Oxford corners

pancreas · May 14, 2024, 10:17:10 AM

Should have thought of this at the time.

Pillows with frills.

_{silly mincing frippery}

Don't tell me you ...

lauraxsynthesis · May 14, 2024, 10:33:13 AM

A couple of weeks ago I was at Peter Jones buying pillow cases. The name Oxford puts me off buying them.

Egyptian cotton 800 I think I ended up with.

madhair60 · May 14, 2024, 10:35:38 AM

i have had sex in Oxford over 100 times.

Alberon · May 14, 2024, 10:53:49 AM

How many times with someone else involved?

madhair60 · May 14, 2024, 10:56:59 AM

Quote from: Alberon on May 14, 2024, 10:53:49 AMHow many times with someone else involved?

over 100 smart ass

Alberon · May 14, 2024, 10:58:35 AM

I didn't ask what type you preferred!

madhair60 · May 14, 2024, 10:59:06 AM

perhaps as many as 200 times!

poo · May 14, 2024, 11:04:57 AM

they'd be more gay if they had spunk and streaks of arse grease on them

Uncle TechTip · May 14, 2024, 11:20:42 AM

Posho thread for poshos part 95

Buelligan · May 14, 2024, 11:22:05 AM

Quote from: pancreas on May 14, 2024, 10:17:10 AMShould have thought of this at the time.

Pillows with frills.

_{silly mincing frippery}

Don't tell me you ...

Pillowcases with flat "frills", they are not frills, are fine. The secret is to have the pillow inside fat enough to keep those frills firm and erect. Too little stuffing = floppy frills, ask your mum. I say this as a professional bed-fluffer.

madhair60 · May 14, 2024, 11:24:05 AM

i also am a professional fluffer

Buelligan · May 14, 2024, 11:25:16 AM

Then you'll understand the need for extremely firm stuffing. Nothing particularly gay about it, it's for everyone.

Cuellar · May 14, 2024, 01:15:39 PM

Look, what is all this?

Those are just normal pillow cases aren't they? They've all got extra material that flaps around the sides. My Ikea ones do at any rate.

Rolf Lundgren · May 14, 2024, 01:21:42 PM

They should stick to publishing dictionaries.

privatefriend · May 14, 2024, 01:31:48 PM

🎼 Who gives a fuck about an oxford corner?

Buelligan · May 14, 2024, 01:46:54 PM

Quote from: Rolf Lundgren on May 14, 2024, 01:21:42 PMThey should stick to publishing dictionaries.

And books on terrorism too.

checkoutgirl · May 14, 2024, 01:52:33 PM

Quote from: lauraxsynthesis on May 14, 2024, 10:33:13 AMEgyptian cotton

In case anyone was wondering.

QuoteEgyptian cotton is identified as having the longest and finest staple of all cotton plants, and is historically grown on the banks of the Nile River. Because of its soft properties, Egyptian cotton is typically used to produce soft and luxurious bedding.

David Pielingtonburygrot · May 14, 2024, 03:00:44 PM

Are those the things with fruit in one compartment and Oxford in the other?

David Pielingtonburygrot · May 14, 2024, 03:02:49 PM

Actually, scratch that shit joke - those would be Fruit Oxfords

There Be Rumblings · May 14, 2024, 03:21:05 PM

I don't mind them but they can subtly change the meaning, interpretation, and connotation of a sentence

Blumf · May 14, 2024, 03:27:21 PM

Grammar Nazis getting into the bedding racket! It'll be enforced orthographic mattresses and papyrological headboards next!

madhair60 · May 14, 2024, 03:33:42 PM

it's not impossible that i actually had sex in oxford in excess of 300 times

jamiefairlie · May 14, 2024, 03:36:18 PM

Quote from: Cuellar on May 14, 2024, 01:15:39 PMThey've all got extra material that flaps around the sides

By the time....

checkoutgirl · May 14, 2024, 03:44:50 PM

Quote from: madhair60 on May 14, 2024, 03:33:42 PMit's not impossible that i actually had sex in oxford in excess of 300 times

Starting to get sick of you and your sex life. You're not a virgin. We get it.

dontpaintyourteeth · May 14, 2024, 03:47:08 PM

Quote from: madhair60 on May 14, 2024, 10:35:38 AMi have had sex in Oxford over 100 times.

Fair play, that's almost two hours of full sex

madhair60 · May 14, 2024, 03:51:06 PM

Quote from: checkoutgirl on May 14, 2024, 03:44:50 PMStarting to get sick of you and your sex life. You're not a virgin. We get it.

i'm very sorry and I hope we can be friends.

pigamus · May 14, 2024, 03:54:31 PM

Quote from: madhair60 on May 14, 2024, 03:33:42 PMit's not impossible that i actually had sex in oxford in excess of 300 times

Inspector Morse did go off a bit at the end didn't it

Angst in my Pants · May 14, 2024, 04:03:28 PM

Quote from: There Be Rumblings on May 14, 2024, 03:21:05 PMI don't mind them but they can subtly change the meaning, interpretation, and connotation of a sentence

I agree with @madhair60, my husband and a famous virgin.

jobotic · May 14, 2024, 04:09:20 PM

Egyptian cotton? Pillow frills? Sex in Oxford?

I sleep standing up straight, with my eyes open, facing the wall, for fifteen minutes per night. Then it's back to work.

Captain Z · May 14, 2024, 04:15:14 PM

Quote from: Angst in my Pants on May 14, 2024, 04:03:28 PMI agree with @madhair60, my husband and a famous virgin.

Was there supposed to be an Oxford corner in this sentence?

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