly angry because he is not the dad. So harry is just doing the best he can, and moved to USA out of fear of the tower.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2024 03:01 PM (XShma)
---

Much more likely that Charles would have been happy to never discuss it again and let Harry live out a quiet royal life, but Harry is a dumbfuck and hooked up with an American harridan who accused him and his late wife and the rest of the family of basically being in the Klan, so he said fuck you bastard kid.

Posted by: ballistic at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (oqH4h)

225 I have a feeling that things are going to get better. Soon
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 10, 2024 03:08 PM (ytSiK)
++++
Or it falls apart completely and there's a dark age.

All the predictions of "the pendulum will swing back" are in the process of being tested.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (d04cU)

226 maybe this has been answered, but was that the original magna carta or a priceless ie extremely rare copy of it, you know, like a copy made around the same time as original?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (B1FKF)

227 Weird, that those Magna Carta assailants were allowed to hammer away (while being filmed) and then stand there / sit there as if nothing happened.

Years and years ago I was vising the National Archives in DC. While reading the Constitution my subconscious - quite unbeknownst to me - was wondering how thick the protective glass was, and I rapped it with my knuckles. The guards were on me in seconds and tossed my happy ass out of there.

But these gals just keep a-rappin' away without interference. (Shakes head in sad disbelief.)

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (TOe+Q)

228 People like Greta Thunberg should be given the opportunity to experience unspoiled nature at its finest - by dropping them in the Alaskan wilderness with zero manade items except for a wool blanket.

Posted by: PabloD at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (rPlYy)

229
CME

black swan event

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (/7KEl)

230 I saw someone, can't remember who, talking about how many different faiths and doctrines mention and respect Jesus as a special guy. Hell, even some atheists do.

But Jesus, on the other hand, said I am the way to God.

So the dude figured logically he should follow Jesus.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (OCZ4p)

231 Why were the old ladies even allowed to hit the glass a second time? This is insane. If the museum is going to be that timid about protecting a priceless piece of history, I don't know what to say. The security guard should have stepped in IMMEDIATELY and stopped it.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Hell's Grannies was a Monty Python skit at May 10, 2024 02:48 PM (PiwSw)

Two rounds of 9 mm would have quelled the uprising.

Posted by: Planet Fitness at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (8zz6B)

232 It is a color revolution. what color do you think ours is?

Mine is brass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (aFNOf)

233 Greta is not aging well

Posted by: LTC HAM at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (W2Ov3)

234 Is there NOTHING global warming can't do?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Stop Steven Segall from making more movies.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

235 This blonde in red fondly remembers when an octogenarian nun who broke into a national lab as a part of an anti-nuclear protest was sentenced to prison:
http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)

236
Scientists will know what is in store for our planet will likely be captured around 8 pm ET when the explosions of plasma racing through space will be nearly one million miles from our planet - and NOAA plans to issue alerts immediately.
Scientists have also predicted that three of the six streams, known as coronal mass ejections (CMEs), could combine to create a powerful 'cannibal CME.'

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM


To be on the safe side I'm setting my clock to 1872 before going to bed tonight. 2k generator in bedroom, candles lit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (RKVpM)

237 by dropping them in the Alaskan wilderness with zero manade items except for a wool blanket.
Posted by: PabloD at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (rPlYy)



That says "Global Warming is Real" as they freeze to death and wind up looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

238 I don't care if they are 80 those old hags are c*nts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (JeYYB)

239 Those two old ladies were dykes, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

240 most men are probably going to want to try to avoid shattering old biddies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

---------------

If she dies, she dies!

Posted by: Wrong punchline guy at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (XShma)

241 183 Back in 2012, I went to the British Museum and saw the four different Magna Carta-s.
The first was the only one that had any real muscle behind its enforcement, so the got the Pope to nix it.
The other three Magna Carta-s have the enforcement muscle of a statute, so they offer virtually no real protection to anybody.
Posted by: SMOD

Not really true. The first one established that a king was subject to his barons and that council of barons eventually after a couple of twists and turns became parliament. The second and third were during a civil war and meant to tamp it down. By the time of the fourth one, Henry III had to accept the Magna Carta limits more or less as a condition to settle the unrest stemming from John.

A century or so later, Parliament passed many of its provisions into a series of six statutes under King Edward III and this prevented much backsliding until the Stuarts tried the divine right of kings again resulting in a beheading, civil war, grudging acceptance (Charles II), and fleeing England for safer climes by James II aka the Glorious Revolution. That led to its being cited by the upstart colonists leading to the American Revolution.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (peJ7P)

242 The lack of security is somewhat surprising.
Posted by: Montec

When I was at the National Gallery of Art a number of years ago, there was a guard in the doorway between every two rooms.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Anything less than shoot on sight for RoE is useless.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (RJiwi)

243 228 People like Greta Thunberg should be given the opportunity to experience unspoiled nature at its finest - by dropping them in the Alaskan wilderness with zero manade items except for a wool blanket.
Posted by: PabloD at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (rPlYy)

++++

And a book of edible plants featuring the eskimo potato.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (ogTiX)

