Respawns after… like 3 years with a new fluffy to torment.
Just gotta figure out the punishment for him.
Crime: Eating entire garden of veggies

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Carrot up butt

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He’s so pretty! I see that his wings have been ripped bare. Time for sounding play?

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Tease them a IittIe so they think it’s not so bad by rubbing ice cubes against their hooves and nippeIs.

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Nail gun to the nuts

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Welcome back! He seems genuinely sorry, I’d probably let him off with a stern warning.

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Cover him in army ants!

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If he wants to be able to eat he needs to pull himself up by his hoofstraps- force feed him laxatives mixed with vegetable puree and make him shit himself half to death to make fertilizer for your new garden.

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<3

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Habanero pepper up the poopy place!!!

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Take a tattoo gun to his entire dick and balls but instead of ink use a slurry of lemon juice, salt and ghost pepper.

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1 welcome back good to see your doing ok
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2 could starve him and then force him to eat rotten veggies

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I’d just let the resulting digestive disaster speak for itself. That’s a lot of food for a small animal.

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Those are some weirdly oversized genitals. I say inject his wiener with plaster.

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What a disgusting pair of balls! Definitely start by putting those in a hydraulic press.

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ОMG!!! SEXYGOATGOD IS BACK!!!
Like…
You were gone for so long that back when you were active I used to be a retard amongst the many!

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Used to be?

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I am a different kind of retard now :glee:

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Weren’t we all a tad bit worst back then, ahahaha!
Few years, fr, back for a while now though~

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Remove the dick off

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