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I think guys wear looser shorts no? Would they be more prone to getting sand up there? Idk
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Former professional beach volleyball player here. Sand goes everywhere. Honestly sand on the balls wasn’t as bad as sand in the butt crack.
Small shells on the sack is nasty, tho.
Especially if it’s been there all day and you’re trying to pry it free in the shower lol
And then if you gotta walk 2 miles back... Did that once. Never again. The irritation looked like a teenage face.
Please stop, please.
I hate when the large ones get stuck in my butthole and I’ve to go to the ER to get them removed, and I’ve to explain how they got there. Every guy has been there
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Don't you know how to use the three seashells?
I think one step involves blowing through the conch like a trumpet. You should also remember to dampen the starfish before applying it.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore. Well that's what I heard, anyhow
Was there thud morning. I plan to be back tomorrow, because reasons.
Completely understandable my man I pray to god you get better
I hate when I get barnacles on my balls and have to pry them off
Anakin was right.
“I hate sand” broodingly looks down as he says it
Balls are also much easier to clean. I'll find sand in my asscrack for at least a week after a good beach day
Fart hard enough, you'll have a little sand castle in there.
most uncomfortable is send between toes and you need to put on shoes. balls are ok
Yeah every time I go, first thing I do is dunk my ball sack into the softest sand I can find. Then I complain the whole day about how uncomfortable I am :)
A true Belgian, if I ever saw one.
Allez gast
Zeg, makker...
Ik zen uwe makker ni eh maat
Mo how zeg
new fetish unlocked
hahahahahahahaha
fuck man that's too funny
"Ball sack" is such a classy phrase.
There's literally no classy way to refer to it
😭😭
Do you wet it first or do you just go in as sweaty as you can?
Coat liberally with coconut oil first; reduces the risk of the sand being rinsed away.
dip dip potatoe chip
Sand bagging
You should dunk them in water. It's more comfortable
R U me?
LPT: slather them in sunscreen first
lmao the sand would be like breading chicken cutlets. Just add a bit of flour and cook till no pink remains
I like to use the term dredge. So yes, I would be dredging my balls. That's why I look for the softest sand. Texture is important otherwise it will feel like Panko bread crumbs rather than a nice soft grit flour.
Why do you think Anakin hated sand so much?
Especially after Mustafar - yikes
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Doesn't need to worry about sand on his balls anymore though.
Please tell me it's Cannon that Darth Vader has no junk. Never thought about it before. Now it's all I can think about.
I mean, I'd be very surprised if he lost all his skin and limbs but somehow the balls survived.
Although, maybe that's the next film.
Somehow, Vaders balls returned.
Balls before, nuts (literally) after maybe?
Oh crap - now I can't unhear Vader telling 'deez nutz' jokes and daring anybody to get sick of hearing them
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
No, if you mean the loose style of swimming trunks which are basically shorts then any sand which gets inside the leg while sitting just falls out when you stand up or, if you're wet, sticks and doesn't go any further.
Counter-question, what about bikinis? Seems like the vulva is much closer to the outside and potential sand ingress, especially if you sit directly on the sand.
Yes and it's annoying af
I don't have a vagina, but now feel really uncomfortable about getting sand in it
It doesn’t go up IN there, but it does get into the outer folds of everything
I'm very sorry for you all
Yes, sand gets in your nether regions with a bikini. And usually bathing suits have a lining in the crotch that makes a little pocket that fills up with sand while you’re in the water, esp if you sit down in the shallow water. That’s not a fun feeling!
Maybe this is why they asked.
Just to add, the loose shorts usually have a mesh hammock in them and a cinched drawstring. It’s not that easy for sand to go down the waistband. Meanwhile, to go up from the bottom, it has to travel a ways against gravity, which is unlikely unless you are specifically schooching like an earth mover truck against the sand, and then moving your legs above your head. Typically the swimsuit area is the only part that doesn’t have much sand on it after the beach.
ALL bathing suits for women trap sand there lol. When I used to swim and body surf when I was younger my crotch area would be FILLED with wet clumpy sand and I would keep dumping it into the water. Not only do we have an ass crack, but that crack keeps going to our vag. It is severely uncomfortable and you ain’t getting it all until you take a shower and wash at least 3 times lol. Edit: when I would “body surf” I would let the waves crash on me and literally tumble around in the water and let the waves abuse me 😂. Couple of times I almost drowned but hey it was too fun to stop 😂. Also my dad used to be a life guard, so I figured he would save me if I was in real danger (very presumptuous and a bit misguided I know lol). I also knew how to spot and avoid rip currents and such too. Edit: wanted to add like someone else says it doesn’t go up in like the hole (unless your super unlucky but idk how tf you managed that lol), but it does get in the lips and like the crease of the thigh and up by the clit etc etc.
Bikini bottoms generally have skin-hugging elastic that creates a decent ‘seal’. Sand can get in if they don’t fit right or gaps happen due to stretching/twisting/etc, but it’s nowhere as much of an issue as swimming trunks.
I think you're overestimating how much of an issue it is for the bulk of swim trunks lol. They are at the end of the day shorts, for sand to travel all the way up a leg and into your crotch you gotta be doing some pretty specific things lol. Or get pranked by someone lol
Uh idk what you mean, but my bathing suits always fit and because of the activities I did (literally letting waves crash on me and tumble me around) I would always have a crotch full of sand lol.
The sand around the hall is easy enough to deal with, but when sand gets up the ass crack, what a chore it is
Ahh yes the classic sandy cheeks
For women, it's sandy cheeks in bikini bottom.
Getting sand underneath your foreskin is worse.
What the hell are you doing on the beach?
You didn't see that episode of law and order special victims unit?
You're pretty special if you manage to get sand in your pecker
All you gotta do is fuck the sand and nature will take its course.
Ahh, the ol' Dirty Ostrich. When you stick your "head" in the sand.
Lady says OWWW!!!
Definitely pretty bad. Easy enough to clean though
joke's on you, I jack off with sand!
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I use it as a bucket, dump sand in there and carry it home for later
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Hmm but of a weird edit you made to your comment.
I pity the circumcised
“The Dirty Turtle”
If you aren't dunking your nuts in water, and then into loose dry sand - you ain't beaching right I always say.
Not very grammar
That's my life motto too!
I call it scotch egging
there is pants that protects man parts from sand
WHERE?!
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