244 I don't know if there will be dark age exactly, in this tech age.

More like a Grey Age.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (fV+MH)

245 two other copies of that original document in two other locations. (British Library holds two copies--Lincoln Castle and Salisbury Cathedral hold the remaining two copies.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I made a deliberate side trip back in 2001 to see the one in Salisbury. Pretty cool.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (MsrgL)

246
Stop Steven Segall from making more movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)



Then I say F*CK YOU global warming. F*CK you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

247 *At the tone, please leave your message*
*beep*
"Hey, CME. SMOD here. Look, I've got this thing going on with a hot little asteroid, and I'm kinda gonna be busy with her for the next ten thousand years or so. Do you think you could do me a solid and take care of my little Earth problem for me? Thanks, bruh. I owe you big time. Later.
*end of message*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (9yWhg)

248 Just stop oil performs their antics with full coordination and support of the museum curators.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (P9xGM)

249 191 The two old lesbians trying to destroy the Magna Carta deserved a beat down despite their age.
Posted by: Cheri

Tire iron Russian girls would give them a well deserved tune up.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2024 03:02 PM (aFNOf)


Tanned rested and ready.

Posted by: Th tiger at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (OiAR7)

250 239 Those two old ladies were dykes, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

oil dikes

Posted by: m at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (o3SCB)

251 Charles had to be a little angry at that whore wife -- she made him look a fool

The only person making Prince Charles a fool was Prince Charles

Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (yOPBE)

252 Greta is not aging well
Posted by: LTC HAM at May 10, 2024 03:09 PM (W2Ov3)

Dan Schneider called and said she has nasty ugly adult feet.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

253 Greta Thundberg is suffering from a relevance deprivation syndrome so she must feed her addiction with anything that comes to hand. And like all addicts she doesn't care how awful and destructive the drug as long as it gives her the buzz she craves. It won't end well.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (unUNN)

254
Dan Schneider called and said she has nasty ugly adult feet.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)




Well, shit......

Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Scientists will know what is in store for our planet will likely be captured around 8 pm ET when the explosions of plasma racing through space will be nearly one million miles from our planet - and NOAA plans to issue alerts immediately.
Scientists have also predicted that three of the six streams, known as coronal mass ejections (CMEs), could combine to create a powerful 'cannibal CME.'

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM

To be on the safe side I'm setting my clock to 1872 before going to bed tonight. 2k generator in bedroom, candles lit.


I'm wrapping my house in Al foil, and building a pyramid over it. The crystals are already dispersed about the house.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 03:13 PM (CsUN+)

256 This blonde in red fondly remembers when an octogenarian nun who broke into a national lab as a part of an anti-nuclear protest was sentenced to prison:
http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)
______

I think she was photographed somewhere else, and photoshopping into that background. But otherwise: Verdict: Bangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

257 Is one of the Stop Oil activist a Church of England Minister?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2024 03:14 PM (dKiJG)

258 I think she was photographed somewhere else, and photoshopping into that background. But otherwise: Verdict: Bangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:13 PM (iFTx/)



2010's era dress in front of a 1980's fireplace.....

Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 10, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

259 This blonde in red fondly remembers when an octogenarian nun who broke into a national lab as a part of an anti-nuclear protest was sentenced to prison:
http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 03:14 PM (9yWhg)

260 54 Greta and Hogg ought to get together, nein ?
Posted by: runner


Chubby babies with huge forheads. They'll talk like the Swedish Chef.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2024 03:14 PM (0Htd1)

261 I can't wrap my heard around a person going through life being angry and pi$$ed off at everything they come across.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 10, 2024 03:06 PM


Wait until she craps in your bed.

Posted by: J. Depp at May 10, 2024 03:14 PM (a3Q+t)

262 The only reason we know who Greta is is because we supposedly are not allowed to criticize retards.

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2024 03:14 PM (SYTee)

263
I'm also going to avoid sending telegraphs the next couple of days.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 03:15 PM (RKVpM)

264 This blonde in red fondly remembers when an octogenarian nun who broke into a national lab as a part of an anti-nuclear protest was sentenced to prison:
http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Line trimmer to the eyebrows then yes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2024 03:15 PM (aFNOf)

265
To be on the safe side I'm setting my clock to 1872 before going to bed tonight. 2k generator in bedroom, candles lit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Wear a face mask.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 03:15 PM (63Dwl)

266 Scientists have also predicted that three of the six streams, known as coronal mass ejections (CMEs), could combine to create a powerful 'cannibal CME.

Don't cross the streams.

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at May 10, 2024 03:15 PM (OguvZ)

267 If Greta and Hogg made a kid it would look like the banjo player in Deliverance

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2024 03:15 PM (5S+sK)

268 Disney theatrical boycott update:
4 of the 5 biggest theatrical bombs of 2023.

Let's help them continue in 2024.
Boycott Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes in theaters.
Make Disney take another huge theatrical loss.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (exHjb)

269 MI 8 , part II trailer is out...

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (V13WU)

270 Dan Schneider called and said she has nasty ugly adult feet.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

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Well, shit......
Posted by: Rex Ryan at May 10, 2024 03:12 PM


Dude. Look on the bright side. At least they're not hobbit feet.

