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They won’t let you talk about the 58,000 people who are strangled by hitchhikers every day because of how bad the backlash on the hitchhiker community would be.
Most of those were by Stranglin' George, an outlier who shouldn't be counted.
You’d think the victims would’ve been suspicious when he introduced himself.
I used to pick them up and take them to my stabbin shed.
Hey look, it’s Robbie Kreiger and a young Derrick trucks thumbing to Woodstock.
Tell me about it. It's so much more difficult to find victims nowadays.
I gave up the hobby during the pandemic. But it’s always there, calling for me. Like that one more cigarette.
In high school my friends and I would get hammered at parties in the woods and then hitchhike to Denny’s.
Worst case scenario you get your throat slit by a homicidal maniac, best case scenario you get a Grand slamwich. Calculated risks.