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Housekeeper at The Inn at Ocean Grove (Ocean Grove)
The Inn at Ocean Grove
27 Webb Ave
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Location: The Inn at Ocean Grove, where the sand meets the suds and the towels meet their match!
Salary: $20+ per hour, because let's be honest, untangling the mystery of where all the linens disappear to deserves a solid paycheck.
About Us: Welcome to The Inn at Ocean Grove, where we believe cleanliness is next to... well, everything! Nestled by the seaside, our charming inn offers a slice of tranquility amidst the beachy bustle. From sandcastles to pillow fluffs, we're all about creating an experience that's as refreshing as a sea breeze.
Job Description: Are you a neat freak with a sense of humor? Do you possess Jedi-level skills in battling dust bunnies and conquering clutter? If so, you might just be the hero we're seeking! As our Chief Chaos Controller (aka Housekeeper Extraordinaire), you'll be the guardian of cleanliness, the master of tidiness, and the unsung hero of sanity for our guests.
Responsibilities:
• Channel your inner Martha Stewart to transform rooms from chaotic to zen-like serenity.
• Wage war against dust, grime, and rogue sand particles with your trusty mop and vacuum.
• Keep a vigilant eye on the laundry, ensuring every pillow case finds its soulmate and every towel is fluffed to perfection.
• Embrace the unexpected as you navigate the wild world of guest requests, from finding lost treasures to deciphering cryptic notes left on bedside tables.
Requirements:
• A passion for precision and a knack for turning chaos into order.
• Superhuman stamina and the ability to lift, bend, and stretch like a cleaning ninja.
• A sense of humor to keep spirits high when faced with stubborn stains and mysterious messes.
• Bonus points if you possess a sixth sense for sniffing out forgotten leftovers in mini-fridges.
Perks:
• Competitive pay because we believe in rewarding your superheroic cleaning skills.
• Beachfront views to soothe your tired eyes after a hard day's work.
• A supportive team that appreciates your efforts and doesn't judge your collection of vacuum attachments.
• Access to our secret stash of chocolate treats for those moments when only sugar can save the day.
How to Apply: If you're ready to embark on a cleaning crusade unlike any other, send us your resume explaining why you're the hero we've been searching for. And remember, cleanliness may be next to godliness, but a good laugh is just as divine!
Disclaimer: The Inn at Ocean Grove is not responsible for any sudden urges to organize your own sock drawer or alphabetize your spice rack that may result from reading this job posting.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.