Posted by: Quentin T. at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (a3Q+t)

271 Obviously they brought their film crew with them. Those guys should have had their devices crushed.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (MNhXM)

272 Thundberg has been diagnosed with Asperger Syndrom, OCD, and selective mutism. There is probably more but yes, she has got to be on drugs.

Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (oiNtH)

273 Just Stop Electricity

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (63Dwl)

274 Kinda surprised the neo-marxist haven't started using that whole 'apartheid' tag for IS. Seems like a much more effective term of propaganda.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (IG4Id)

275 White Announced today that KJP will be replaced by Ozzy Osborne as the new WH Press Secretary. Mr Osborne's response is the following.....

That is Fuck'n Smashing You Bloody Colonist Faggots. Now let's go Fuck'n Crazy with Israel.... As he played on his guitar "Paranoid"......... It was also reported even though nobody can understand his "Rotten Cockney" Accent he makes more sense the KJP..

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (rcLES)

276 hate these bastards, "concept trailer" ...I hate them

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (V13WU)

277 Thundberg has been diagnosed with Asperger Syndrom, OCD, and selective mutism. There is probably more but yes, she has got to be on drugs.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (oiNtH)



My secret to great assburgers is frumunda cheese.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

278 http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz

Looks like a porn girl to me.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (MNhXM)

279 Stop Steven Segall from making more movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

Then I say F*CK YOU global warming. F*CK you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Now now, Glowball Warmening has been nothing but good to us, we can't expect it to do everything.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (dGCAG)

280 could combine to create a powerful 'cannibal CME.
- - - - - - - - -

Barbeque hardest hit

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (OCZ4p)

281 Obviously they brought their film crew with them. Those guys should have had their devices crushed.
Posted by: polynikes

That one guy had to be told to stop filming multiple times. He should have got a warning one time only and then stomped.

Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

282 KJP does not want to be replaced !

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (V13WU)

283
I think Cannibal CME opened for UB40.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (RKVpM)

284 276 hate these bastards, "concept trailer" ...I hate them
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (V13WU)

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They're kind of easy to spot, I think.

Tom Cruise with white hair? No way is that real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

285 If the Israelis were committing genocide they'd be done already.

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (PMJuY)

286 "Make Disney take another huge theatrical loss."


I admire your enthusiasm, but it's just going to happen.

Nobody needs to do anything. Disney is effectively dead.

And they don't care.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

287 Stop Steven Segall from making more movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM


Has TMJ done a Steven Seagal retrospective yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (a3Q+t)

288 That one guy had to be told to stop filming multiple times. He should have got a warning one time only and then stomped.

It's England. Feckless impotence is what they do now.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (CsUN+)

289 286 I admire your enthusiasm, but it's just going to happen.

Nobody needs to do anything. Disney is effectively dead.

And they don't care.
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

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They are very far from dead. The parks and the cruise line are supporting the business quite well.

The film division is hurting (the HULU accounting tricks have allowed them to paper it over a bit), but that can be reversed.

They have more than enough money to keep making dumb remakes for many years to come, even if things don't improve. And they probably will improve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

290 If the Israelis were committing genocide they'd be done already.
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (PMJuY)



You can't genocide something that never existed in the first place. "palestine" wasn't a place long enough to say that there's a specific DNA strain that makes you an official 'palestinian.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

291 Imagine if the government treated the enviro-terror groups like they treated Operation Rescue.

Oh and one of the men that voted for the FACE act that was used to destroy Operation Rescue? Mitch McConnell

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (ibTVg)

292 Should've had a man swing the hammer.

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (PMJuY)

293 Disney is like that plane where everyone died from hypoxia.

It's just flying itself over Missouri at this point.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (fV+MH)

294 One 42-gallon barrel of oil creates 19.4 gallons of gasoline. The rest (over half) is used to make things like:

Solvents Diesel fuel Motor Oil Bearing Grease
Ink Floor Wax Ballpoint Pens Football Cleats
Upholstery Sweaters Boats Insecticides
Bicycle Tires Sports Car Bodies Nail Polish Fishing lures Dresses Tires Golf Bags Perfumes
Cassettes Dishwasher parts Tool Boxes Shoe polish Motorcycle Helmet Caulking Petroleum Jelly Transparent TapeCD Player Faucet Washers Antiseptics Clothesline Curtains Food Preservatives Basketballs Soap Vitamin Capsules Antihistamines Purses Shoes Dashboards Cortisone Deodorant Shoelace Aglets Putty Dyes Panty Hose Refrigerant
Percolators Life Jackets Rubbing Alcohol Linings
Skis TV Cabinets Shag Rugs Electrician’s Tape
Tool Racks Car Battery Cases Epoxy Paint
Mops Slacks Insect Repellent Oil Filters
Umbrellas Yarn Fertilizers Hair Coloring
Roofing Toilet Seats Fishing Rods Lipstick
Denture Adhesive Linoleum Ice Cube Trays Synthetic Rubber
Speakers Plastic Wood Electric Blankets Glycerin
Tennis Rackets Rubber Cement Fishing Boots Dice
Nylon Rope Candles Trash Bags House Paint
Water Pipes Hand Lotion Roller Skates Surf Boards
Shampoo Wheels Paint Rollers

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at May 10, 2024 03:21 PM (rcLES)

295
Has TMJ done a Steven Seagal retrospective yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (a3Q+t)



I didn't know you hated him that much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

296 They are very far from dead. The parks and the cruise line are supporting the business quite well.

The film division is hurting (the HULU accounting tricks have allowed them to paper it over a bit), but that can be reversed.

