Why was he not a megastar in the 90s? He mogged the hell out of prime Alain Delon and prime Tom Cruise.
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*rmy D*g got him banned in Hollywood and even some southeast asian countries.
he can't even act. good looks is but a fraction of star power
He can definitely act. Check out Partners or The Pact.
Unironically he is too attractive. It crosses into the uncanny valley where he doesn't look like a real human. His features look like they were made in lab
Dude mogged every big name Hollywood pushed.
Looks like a cartoon character.
probably something to this
dude looks like a butch hartman character come to life
Yep, this is the reason he was cast in Starship Troopers. His fricking face was a joke.
Not everyone who watches movies is a homosexual
No sense of mystery + can't convey feelings (let alone thoughts) onscreen
He was great being a cool, unhinged guy in Assailant a few years ago even. he’s got it when they give him the right script.
well then there's your answer
they were making the movies they wanted to make instead of movies that maybe can make some homosexual do a decent job
and that's why he wasn't a megastar in the 90s
Tarzan bombed and Starship Troopers underperformed.
Hey, just found out he played Patrick Bateman in a deleted scene from The Rules of Attraction.
I used to work for his agent so I've met him in normal contexts/spoken to him on the phone. He's a really nice guy
That’s good to hear
He really is super cool. He has a great commentary with Richard Elfman on Modern Vampires [which is great film if you love camp]
Probably would've gone farther with less jaw.
Looks isn't everything
you have teh ghey
Refused to suck israeli co k
Because he isn’t a good actor.
I unironically jerked off to him turning into a werewolf one night when I was drunk.
I'm not even gay..
How do you ironically jerk off to something?
Trust me you don’t want to know
breed me pls
you just have a shapeshifting kink, not gay at all
Ran into him in Vegas once. He's a manlet. He's listed as 5'10" but IRL he's lucky if he's pushing 5'8".
Any male in hollywood you can comfortably take two inches off their listed height.
Are you smoking dope? Mobile browsing mode on Cinemaphile doesn't have the checkbox. There is no auto-shit iPhone filename either, what is making you think that post is a phoneposter?
>double linebreak after greentext
Yeah you're a homosexual.
>what is making you think that post is a phoneposter?
He's likely a newbie. Some anon probably made fun of him for being a phoneposter but he didn't know how said anon could tell and is trying to recycle an insult that worked on him.
>He's likely a newbie
Been here since 2020 cum guzzler, not even remotely new
>there are people posting right now who unironically believe this
4 years is a pretty long time teebeeaiche
Lurk moar
Make me
>2020
>not even remotely new
Lol, not even an election tourist.
I like him.
>I wouldn't want to be you
Fortunate because you can't
>phoneposter
You're way gayer than that anon
Let me familiarize you with a little friend called Yotsuba B; The web default board theme, mong.
>Being passive aggressive like a woman
Yep homosexual confirmed
You really think I have what it takes to make it as a woman?
Nah at best you'll just be a guy wearing a dress who sane people can point and laugh at. Cut out the middleman bro
I never did care for sane people.
Because you're soo special and know better than everyone else? That's really sad anon. I wouldn't want to be you
>bro
kys unironically
Probably said the wrong thing to the wrong people at some point or didn't let a fat guy frick him in the ass.
>didn't let a fat guy frick him in the ass.
Why wouldn't you just do it? I mean you've come so far, just go that last extra mile. I would let Harvey droop his weird balls on my forehead for a respectable career. Gotta break a few eggs and all that.
because then you can watch movies laughing at all the losers who got fricked in the ass to be put into the equivalent of an overly produced youtube video.
I'll take it over the 9 to 5. I'll let bankers piss in my cereal every morning to avoid work.
He married actress Catherine Oxenberg (dynasty actress, and minor European royal with massive trust fund). He basically joined the elite party circuit where he didn’t need to work. It all fell apart when she got involved NXIVM and she introduced her daughter (Casper’s step daughter) to Keith Rainiere and the girl got deeply involved in the cult.
Probably refused to take it in the ass or suck wiener for the disgusting israelite homosexuals in ~~*Hollywood*~~.
Too attractive for Hollywood.
just look at his performance in starship troopers, hes more wooden than a tree stump.
and while this pretty much works very well for the movie, it isnt really something to build a career in acting on.
Ryan Gosling did. What do you think is the most israeli wieners he has had inside of him at one time, exactly?
He looks like a shitty c-list tv actor. Doesn't have that blockbuster look
Can't act
He probably doesn't have any kind of status within the business, given that his daughter (the cheerleader from Stranger Things who gets pretzel'd) got producers to tell her that she had to suck their dick for roles.
All I know about him is that he played in Starship Troopers and has a cute (if arguably batshit insane) daughter.
He didn't take the gay israelite casting couch path