I seriously don’t know why I wanted to make this so badly
but I did
(Also yeah the other post made me remember that I wanted to, deal with it.)
Hi I’m Baldi!
Nice to meet’cha!
If you slap me in the back, you’ll get targeted forever!
SB’s the game? Why even play? You know you’re gonna get “rekt”.
..So that’s one kill down, but you’re a clown!
Slap me one more time I’ll make you frown, while I wear this crown, I fly on down with a shockwave just for you.
Here’s a hint; you should quit, or you’ll be beaten rather quickly!
Oh oh, oh hi there!
Welcome to this pusher labyrinth!
Oh oh, oh hi there!
Please don’t leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there!
Let’s start teaming, let me “help” ya!
Oh oh, oh hi there!
Haha, you fell for it!
Every boy and girl come dance around, let’s get this party started!
Get some bullies, sticks, and we’ll make you croak, let’s fill your head with anger!
Gonna make the pain fill the whole world, gonna slap you to a different dimension, pay attention, to this glove “Extended”, 16 slaps and you’re just dead, kid.
You cry I just laugh harder.
You’re wrong I’ll beat’cha faster.
I do this for my ego, in this server I’m the master!
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
I’m surprised that you’re not scared of me.
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
Just die already..!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
(Cool music, sounds like someone got a max tycoon)
I don’t touch grass, not at all
I don’t touch grass, not at all
I don’t touch grass, not at all
I don’t touch grass. What? I’m not kidding..
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
KID!
Running through the map, CALM DOWN, shouting noises that sound like ANGRY MALDING!
Rats, you left the game!
*sigh*
Guess I’ll cry.