They have more than enough money to keep making dumb remakes for many years to come, even if things don't improve. And they probably will improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

So continue the boycott and make it hurt. They hurt last year...a lot. And eventually parks won't be able to keep floating that hurt. They'll have to change...or not and continue to hurt like Bud Light...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2024 03:21 PM (exHjb)

297 295
Has TMJ done a Steven Seagal retrospective yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (a3Q+t)

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I do respected filmmakers who make ART!

Now, more kaiju nonsense...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

298 It's England. Feckless impotence is what they do now.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (CsUN+)
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A far cry from the Opium Wars, when they forced an entire nation to *keep* taking drugs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM (Be/+i)

299 machines for sale??

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM (OCZ4p)

300 Didn't exposure to a CME storm figure in the origin story of The Fantastic Four?

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM (/7KEl)

301 re267: here you go

https://tinyurl.com/mt8xn3pj

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM (B1FKF)

302 On Friday, eight Just Stop Oil activists were still being held after 43 were arrested for allegedly blockading and smashing petrol pumps at service stations on London's M25 orbital motorway. About 400 people have been arrested more than 1,000 times taking part in the campaign since it began less than a month ago, according to organisers' own tally.

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Sane Londoners are really caught between a rock and a hard place. On one side there are the pro-Hamas and anti-Jews rallies and then on the other side the lunatic and billionaire-supported environmentalists. Come to think of it, both groups are supported by the same billionaires. It may be time to eat the rich.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM (unUNN)

303 They have more than enough money to keep making dumb remakes for many years to come, even if things don't improve. And they probably will improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

Hopefully the solar flairs put a stop to that tonight.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

304 Target stores buckle under pressure and will only sell LBGTQNMOP crap in certain stores.


Fuck U Target.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (aFNOf)

305 Donations to CEF come mainly from wealthy individuals and family foundations. The fund was started with a $500,000 donation from Aileen Getty, the granddaughter of Jean Paul Getty whose petrochemical empire made him the world's richest man, a source of some controversy in the climate activist world.

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It seems too much money rots the brain.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (unUNN)

306 289 286 I admire your enthusiasm, but it's just going to happen.

Nobody needs to do anything. Disney is effectively dead.

And they don't care.
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

=======

They are very far from dead. The parks and the cruise line are supporting the business quite well.

The film division is hurting (the HULU accounting tricks have allowed them to paper it over a bit), but that can be reversed.

They have more than enough money to keep making dumb remakes for many years to come, even if things don't improve. And they probably will improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
___________

The Louse is sitting on a trillion-plus in IP. They will find out a way to monetize that again. Whether it's Lion King 2 or some other transparent money-grab, they will do it, and will be Wall Street darlings again. Count on it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

307 Think hard.

Imagine if you will, a large mob looting the Smithsonian in DC.

“They” won’t do a fucking thing. This will probably happen sooner, rather than later. America is full of very nice museums, full of priceless and valuable artifacts.

Easy pickins

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (SdkQO)

308 They're kind of easy to spot, I think.

Tom Cruise with white hair? No way is that real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

second Monte-Cristo trailer is real...I think...

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (V13WU)

309
KJP does not want to be replaced !
Posted by: runner


She and Kamala will never be replaced.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

310 A century or so later, Parliament passed many of its provisions into a series of six statutes under King Edward III and this prevented much backsliding until the Stuarts tried the divine right of kings again resulting in a beheading, civil war, grudging acceptance (Charles II), and fleeing England for safer climes by James II aka the Glorious Revolution. That led to its being cited by the upstart colonists leading to the American Revolution.
Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:10 PM (peJ7P)

Well, you see, you guys missed the fact that Magna Carta had several clauses that established the Rights of the Church into a legal, binding document. That was queered up by the tyrant Henry Tudor with the establishment of the Church of England and his title of Supreme Governor of the Church of England. That needed some some sorting out after the annhilation of the Catholic clergy, the stripping of the altars, and the dissolution of the monastereries.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (rj6Yv)

311 303 They have more than enough money to keep making dumb remakes for many years to come, even if things don't improve. And they probably will improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

Hopefully the solar flairs put a stop to that tonight.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes seems to be tracking for $55 million domestically this weekend. It very well could break even and make a profit in the end.

Of course, people don't equate Planet of the Apes with Disney, but Nova is right. It's a Disney movie since they bought Fox.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

312 I do respected filmmakers who make ART!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM


So, we need to petition Ace to remove the Russ Meyer restriction?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 10, 2024 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

313 Maybe Granny will reconsider if she has to walk home from jail?

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2024 03:25 PM (PMJuY)

314 306 The Louse is sitting on a trillion-plus in IP. They will find out a way to monetize that again. Whether it's Lion King 2 or some other transparent money-grab, they will do it, and will be Wall Street darlings again. Count on it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

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Inside Out 2 will probably make a bunch of money. They've announced Frozen 3 and Toy Story 5.

