Morbidly lazy, Unhinged and so crazy, Dimwitted, dumb Government check bum Pt. 33 - page 8 - Chickens by the Lake

Morbidly lazy, Unhinged and so crazy, Dimwitted, dumb Government check bum Pt. 33

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    She was supposed to make those rhubarb muffins the other day for Gnome. But of course she didn't. Now he is at her beck and call. I'd feel sorry for the poor bugger but he created that monster by allowing her to bully him. 🐷
     
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    She is so professional and such a good editor, why didn't she fix the part of Gnome in the kitchen sideways??
     
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    Local to me Red Lobster closed permanently yesterday! Michelle better get to hers quick before they close.
     
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    He�s making her muffins & she�s got the nerve to pipe up & say she needs a refill on her water , he said I�m sorry, my hands are full of dough Get off your ass & get ur own water!
    I�ll bet she�s waiting for him to get it anyway
    The big lazy hippo
     
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    The birds are doing the nasty?? At least the birds are getting some lovin'. Gnome isn't. 🐷
     
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    Footage of an actual southern woman watching her cook her version of southern food:

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    :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic Lard ass pig 🐽 always barking orders nutless elf looked high as a kite she sent Scott a package she put one of those honking rubber chickens in it .

    Red Lobster here closed I seen many of them are closing .

    If you can't give animals love and care do not have any .
     
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    Our Red Lobster was packed on Sunday (Mother�s Day) and on Monday they had signs on the doors that they were permanently closed.
     
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    QUOTE (RogerSterling @ 15/5/2024, 04:05) 
    Footage of an actual southern woman watching her cook her version of southern food:

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    "What's This Called, Hon?"

    Recently Moo's
    At a loss for her words
    "Whadaya call this?"
    (As she points to dog turds)

    Once zested a lemon
    But now she's forgot
    A touch of dementia
    Or too much damn pot

    The obvious words
    A toddler would know
    Have fled Heifer's brain
    And we're here for the show

    That Bruce, he's got words
    Moo thinks he's a scholar
    That "halipeenyo" motherfucker
    Is scared of Moo's hollar

    And holler she will
    "BRUCE, WHADAYA CALL THIS?"
    Heifer: Get your blub to a doctor
    'Cause somethings amiss
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    Red lobster declared bankruptcy they are all closing.
     
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    The beast better learn to make those Red Lobster biscuits from scratch then otherwise pasty boy will lose another one of his food groups. ( according to Moo she claimed it tasted better because it was homemade even though she did it from the box 😂). She�d better buy out the shelf of them boxes before it disappears. The one location in the city so far is opened but that could by today. I haven�t been to a Red Lobster in years. I do however feel bad for the employees losing their jobs.
     
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    Just saw this on a commercial and thought of flounder face Moo. Hands free to put on!! And they come in different colours too.

    QUOTE (Me&Sissy @ 14/5/2024, 23:07) 
    Bruce is in the kitchen . Wow That tummy of his is getting bigger !! He�s like a little butter ball turkey

    If his stomach gets any bigger will he be able to find his pee shooter? 🤪. Or will he free Willy range it??? 😂
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    I meant to post this of Brucie hon when he was in the shitskin ( kitchen) never saw him wearing his new glasses before.
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    His potting shed where the magic happens. 😂 Notice how the roof is bowed? That solar panel will fall through eventually. Correction not a solar panel too but a sky light. Solar panel on the right side where he took it from the coop too early as the weather was still too cold for the chickens.
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