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Tired: transvestigating every celebrity who ever lived except Elliot Page and Jamie Clayton

Wired: transvestigating *checks notes* Aphrodite

u/Ok_Direction_7624 avatar

Oh, they already transvestigated Elliot Page and found he was a man who transitioned into a woman to be allowed into woke Hollywood and then transitioned back into a man.

I lost braincells typing that but yeah

affirming a trans man's gender by saying he was always a man to... own the libs?

Is this transphobia horseshoe theory?

It's actually another form of erasure. Just now it focuses on the "trans" part, rather than the "man" part. They are probing for logic, they'll be hardpressed top find any.

u/TKDbeast avatar

Oceania was always at war with Eastasia.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 avatar

It’s a particularly gross manifestation of transphobia, where the only reason they can think of for a person to transition is to “get ahead” in life.

Dysphoria can’t and doesn’t exist.

If you’re an athlete, it’s to get into an easier gender category so you can win.

If you’re an actor, it’s to get better roles and to appeal to “woke Hollywood” with a good story.

If you’re in some kind of business environment, it’s to get better jobs and promotions because you’ll be a “diversity hire”.

They live in a horrible and miserable world of their own creation. They clung to what is basically a bad delusion.

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I also saw one saying that Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is trans and that the Fat Mac plotline was a cover up for the fact that he was pregnant.

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u/RedArmySapper avatar

bespoke: the gang gets pregnant

u/MudraStalker avatar

Everyone but Dee gets pregnant despite her best efforts. In the end, she gets an abortion and no one knows how.

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Hahaah wait what the fuck? Do people actually think that? I can’t imagine succumbing to brain rot that hard

Yes, some did. Some also thought Taylor Swift had a bulge in this picture.

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I can.

Did you ever see that Pete Holmes sketch where he's Sherlock but every deduction was completely wrong? That's what conspiracy theories are. The brain's pattern matching algorithm is desperately trying to analyze the world around it for hidden meanings and will accept any match no matter how poorly it fits.

Any time you've ever misheard a song lyric, your brain was (at a fundamental level) doing the same thing as a conspiracy theorist's does. Most of what your brain does is basic pattern recognition, like an AI. Your childhood was your training data. Remember being a kid, afraid of the dark, and when in bed at night a random shape looked like a monster? Your pattern matching algorithm was still undeveloped (not enough training data yet) and throwing up lots of false positives. Conspiracy theorists are just still seeing monsters in the dark. Something in their childhood skewed their training data too far in a particular direction, I guess.

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u/Shirtbro avatar

Somebody needs to transvestigate Santa Clause!

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u/AshSystem avatar

Whar?

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Transphobes never manage to stop being complete failures.

I think I lost braincells reading that

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Guys, is it gay to think the LITERAL GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAUTY is hot?

And not even like purely romantic love (that's Eros aka Cupid), but particularly sexual love?

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Ancient Greek guys inventing Aphrodite stories

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Priestesses of Aphrodite would sacrifice their virginity to her by offering themselves to random passers-by

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And they think she's trans. This their way of saying they're sexually attracted to trans people?

That's exactly what it is. They have to find some way to cope with finding out that their favorite spank bank girl is trans.

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u/SBAstan1962 avatar

I mean, she was born from Ouranos' fallen ballsack hitting the ocean, so there wasn't a female gamete to contribute to her DNA.

TRANS APHRODITE

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u/shidncome avatar

Only the strictest gender norms in my greek gods, some of which literally born from inanimate objects or off of just body parts.

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And they're always complaining about "historical accuracy" and I know this is like historical religion not real life, but Zeus would literally fuck any man, woman, animal, body part, inanimate object or animated object - so Afrodicke is just another scratch in the bed post.

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i thought cheekbones were a beauty standard for women? i feel like most models and actresses have visible cheekbones,so much so that buccal fat removal is a thing

u/ZwitterKitsune avatar

These dudes get all their beauty standards from hentai. They don't know what real woman's faces look like.

Came to say this, they just get their beauty standards from anime, mostly preteen looking "adult" characters.

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yeah "real" as in adult

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u/Acrobatic_Dot_1634 avatar

Heck...polygon 1990's Lara Croft had some pointy cheekbones...wait, they never lookrd at her face.

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This is the brainrot that only consuming anime and Japanese games with women depicted as sexualized minors creates

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Yes, Aphrodite has exaggerated cheekbones in this character model precisely because she is supposed to an unrealistic and idealized version of female beauty (according to Western beauty standards).

These chuds have never seen a woman outside of anime, where women are usually drawn without cheeks.