Will they big as big as Disney wants? I dunno. But they're probably all gonna make money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

315 Off topic but the Times of Israel has a story up saying Stephen Spielberg intends a documentary to report the "unspeakable barbarity" of October 7.

Let it be out in early October this year, please. Release it on October 7.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (KiBMU)

316 According to SWPC, the G4 storm is underway. Got here earlier than predicted. https://tinyurl.com/w6dvpfj2

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (MvF+J)

317 "Zombie" - Cranberries. It is in their heads.

Posted by: Leland at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (KVDMz)

318 So now anyone with big chunks of steel can walk into rooms with more-or-less founding documents? Are long-handled sledge hammers acceptable? Roll a jackhammer in? C-4?

Unreal. And the d-bag walking around with a camera instead of tackling them. Ugh. Although he was probably a boyfriend to one or both of them.

Posted by: techsan at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (uNveu)

319 "Zombie" - Cranberries. It is in their heads.
Posted by: Leland at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (KVDMz)



I hate you........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

320 308 They're kind of easy to spot, I think.

Tom Cruise with white hair? No way is that real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

second Monte-Cristo trailer is real...I think...
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (V13WU)

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The fake trailers generally happen for big movies still in production or just announced. Something like Monte Cristo, a French production with French actors, doesn't get the attention from someone making fake trailers on Youtube.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

321
Disney is like that plane where everyone died from hypoxia.

It's just flying itself over Missouri at this point.
Posted by: eleven


The one with the pro golfer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (63Dwl)

322 wait wait wait

Is one of the ladies that tried to destroy that pane of safety glass an actual Christian minister? It looked like it when she held up her sign.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (I4x5y)

323 I saw Sponge open for the Cranberries at the Riviera. No joke this time.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (MvF+J)

324 312 I do respected filmmakers who make ART!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:22 PM

So, we need to petition Ace to remove the Russ Meyer restriction?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at May 10, 2024 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

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I've seen Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, and I'm not sure I want to go much further than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

325
According to experts (please bow) this CME has the power of one billion atomic bombs. Yet experts (please bow again) agree a single nuke exploded 300 miles over the USA could create an EMP which would take down the nations entire grid.

So, anyway. Sleep tight.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (RKVpM)

326 Greta needs to spend a year in the Peshwar.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (meNOr)

327 I stopped buying AB products when I learned as a young man AB uses rice as a grain. In some countries rice is considered an adulterant in beer. I agree.

Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (zhWvq)

328 315 Off topic but the Times of Israel has a story up saying Stephen Spielberg intends a documentary to report the "unspeakable barbarity" of October 7.

Let it be out in early October this year, please. Release it on October 7.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (KiBMU)

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Also, Steven Spielberg is working behind the scenes to help stage Biden's DNC production, the guy who's cutting of arms to Israel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

329 Payne Stewart.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (fV+MH)

330 Stephen Spielberg intends a documentary to report the "unspeakable barbarity" of October 7

==


He's been video documenting Holocaust survivors' testaments for decades (?) now.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (V13WU)

331 The Louse is sitting on a trillion-plus in IP. They will find out a way to monetize that again. Whether it's Lion King 2 or some other transparent money-grab, they will do it, and will be Wall Street darlings again. Count on it.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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All that shit rots over time and neglect speeds it up.

All that wonderful IP did not save MGM which has been passed through more hands than a whore in a brothel.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:29 PM (peJ7P)

332 330 Stephen Spielberg intends a documentary to report the "unspeakable barbarity" of October 7

==


He's been video documenting Holocaust survivors' testaments for decades (?) now.
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (V13WU)

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He's been very important to the Shoah Foundation.

He's also a dedicated Democrat partisan.

That's a square to circle at this point in history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

333 306 The Louse is sitting on a trillion-plus in IP. They will find out a way to monetize that again. Whether it's Lion King 2 or some other transparent money-grab, they will do it, and will be Wall Street darlings again. Count on it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

========

Inside Out 2 will probably make a bunch of money. They've announced Frozen 3 and Toy Story 5.

Will they big as big as Disney wants? I dunno. But they're probably all gonna make money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
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Well there ya go. I'm not sure Frozen and TS aren't already played out, but they will make a pile of money. How big a pile is the only question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

334 Obviously they brought their film crew with them. Those guys should have had their devices crushed.
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 03:16 PM (MNhXM)

Along with their balls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (8zz6B)

335 DOCTOR Jill Biden is currently less than ten miles from me!

I'm so excited!

Stay strong, Jill!

Don't let them replace your pants-shitting husband!

Remember, no more flights on Air Force jets if he leaves office!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (uxCna)

336 Greta will spend her entire life angry and afraid.

And on her deathbed, she will have to come to peace with the fact that she spent her every waking second miserable, while accomplishing practically nothing.

