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“0r you could learn to scrape your own tongue, ya long-necked freak.”

Speculum Humanae Salvationis, 15th century France

Actual story depicted: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel_and_the_Dragon

r/MedievalCreatures - “0r you could learn to scrape your own tongue, ya long-necked freak.”
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u/samurguybri avatar

flirtatious toe poke ensues

u/Easy_Arm_1987 avatar

Aye, I noticed that ...

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u/Fresh-Vacation-3228 avatar

You've been awarded this mango by the diapered goat man whose all painted up for his team's football game later.  Oh and don't forget to grab your complimentary jug of mulberry wine as you leave the stage

The kid looks like Bobby from King of the Hill.

"That's my dragon tongue! I don't know you!"

Looks like Vivec and dragonbobby

Legs are never the same color, right? I wonder what tongue scraping guy's other leg is like! Scaly. I'd expect

Holy cow. They perfectly captured me wrangling my 2 little monsters at night when we're brushing their teeth. Only things missing are the crying and the screaming

I wanna be 2kcl in this.

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I also want to be a pair of potassium chloride molecules.

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Cuckolding in the dragon realm

"For your birthday I want to stroke the Giant tongue of another dragon while you stand atop a column sheepishly playing a flute. You'll be embarrassed because it's tongue is much bigger than yours, and it gets the job done.Unlike your tongue, Because you're so worthless, you red and blue piece of trash... Yes yes please keep being a worthless blue and red short piece of garbage. Now shut the fuck up and play that GODDAMN FLUTE!!!!!".

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And then we’ve got medieval Tobias Fünke with horns over there