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Okay but the actual thought that Sabrina freaking Carpenter might very well be too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio is sending me.
I'm feeling real Leo right now because I have no idea who this is.
If y’all have not heard the song espresso and love a silly pop earworm, go listen to it. It’s so unserious and fun.
I’m working late- Cuz I’m a singerrrrr.
This song has been playing on repeat in my head since I heard it. It’s adorable and the perfect summer bop
There is a TikTok where a girl covered this part in perfect Toad from Mario voice and now my wife and I will randomly belt this part to each other.
I love that line, lol, such a cute song
Also Nonsense just tickles the right places in my ADHD brain
Feather too
Oh it is SO good! I had an irrational dislike of her for the longest time (she played a villain a little too well in some random movie I saw) but when I heard that song I was hooked! Couldn’t skip on her Spotify radio anymore 😂
Thumbs is similarly silly and catchy, she has so many great songs that have no right to be as catchy as they are
almost love!! sue me!! bops that deserved better!!!!!
I've tried it after reading comments about it but.. Both me and my mom don't get it. We listen to pop while cooking, but we both got so bored that we wanted to skip this one. Like Dua's Training Season can be played even on repeat for hours, espresso just sounds like it's from a cheap B movie to us. Kinda catchy mostly boring.
same lol i gave it a few listens but it just didn’t hit the spot for me for some reason. and based off of comments about it i really thought it would
it’s simple and repetitive so it gets stuck in everyone’s heads. I certainly can’t stop singing it
Have you tried playing it in a Friday after you’re done with work and think hell yeah an espresso martini sounds delish so you put on sunglasses and cruise down the street to the local watering hole like you’re that bitch? Play it on the way to the beach? Play it anywhere a pack of gay men buzzed from a brunch might hear it and start the party you so desperately crave deep inside? That’s espresso. I don’t make the rules but the versatility cannot go without flowers.
Just played it and my two year old daughter forced me to play it 5 additional times
lol
I’ve been meaning to but these BBL Drizzy remakes are taking up most of my extra energy.
I really like this song but "thats that me espresso" as a line just sounds so dumb and it would otherwise be such a perfect pop track
i just thought it sounded too much like doja "say so" meets dua lipa. It was def catchy but I was like...this isn't original. Sorry because she seems so sweet and I wanna support artists. I love she did this cake for her bday tho.
Edit: I had some dislikes, but I just wanna say plz everyone go listen to say so then play this then go back. the melody of song and melody of lyrics are sooo similar. I'll take it a step further and even say listen to "better place" by justin timberlake and nsync. these all sound like same melody.
Two different songs or do you just mean Espresso? That's the full title.
Most all of her music is actually
She was a child actor in Girl Meets World on Disney and broke outta that to become a pop artist.
No worries mate. I only knew her from Girl Meets World on Disney
Anyone born in the 90s is now too old for Leo. How crazy is that
The movie Titanic is too old to date Leo. Just saying.
Who is she? I've never heard the name.
She got her start on Disney channel as Maya Hart on Girl Meets World, and that makes a lot of people feel old that shes now 25. Got a lot of attention with her song Nonsense, with a new outro in each city she performed in, usually a sexual joke rhyming with the city name. Opened for Taylor Swift for a huge international leg of the Eras tour. At Coachella this year, she released her new song Espresso, which is currently number 1 in several countries including the UK and Australia, and number 4 in America.
Ah OK. I'm 37 so haven't really seen anything Disney since like 1997 or so.
I don't really listen to pop.
In the same age and I really like her music!
38 and I adore her. Perfect pop girly
She’s also dating the Saltburn guy
The one with antlers, not the one with wings.
aka Barry Keoghan.
Ah, now I know who this is! Don't think I've heard her music and didn't want to Google but your comment has given me context. Thanks
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she's also the niece of the voice actress for bart simpson! nancy cartwright.
Nancy is an extreme scientologist (she's given the most money, I think) - i wonder if Sabrina is?
Ah. Another nepo-baby.
It's so cool to see someone gradually become famous especially at such a young age. I would listen to her song "I can't stop me" 5ish years ago whenever I walked to my 6am boxing classes (its a very badass song) and she wasn't so famous back then. I love seeing her everywhere now, seems like a sweet soul
Yeah, it's been fun to see. I've been following her career since Girl Meets World, and she has always had a dedicated fanbase but was basically just known in the mainstream "that blonde girl" from Olivia Rodrigo's Driver's License. To see her get a ton of fans gained from emails I cant send and then really breaking out with Espresso has been awesome.
Can you tell me some of the sexual jokes and give examples based on the city?
There’s compilations of them online
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5N1cXvG8gNk
Here's a few of them
Hmm, I can start one…
There once was a girl from East Greenville.
she’s like an up and coming pop star
“Up and coming”
She’s been releasing albums for years. 💀💀
You can be releasing albums your whole life and never be 'up and coming' - its not about the volume of your work, its about popularity.
i first heard of her as she was the opening act for taylor swift eras tour concerts in my country
Damiano from Maneskin also used this meme in an ig post when he turned 25. Leo is officially a joke.
I’m glad, I’m pretty sure it irritates him more when it’s young successful Hollywood girls.
Absolutely lmao
I really don't think he cares
He's one of the most prestigious and rich actors in Hollywood, I'm sure that doesn't irritate him, he's dating one of the most famous supermodels of the last generation of 26 years, he's fine
Ironically this is proof to me that he absolutely is vain enough to care about this lmao
Exactly. Of course this bothers him because it implies he is old. Something he clearly doesn’t like.
Yeah, sure the superstar doesn't care about his image.
I'm pretty sure people on Reddit care way more about his dating life than he does of himself lol
This whole turning 25 joke is a zombie horse at this point
Poor guy, how does he do it?
I’m sure he’s real irritated while he’s traveling the world, hanging out with his friends, eating amazing food, and getting his knob polished off by whatever model/actress he wants. Rough life
Poor Leo, some people really have it awful
I doubt it registers as an annoyance on his radar
I’m sure it’ll irritate him if they actually stop dating him. But I doubt that happens anytime soon
He’s still a well respected prestigious actor lol. He’s established enough to take a joke.
Oh do you know him personally?
Yes
What does he smell like?
well he's still an incredible actor and even if everyone is rightfully ridiculing him for this, it's not like he's gone full R Kelly either
Damiano's post
And yet I'm sure there's still 20 year olds lining up to date him for (max) 5 years
I mean, serial killers have groupies too.
Those groupies aren’t generally Victoria’s Secret or SI models.
And?
yeah it’s pretty common, i’ve seen heaps of cakes with this on top, i want it for my 25th
lol I put it on my ig story with "bad news, gang" this year
hilarious
My ex turned 25 last year, and her “card” from me was a restraining order from Leo’s lawyer
Super rich, famous, good looking, and surrounded by beautiful women. I would also like to be a joke!
hysterical. is the inside espresso buttercream?
Her other cake was cute and referenced her song
Love your flair. Soooo BJ Novak?
looks like the milkbar cake. they’re delicious!
she's the best
That is objectively hilarious. It would have been funnier if they invited him though.