It would almost be sad if it didn't make me laugh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (KbCG3)

337 I don't really need Steven Speilberg to paint that picture for me.

Life is awful enough.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (fV+MH)

338 The Louse is sitting on a trillion-plus in IP. They will find out a way to monetize that again. Whether it's Lion King 2 or some other transparent money-grab, they will do it, and will be Wall Street darlings again. Count on it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

Lion King 2 was abject garbage, but Lion King 1 1/2 is lots of fun.

Timon proposing marriage to Shenzi is movie magic.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (dGCAG)

339 If Greta dropped dead tomorrow the world won't miss her

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

340 Also, Steven Spielberg is working behind the scenes to help stage Biden's DNC production, the guy who's cutting of arms to Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

too bad Kubrick is gone

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (V13WU)

341 333 Well there ya go. I'm not sure Frozen and TS aren't already played out, but they will make a pile of money. How big a pile is the only question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

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Frozen 2 made nearly $1.5 billion at the box office. They inject Elsa into every park, and the little girls love to dress up as the princesses.

It's the only major marketing success attributable to Disney itself (not Pixar) in a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

342 According to experts (please bow) this CME has the power of one billion atomic bombs. Yet experts (please bow again) agree a single nuke exploded 300 miles over the USA could create an EMP which would take down the nations entire grid.

So, anyway. Sleep tight.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 03:27 PM (RKVpM)

Density is a thing!!

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (OCZ4p)

343 Sidebar Ozzy man deserves a post.
I am thinking of doing a dissertation on that clip.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (XShma)

344 Gurta Thornbutt is still alive?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

345 Greta needs to spend a year in the Peshwar.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (meNOr)

I pity her. She's used and abused by people who care very little for her as a human being. Her disabilities make it easy for her handlers to manipulate her for their own purposes.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

346 He's been very important to the Shoah Foundation.

He's also a dedicated Democrat partisan.

That's a square to circle at this point in history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

all your family votes R? and will vote for Trump ??

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (V13WU)

347 /sock

https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2001/03/26

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (/y8xj)

348 Everything I know about Greta I learned against my will.

Posted by: But that's just me at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (vjNt5)

349
the guy who's cutting off arms to Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

Now they know how it feels!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (OCZ4p)

350 Also, Steven Spielberg is working behind the scenes to help stage Biden's DNC production, the guy who's cutting of arms to Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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It will be a smash comedy like 1941!

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (peJ7P)

351
https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2001/03/26
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (/y8xj)



Story of my life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

352 Scientists will know what is in store for our planet will likely be captured around 8 pm ET when the explosions of plasma racing through space will be nearly one million miles from our planet - and NOAA plans to issue alerts immediately.
Scientists have also predicted that three of the six streams, known as coronal mass ejections (CMEs), could combine to create a powerful 'cannibal CME.'

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 03:04 PM
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In the novel Decipher by Stel Pavlou, the world is threatened by an unprecedented CME. The solution to save the planet is ludicrous and awesome and works, but civilization is still pretty screwed over.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (7fElN)

353 "A retard shall lead them."

Posted by: pawn at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (QB+5g)

354 various shades of purple.

Hopefully next Jan PDT returns and they're all
"Bring me my brown pants.

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (PMJuY)

355 Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes seems to be tracking for $55 million domestically this weekend. It very well could break even and make a profit in the end.

Of course, people don't equate Planet of the Apes with Disney, but Nova is right. It's a Disney movie since they bought Fox.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

Break even would make Disney miserable...losing money would be worse. Let's keep up their losing money streak.

They don't expect their tentpoles to just "break even" - especially the ones that can't sell merch...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (exHjb)

356 I say we all should hope that these people, like Spielberg and others , see the light. It does happen.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (V13WU)

357 Off topic but the Times of Israel has a story up saying Stephen Spielberg intends a documentary to report the "unspeakable barbarity" of October 7.

Let it be out in early October this year, please. Release it on October 7.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 10, 2024 03:26 PM (KiBMU)

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"Biden's List: The Terrorists Off-Limits From the IDF"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (+gS8D)

358 I pity her. She's used and abused by people who care very little for her as a human being. Her disabilities make it easy for her handlers to manipulate her for their own purposes.
Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)



Her parents did that to her. No one else. She's a victim of asshole parents. Period. Now, she's embracing her inner useful idiot. It's all she knows.

May The Lord have mercy on her soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

359 If Greta dropped dead tomorrow the world won't miss her
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 03:30 PM


THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!! We would!

Posted by: Sock Puppets of AoSHQ at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

360 Spielberg will be a good little boy and wait until after the election.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (OCZ4p)

361 329 Payne Stewart.
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (fV+MH)

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I liked the analogy, but one is an American treasure known for entertaining millions and beloved for contributing to society, and the other is Disney.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (wzAuc)

362 actually it enforced the traditional English view of dispersed oligarchy on the progressively centralizing efforts of the Norman royalty.

