The Story of the two Joes 999 Spoilers

"It goes that a long time ago, there were 2 Joes...

One of 'em was a video game critic, and the other one was a weeb.

The video game critic Joe made game reviews for games redditors loved.

And the Weeb Joe played bad weeb games to cater to weebs.

They went on like that for a while and eventually the Weeb games started to get worse and worse.

Pretty soon, the critic Joe couldn't stand it anymore...

And he stabbed the Weeb Joe to death.

And that's why, these days, his Scales are red.

You could say that red is all that's left of the Weeb Joe.

I wonder...which Joe I am.

The Critic Joe or the Weeb Joe...".