Funny Office Quotes From Michael Scott to Dwight Schrute
Let's explore the world of funny office quotes from The Office movie that will make you smile!
Let's explore the world of funny office quotes from The Office movie that will make you smile!
Sometimes, the funniest moments happen right in the office.
Whether it’s a witty remark from a coworker or silly mishaps, these moments add a dose of fun to the daily grind.
That’s why funny office quotes have become popular, to capture those funny moments.
They can also create bonds between coworkers as they share a laugh together.
In this article, we’ll explore the world of funny office quotes from The Office movie.
These memorable lines from this movie never die and won’t fail to make you smile!
1. "If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." — Stanley Hudson
2. “I say dance, they say, ‘How high?'” — Michael Scott
3. "I understand nothing." — Michael Scott
4. "Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." — Andy Bernard
5. "I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out..." — Kelly Kapoor
8. "I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to." — Ryan Howard
9. "I consider myself a good person... but I'm gonna try to make him cry." — Oscar Martinez
10. "I'm not superstitious...but I'm a little stitious." — Michael Scott
11. "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors." — Prison Mike
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16. "I am Beyoncé, always." — Michael Scott
17. "Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight." — Meredith
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20. “And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” — Pam Beesley
21. “I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.” — Angela Martin
23. “I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.” — Phyllis Vance
24. "Boy, have you done lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!" — Stanley Hudson
25. "I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out..." — Kelly Kapoor
1. "I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try." — Jim Halpert
2. "One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway...I wonder who he ran over then." — Jim Halpert
3. "I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms." — Michael Scott
4. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott
5. "Sometimes I get so bored, I just want to scream. And then sometimes, I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for." — Kelly Kapoor
6. "I’m fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther." — Dwight Schrute
7. "Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?" — Creed Bratton
8. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert
9. "I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me." — Pam Beesly
10. "If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?" — Creed Bratton
11. "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like, this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised." — Michael Scott
12. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improved conversation." — Michael Scott
15. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing." — Dwight Schrute
These hilarious office jokes will help you to lighten up the mood in your office.
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