Since that was one of the central themes of the English Civil war in the 17th Century, it apparently is a lesson that doesn't stick.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (D7oie)
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Power hungry assholes are just going to asshole, regardless of the era. I think perhaps we are getting closer to having another reset. The reset always comes eventually. It just comes down to how many of the power mongers take a real short terminal haircut before they get the message and back down.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 10, 2024 03:34 PM (GZYu7)

363 THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!! We would!
Posted by: Sock Puppets of AoSHQ at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

Lucky girl.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 10, 2024 03:34 PM (OCZ4p)

364 The stupid wench is called a “Priest”, so must be some form of perverted Episcopalian faggotry or another.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 03:34 PM (SdkQO)

365 Spielberg does have an uncanny lack of sense of humor.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:34 PM (fV+MH)

366 Inside Out 2 will probably make a bunch of money. They've announced Frozen 3 and Toy Story 5.

Will they big as big as Disney wants? I dunno. But they're probably all gonna make money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

Law of diminishing returns is at work here. The reason Dinsey can rely on their "treasured" product is because they made great movies up to and including Emperor's New Groove, although that one was a bomb, I believe.

The more they ruminate on those past successes, the more subsequent generations of kids are not as thrilled to revisit the product. Kids today are still being born, whose parents can remember growing up with "the magic of Dinsey," at theaters, in the parks, the cruises, whatever.

It won't last. You can't keep making shit and expecting people to keep buying it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

367 345 Greta needs to spend a year in the Peshwar.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 03:28 PM (meNOr)

I pity her. She's used and abused by people who care very little for her as a human being. Her disabilities make it easy for her handlers to manipulate her for their own purposes.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)
That’s what I’m talking about.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 03:35 PM (meNOr)

368 The day Pippi Ragestocking gets laid will help her turn normal. But pity the man who draws the short straw on that task.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 10, 2024 03:35 PM (Bo1Ut)

369 I do not understand the point of bringing up Spielberg's voting habit, when the conversation is about him making a film about 10/7 or collecting testimonies of survivors. It does not negate or belittle his work. Or are you saying it does ? I mean, what are you saying TJM ?

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (V13WU)

370 Frozen 2 made nearly $1.5 billion at the box office. They inject Elsa into every park, and the little girls love to dress up as the princesses.

It's the only major marketing success attributable to Disney itself (not Pixar) in a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If you have a bearded trannie as Elsa at the park like some of the others, the appeal of Elsa will suddenly get a lot more selective.

I personally think that Disney is trapped into a self destructive loop as the bad employees that love them some sexual deviancy are steadily driving out the good ones.

You do that selective tranny appeal in a coming bad economy--bad juju for parks, cruises, and the brain dead tv/movie productions.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (peJ7P)

371
The solution to save the planet is ludicrous and awesome and works, but civilization is still pretty screwed over.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM


Everyone turns every light on, every oven, every toaster, etc and drains the excess energy from the grid?

I was reading about the 'Carrington Event' today and they pulled the plugs, there was so much energy already in the lines they kept telegraphin' away for hours.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (RKVpM)

372 353 "A retard shall lead them."
Posted by: pawn at May 10, 2024 03:32 PM (QB+5g)

Joan of Bark.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (I4x5y)

373 I could do a JCVD retrospective. I bet I've seen every movie at least twice. I like the guy well enough, but my wife is his #1 fan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (0FoWg)

374 352 It looks to me like the storm began at 1640 UTC. We had a G4 storm only two months ago, so maybe this won't be as big as the hype. Nothing ever is.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (MvF+J)

375 nood


pushing

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (Y6IkP)

376 368

Pippi Ragestocking

Golf clap

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (jbnUc)

377 Bold Nood Push

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2024 03:37 PM (53oGX)

378 Her parents did that to her. No one else. She's a victim of asshole parents. Period. Now, she's embracing her inner useful idiot. It's all she knows.

May The Lord have mercy on her soul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

The same sort of parents who "just know" what gender their kid is at two years old, or younger, and if that poor kid happens to have the wrong tackle, well, off to the chop shop with them.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

379 Perhaps by doing those conflicting things he will be able to understand , finally, what's going on.

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:37 PM (V13WU)

380 369 I do not understand the point of bringing up Spielberg's voting habit, when the conversation is about him making a film about 10/7 or collecting testimonies of survivors. It does not negate or belittle his work. Or are you saying it does ? I mean, what are you saying TJM ?
Posted by: runner
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Go away, your schtick is boring and you sir are no Emile Zola.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:37 PM (peJ7P)

381 The old Bats should have been drawn and quartered

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 03:37 PM (fwDg9)

382 Pippi Ragestocking is semi awesome.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 03:37 PM (fV+MH)

383 Instead of Mighty Ben Shapiro, Speed Debater and Staunch Defender of Israel... can't we just have Abby On A Trampoline?

Posted by: Zicke Zacke Hoi Hoi Hoi at May 10, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz86T)

384 The Carrington Event CME arrived in 12 hours. Most CMEs take 2-3 days to get here. This one got here faster than predicted.

