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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

kazil posted:





I bet he's highlighting the best bits from all the legal scholars saying the trial is a sham

they gave him some markers and the kid's menu to color in.

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Serious_Cyclone posted:

2 weeks in and they get around to the "Trump literally confessed to this crime btw" part of the evidence

You want that to be fresh in the jury's minds.

kronix
Jul 1, 2004


I agree that this poo poo would�ve made national news if it were Biden but being off a year 2 months after your kid�s birthday is one of those things that I imagine most parents have done once or twice especially as they get older.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

mllaneza posted:

You want that to be fresh in the jury's minds.

I guess my point is that it's just wild that this evidence exists in the first place

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Top legal scholars
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1788966073762476156

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

NO! NO! YOU'RE UNTOWARD!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Accipiter posted:

Tump has to put on a show about how much he likes Barron because now that he's old enough to adult, it means he can join in with the criming.

In reality, you know he hates Barron because Barron is taller and currently has a spotless reputation.

His gold-digger POS mother seems to love him though, so she may actually try (but ultimately fail) to keep him out of the poo poo. Poor kid never had a chance.

I can't wait for Barron to run against Trump for PTA President or w/e and then Trump will say he doesn't know him and only met him once or twice.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


do it and see what happens!

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Trump just mycrimes.txt all day every day. :justpost:

The defense would like to call for a MISTRIAL! Again. Because ughh...this is not going well for us. Facts and reality are bullshit! Look! Over there! No not at Trump! drat it he's criming again!

:lol:

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

madmatt112 posted:

lol Baron is 18 and doing politics for his dad? He’s fair game then. Big gangly-rear end twiggy alien boy

Gonna be honest, this "Barron is 18 now, we can poo poo on him!" talk reminds me of that gross thing where British tabloids would count down to some child stars 18th birthday so they could print topless pics of them. It's pretty gross.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011




Cool, cool, go gently caress yourself with a pineapple turned on its side, Brennan.


They do understand that the judge and the judge's daughter are two seperate people, right?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

Wait so he's just admitting here he knows about the NDA?



Smocking Gun

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Oh fine, now you tell me

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Randalor posted:

Cool, cool, go gently caress yourself with a pineapple turned on its side, Brennan.

They do understand that the judge and the judge's daughter are two seperate people, right?
No, they are all part of the Ur-Lib. Just like your mom!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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TulliusCicero posted:

:hmbol:

Wait so he's just admitting here he knows about the NDA?



Smocking Gun

It�s not about admitting that he knows about the NDA.

The reimbursement is the key. Trump�s people have argued there was no reimbursement.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



deported to Canada
Jun 1, 2006

Agents are GO! posted:

Gonna be honest, this "Barron is 18 now, we can poo poo on him!" talk reminds me of that gross thing where British tabloids would count down to some child stars 18th birthday so they could print topless pics of them. It's pretty gross.

If anything I think people felt somewhat sorry for him in a way and gave him a pass during the years that Trump was in office, but if he is now an adult going into politics and likely emulating his fathers bile then he's fair game for any criticism.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
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Randalor posted:

Cool, cool, go gently caress yourself with a pineapple turned on its side, Brennan.

They do understand that the judge and the judge's daughter are two seperate people, right?

Now you just hush and let the crazy lady talk...

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Nessus posted:

No, they are all part of the Ur-Lib. Just like your mom!

My mom is dead. So... I mean, maybe in a spiritual sense she is, but I figure she's prolly off haunting Disney theme parks.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
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Her mouth to Trump's ear.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Randalor posted:

Cool, cool, go gently caress yourself with a pineapple turned on its side, Brennan.

They do understand that the judge and the judge's daughter are two seperate people, right?

Men own their children in her world, so no, she is a part of him

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Nessus posted:

No, they are all part of the Ur-Lib. Just like your mom!

Ur-Lib Masters was a great revamp of Star Control 2.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Randalor posted:

My mom is dead. So... I mean, maybe in a spiritual sense she is, but I figure she's prolly off haunting Disney theme parks.
The true mom is the idea of the mom in the head of a right wing media personality. The moms we know and knew (and we ourselves) are mere shadows on the cavern wall, viewed by a Real American.

It�s very liberating in a way

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Randalor posted:

Cool, cool, go gently caress yourself with a pineapple turned on its side, Brennan.

They do understand that the judge and the judge's daughter are two seperate people, right?

They're libruls, and they dared question the rightness of the god-king's actions.

Them being different people is immaterial.

Also, the fact that Trumps legal defense is "slut shaming" an admitted, experienced and famous adult entertainer is amusing. But also hosed up

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
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ImpAtom posted:

Ur-Lib Masters was a great revamp of Star Control 2.

The Pkunk will be voiced by Michael Cohen

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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ImpAtom posted:

Ur-Lib Masters was a great revamp of Star Control 2.
I felt it didn�t give enough respect to the perspective and grievance of the Kohr Ah, nor will the Chmmr do anything for the people in Ilwrath constellations.

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

Randalor posted:


They do understand that the judge and the judge's daughter are two seperate people, right?

This was my immediate thought too but I guess it shouldn't be surprising that these people are the same sort who think fully grown adults are somehow still nothing more than their parents' children and therefore connected to everything they do.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol that he does this almost every day during the morning break


John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


You can't arrest a father and son for the same crime

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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kazil posted:

lol that he does this almost every day during the morning break



Look how based he is! How powerful and defiant! It�ll be an honor to get thrown out of a helicopter for such a stud!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Is he eating mcdonalds for every lunch?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

I like the Trump cage, it's a sneak peek at his future if all goes right.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Court is done for the day. Cohen on Monday

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1788972487843123395


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1788973452453392759

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


How dare you not have memorized every single number involved with the case??

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Lmao

:hmbol:

GEE DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO UKRAINE DURING TRUMP?!

These people, just no shame

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Trump has like 4 hand gestures: tiny fist, point-at-the-guy-next-to-him, accordion hands, and white power

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Did Biden actually pause weapon shipments to Israel?

That's, wow holy poo poo

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Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Biden impeached on the high crime of Trump having been impeached

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