I also appreciate that in addition to removing her cheekbones, he also gave her lipstick. That’s how you can tell cis women from trans women, of course: only cis women can wear lipstick. If a trans woman tries to apply some it just falls right off. Because of biology.

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They forgot to put a big pink ribbon in her hair, so she looks like a man to me.

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These morons think everything is woke and trans and gay and have actually said having sex with a woman is gay. They are beyond help.

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Did you really expect these people to know what women like?

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/uj Letting politics mess with you sexuality this much is beyond.......

They've straight up gone insane.

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A lot of bad and regressive opinions have a sort of folksy, pseudo "common sense" appeal to them, so I'm glad to see right wingers contorting themselves into something incoherent and repulsive to the average person.

For sure. One way that I try to take something positive out of all of this is that it's so unhinged that hopefully there are people who have been receptive to the anti-woke idealogy that will step back and reconsider if they should be agreeing with the dudes transvestigating fucking Aphrodite.

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That's exactly what they call their transphobia. "Common sense views on gender."

Clearly it's an intentional attack but the sheer insanity of their own propaganda is driving them mad. They are LITERALLY hurting themselves in their confusion. Genuinely insane to watch this play out, because the people working to stamp out basic human rights are genuinely going mad bending over backwards to make a scene to get ANYBODY to listen to them.

They're out of ammo. They aren't getting anyone new, and in these final moments as a genuinely frightening foe, they can't even hold their act together anymore. It's invigorating honestly. It gives me hope to see people like this lash out unreasonably out of frustration.

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u/Lazy_Lifeguard5448 avatar

Common sense just means "my beliefs"

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My favorite one is looking at Instagram reading the comments and people going their trans on people who are clearly not. People saying Adams apple when nones there. They are in absolute hysterics.

These men really act like they are about to be forced through violent coercion into a a loving sexual relationship with a trans-woman. In contrast to their seeming desired outcome of receiving a government issued conventionally attractive east Asian bang maid for having been born male and identifying as heterosexual.

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Nah this ain't politics this is spending too much time on the hub

Nah the hub has too realistic bodies for him, he uses tags like "hyper breasts" on rule34

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Why do hentai women always look like milk cows? Do the people that watch have mommy issues?

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or way to sexually suppressed.

Or both

Maybe, but more likely one or the other with the politics as the bait.

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This is not enough time spent on the hub, watching normal porn with consenting women of legal age

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u/MoiraBrownsMoleRats avatar

Also, let’s be honest? Tomboys are kinda the best. Imagine denying yourself that because of politics.

It's like political lesbianism, but far stupider. At least the political lesbians had a genuine, valid problem they were trying to solve.

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I like gender liberation, people should be mostly what ever they want, but in theory for me you are correct.

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The images literally look identical.

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Fellas is it manlike to have bones?

If you have bones, you are gay. It’s only straight to be a filet. 

✒🔥

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Only vagina bones are allowed

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I remember when they started calling (I think) Taylor Swift trans because her swimsuit showed off her pelvic bone and people that it was a bulge. So not even this lmao

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Risky horny is when women are slug

Yeah, we like our women like we like our coffee- with no bones.

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u/scott1swann avatar

having cheekbones makes you trans apparently

Of course, just look at Margot Robbie.

Believe it or not some chuds actually think she is trans because of her jawline.

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“I can always tell” mfs whenever they see a woman that isn’t an anime waifu.

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“DO NOT BE ATTRACTED TO THIS, THIS IS UGLY!”

  • Gamers™️

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u/RandomWeirdo avatar

"we can always tell" have literally started transvestigate the fucking goddess of love and fertility. I have to believe these people are literal autopilot programs, because the fact that they manage to do any task astounds me.

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She literally did a full body fully-nude scene in Wolf of Wall Street, and transvesigators still think she’s trans!

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u/TheAnxietyBoxX avatar

The wild part is they can never tell. I get so many people assuming I was secretly born a woman and I’m a transman. I’m nonbinary but like, I was very much born a man. I have an actual transman friend who has seen this happen many times and has told me nobody has ever said they think or know he was born a woman. I’ve had people see pictures of me in drag and be shocked I wasn’t a woman. It’s fucking insane how wrong people who “always know” always are.

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Imagine this was the 80s and they saw Sigourney Weaver lol.

These people really are literally so paranoid to the point of insanity that they saw transness in everything. Literally obsessed lol.

u/WarmestDisregards avatar

sigourney weaver got a LOT of shit back then too though. It's just that it wasn't controversial to say horrible things like that back then, so it wasn't "a big deal"

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna avatar

Imagine setting that precedent while being a bag of uncooked pancake batter with zero jaw line claiming to be an alpha.

What. Literally one of the most conventionally beautiful women 🤦🏻

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