Posted by: gp In, gp Out at May 10, 2024 03:38 PM (MvF+J)

385 Dunno. If you're voting for the next round of Nazis it kind of does negate AND belittle your work.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 10, 2024 03:38 PM (OCZ4p)

386 She and her sister are freaking messes but her mom found the perfect solution: convince Greta ALL of her personal issues were caused by climate change then set her loose on the world.
That is why she gets so upset - she really believes climate change is killing her right now.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (Hkcdp)

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The parents must have changed tactics and added the existence of Jews to her list of causes of trauma.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:38 PM (unUNN)

387 Off crepe sock

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:38 PM (OCZ4p)

388 369 I do not understand the point of bringing up Spielberg's voting habit, when the conversation is about him making a film about 10/7 or collecting testimonies of survivors. It does not negate or belittle his work. Or are you saying it does ? I mean, what are you saying TJM ?
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 03:36 PM (V13WU)

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I didn't talk about his voting. I talked about him using his talents to help the Democrat who, a couple of days ago, cut off weapons shipments to Israel while Israel is fighting the war that started with 10/7.

It's a square to circle, that's all. Mostly wondering what's going on in his head as he tries to advance the word of the barbarity of those who murdered Jews just last year while also trying to help the man holding back the Jewish state from taking the fight back to those who did it, organized it, and financed it.

I'm giving him the benefit of saying that he's an individual who has his own way of thinking about things, and wondering how he can bring these two diametrically opposing things together in his own thinking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

389 http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz

Looks like a porn girl to me.
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 03:17 PM (MNhXM)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Stormy at May 10, 2024 03:39 PM (iODuv)

390 "A Cannibal CME are my Uncle Bosey AND my son Beau!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 03:40 PM (+gS8D)

391 Boy, ol' Harry really effed himself when he hooked up with that slag Sparkles.

He coulda had any English rose he wanted, and he had to go with that thing.

What an idiot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

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Weak-chinned male members of British royalty have a thing for American divorcees. Never works out well.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:40 PM (unUNN)

392 Her parents did that to her. No one else. She's a victim of asshole parents. Period. Now, she's embracing her inner useful idiot. It's all she knows.

May The Lord have mercy on her soul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Lots of people are victims of their childhood abuse and neglect. Not all of them end up international celebrities.

Most of them end up in prisons, mental hospitals, or they're the walking wounded, like my disaster of an ex-wife.

I don't feel sorry for Greta. I deal with people living far worse fates as a result of childhood experiences, every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

393 *ATE damn auto-cucumber!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 03:41 PM (+gS8D)

394 the stripping of the altars, and the dissolution of the monastereries.
Posted by: mrp

Let's not be too hasty

Posted by: Trustees of the Ivy League Endowments at May 10, 2024 03:41 PM (Mxkdu)

395 Women who are still living in their 80s tell us oil is hurting us? Do they want to live to 150?
____

Sure, spend your whole lives benefitting from the modern wonders brought to you by oil, and preventing future generations from enjoying the same benefits. Selfish, ungrateful old hags.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 03:41 PM (gakDF)

396 "A Cannibal CME are my Uncle Bosey AND my son Beau!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 03:40 PM (+gS8D)

I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:42 PM (OCZ4p)

397 http://tiny.cc/nwg1yz

Looks like a porn girl to me.
Posted by: polynikes
......

The real question is: How much?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

398 I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 03:42 PM (OCZ4p)

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English is not only my second language, but my first.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 03:48 PM (+gS8D)

399 Destroying the copies of the Magna Carta does jack squat because there are two other copies of that original document in two other locations. (British Library holds two copies--Lincoln Castle and Salisbury Cathedral hold the remaining two copies.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 02:50 PM (7fElN)

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There is one copy in the Australian Parliament House.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2024 03:51 PM (unUNN)

400 All that wonderful IP did not save MGM which has been passed through more hands than a whore in a brothel.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 03:29 PM (peJ7P)
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I had forgotten about MGM - destroyed by the end of the captive studio system. And the forced break up of the theaters.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 10, 2024 04:03 PM (GZYu7)

401 I note, as I often do, that the Founding Fathers would have started shooting these commie fucks in the face a long time ago

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2024 04:05 PM (/RHNq)

402 Isn't it just "Magna Carta?"

Posted by: JD White at May 10, 2024 04:09 PM (Bf5aC)

403 the stripping of the altars, and the dissolution of the monastereries.
Posted by: mrp

Let's not be too hasty
Posted by: Trustees of the Ivy League Endowments at May 10, 2024 03:41 PM (Mxkdu)

LOL

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 04:34 PM (rj6Yv)

404 I would like to take these Just Stop Oil jerks and strand them in the Amazon Jungle/Rainforests for a whole year without any survival Rations lets see them get along without their GPS, Cell Phones, and all the rest of it

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 10, 2024 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

405 Remember:

The big brain child for Budweiser wanted to "De-Frat" the beer. To throw away the current constituency in hopes they could somehow grow into other groups... many of whom aren't consuming any alcohol because "why?".

And in the past week or so? It was the Frats that were defending America and the American flag from hostile groups raising a foreign flag on American soil.

It's a bad juxtaposition, and it is not going to win people back with saying it has changed. It has to visibly change; dump ABInBev and be sold to actual Americans pushing American values.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 10, 2024 08:40 PM (QNMaY)

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