Welcome to the official unofficial community for the game Scenes from a Hat, as played in the popular improv comedy show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Create hilarious scene responses to some recent prompts, or post new scenes and see what the community can deliver! Just make sure to create a scene with your response; Reddit has enough of that from r/AskReddit ! For a sample of how the game is played, check this video: https://youtu.be/aJQ75U4JGgM Also, make sure to check the rules. Bzzzzzzzzz!
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Sneaks iPad out of desk drawer
“Haha. Silly JJ. That’s not how you put shoes on.”
"Goddammit Mr. Noodles! Shoes goes on ypur feet!"
Chair Goes Up
Chair Goes Down
Chair Goes Up
Chair Goes Down
Talking to a framed picture of him and Obama, "Friend, buddy, Baraka-cuda, Old Bomba, pal, bestie for restie... I miss you. I wish you were here. Those were good times."
Biden: today is the anniversary of my dear friend obama's death
Obama: quite telling everyone im dead!
Biden: sometimes i can still hear his voice
We all have funny jokes and what not but in reality we all know what he does when alone.
Its behind that big desk looking around and asking himself.
"Oh man i gotta shit, where am I? Fuck how do i find the crapper."
Runs inside the Oval Office with a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream
"Well Mr. President,you deserve a treat for your hard work..."
Ironically, sugar makes dementia worse.
*Google search* Types: "Small Hands"
*enter*
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Non sequitur: I always wonder if that’s why trump thinks he’s “the Man”. Tiny hands make tiny pp look bigger.
Ice cream, all the ice cream
"Hey, jack, it's Ol' 46 here. I want $200 on the Mariners and Astros going to extra innings..."
Hey, Jill, c’mere! Look right here, that’s where Monica Lewinsky did the deed. See if you can fit in there.
Throws darts at a dartboard with Trump's picture on it. None of the darts reach the wall the dartboard is on.
Sir, we have told you before... You have to turn your IPad upside down and shake it to erase!
Where am I?
checks Amazon. Looks at orange jumpsuits.
"Heh. Time to send another jumpsuit to Donny."
Send him some adult diapers. Free shipping with Prime.
And more toupee glue.
He'd be ordering those for himself.
makes laser noises Run, Luke! The Rebel Alliance needs you! more laser noises and lightsaber noises Atta boy, Luke!
Sits quietly and ponders vegetable lasagna.
"Aaaah. Time to work on my full-scale model of the greatest state the country- Delaware!"
He opens a secret panel and dispenses himself a soft serve vanilla ice cream cone.
"I've got a love-a-ly bunch of coconuts; there they are just standing in a rooooow."
Reads Reddit and sends out advice to the lovelorn.
gets out a pen and paper and a pen and writes::
"New ice cream flavors to "suggest" to Baskin Robbins:
The commander in chocolate
Blueberry
Lefty Lemon
Old Vanilla
There's no way that man is ever left alone.
Anyone know the scene in Striptease when Burt Reynolds is covered in Vaseline and only wearing cowboy boots. That’s the first thing I think of.
He remembers when the oval office was a orange grove.
be a generally decent, if somewhat inarticulate, human being
prolly naps
“Donald fell asleep in court again? And he calls me Sleepy Joe. Anyway, time for my nap.”
stares out window
“What if I don’t want espresso, what if I just want a really teenie cup of coffee?”
Coloring book and crayons
Wonders where Jill is. Time for a wipe and Desitin
Pulls out paddle ball fails badly "this things warped"
Let's give the Governor a hurumph!
I didn’t get a hurumph from that guy!
Harumph harumph
Wondering where President Obama is.
Watches video of Trump whining like a little bitch in front of the courthouse and laughs his ass off.
"Choo choo! Best model train ever!"
Watches tRump paying for crimes.
"Which kid's hair should I sniff next...?"
Is it time for um what you know the thing ice cream was invented by my father. Maybe it's nap time.
Looks for the door.
“This room is more circular, not oval.”
"Now what did I come in here for?"
Looks at phone and thinks…. Maybe I should prank call orange head….. that rug really tied the room together
I love the idea of Biden trolling Trump, that fits with what I’ve heard about his sense of humor.
Is that what you heard about him
I heard he was Mr Bean's stunt double.
That's not fair Mr beans always a good guy well except in that Scooby-Doo movie
"Where am I?" *heavy breathing* "I need to give a speech so I can smell some hair"
He drools when he falls off the toilet and then he can’t get up because his diapers in the way
He does the Grand Maester Pycell, of course...
The White House boutta become even more white
He walks around, shaking hands silly. Everybody knows that.
What time is games and rec director going to come on down and spend some quality time entertainment with us?
Plays Slingo on AOL.
Here boy, here's a treat. Good doggy, biting another Secret Servivce agent.
Extra treats next time if you get him in the crotch
He just pronounces the word 'celery' over and over again in different ways. Probably chuckles to himself every once in a while
Mmmmm Pert Plus
He breaks out his scratch and sniff collection of little girls and incarcerated PoC.
Opens drawer “now where is that ball of yarn the George bush played with?”
Holds Joe Biden and Barack Obama action figures in his hands. A Trump action figure is propped up against his phone. ‘C’mon Barack, let’s go save democracy!’ ‘I have the best fighting skills, some people call me an orange Mike Tyson. He’s fighting Jake Paul cuz I’m too busy!’ ‘Uhhh let me be clear, Donny - you gotta go!’
Can I get some more air fresherners in here? I swear, Capt Orange made his pee tape on that couch.
Joe has never been in the Oval Office
Invest in real estate! Buy Bitcoin! ‘08 is your year, man! Stupid idiot me wasted my time being a child instead of diversifying my portfolio 😔
He plays Candy Crush to keep his mind sharp.
He still can't beat the tutorial.
I think he’d be really into that game where you solve the puzzles to save the little cartoon king
No matter how MANY times I have this chair cleaned, I STILL can't get rid of that 💩 smell that my predecessor left behind.
*Walks around looking lost like John travolta in pulp fiction….
Aide: “Mr. President they are ready for you….”
Biden: “oh shit… I’m president. I forgot again, black Johnny”
Aide: “once again, Mr President…. It’s Steve”
Wankin onto pictures of eleanor
Ok secret service? Set up the beer pong. Today , Victory!
*Stares blankly at wall, slowly starts to doze off*
zzzzzz WHUP! Uh Uh yeah. About this bill...
Spinning around in that fancy executive chair and folding paper airplanes
My mental image of Joe B is very similar to mayor Adam West in Family Guy
Recharges the sunglasses.
"Round. It is so round. All the way around yet not pointy. Eggish."
He works. He’s had a very effective Presidency. Longest run of unemployment below 4% since the 60s, right?
I suppose he relaxes, knowing that he’s not going to jail as well
Found KJPs reddit account.
LOL brilliant
"Ashley, Daddy needs a shower."
Tries to remember his name?
Wank!
click "send in the 7 year olds." Click... Click "Gonna need some more of that lubricant that comes in the red bottle."
Icy Hot???
Snores.
Sleep.
snoring
SNORING
Eat ice cream while being told how he’s going to ruin the country even more
Plays tideleewinks
It's not take his meds
Vlad..! Vlad..! Lemme tell you my family ice cream recipe.