And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.       Johnny Sex.
      a.       Newbies asking what Johnny Sex means.
2.       Hating on Bergman.
3.       SOON.jpg
4.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.       Ferme la bouche, Bucci.
6.       If you're a goaltender, TEND THE FARKING GOAL!!
7.       Too Much Man.
8.       Intermission GIF Party.
9.       Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnought for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   harley's fight list
54.   Mocking Goal Songs
55.   Talking about advanced stats
56.   STFU about advanced stats
57.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
58.   Atlantic Division complaining
59.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
60.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
61.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
62.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
63.    (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
64.   You Can't Do That.GIF
65.   A biatchippy
66.   Skeletor's Disturbing Facts
67.   Digital Board Glitches
68.   Mascot Mocking
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)

little big man: RIP Bill Friday

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Now I have this head-concept of playing the Dragnet theme when a player is on his way to the penalty box.