Andrey Arshavin Q+A

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Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« on: February 25, 2010, 02:45:44 pm »
http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=510
 
Some of these answers are hysterical
 
13. From veizel
Hi! I�m overweight. What shall I do?
Arshavin
: Lose weight :)

 
:lmao Gotta love the guy even though he scores some heartbreakers against us.
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 02:51:31 pm »
Meant to put in otsd
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 02:59:16 pm »
What the hell is up with the incredibly random questions?

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 03:02:54 pm »
22. From kostea
Have you ever been stung by the bees in the forehead or near the eye?
Arshavin: No, but I�ve been stung once in my behind by a bee.

26. From kostea
Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??
Arshavin: It happens sometimes�

:lmao
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 03:08:03 pm »
He's a good egg that Arshavin. I reckon most people like him.
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 03:13:40 pm »
14. From veizel
Hi, Andrey! I am 13 years old and I began to play football 2 years ago.
Do you think I�ll be able to become a professional footballer?
Arshavin: I do not know.

15. From valerian
Andrey, I�m very worried about the number of injured in the team. Maybe there are some flaws in players� physical training? Excessive stress? Is there a special person in charge of this? Thank you.
Arshavin: It�s a difficult question

16. From honeygirl
Hello Andrey! My question might be silly, but the whole purpose of this site is to ask you the questions that interest us :) As far as I know, Orlando Bloom lives in England (I�m not sure where exactly) Maybe you met him somewhere? Well, I guess it�s possible)))
Good luck!
Arshavin: No.

17. From IvanOrlov
Do you think Tymoschuk will come back to Zenit?
Arshavin: I don�t know.

18. From iorh99
Do you watch football on TV?
Arshavin: Yes

:lmao

I don't know if the humour is intentional, but it's great.

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 03:16:47 pm »
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 03:17:11 pm »
IT sounds like one of those automated answering thingies you get on the internet sometimes.
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 04:25:39 pm »
Ha, some them are quality.

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 05:45:14 pm »
I have to admit, I don't really like him. Not because he scored against us, but because he looks like the kid from school everyone hated, because he was so smart and so well-behaved. Does that make me a bad person?

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 08:43:04 pm »
Quote
Do we still vibrate dear Andrey ! You will find the way of the goal soon !
:lmao
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 08:47:37 pm »
my fav

Hi, Andrey! I am 13 years old and I began to play football 2 years ago.
Do you think I�ll be able to become a professional footballer?
Arshavin: I do not know.

 :lmao


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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 09:02:45 pm »
God knows how you lot will react whenever you encounter something that is actually funny.

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 09:45:32 pm »
Q. Why do you look retarded when you score a goal.

A. Because I am.

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 09:47:29 pm »
God knows how you lot will react whenever you encounter something that is actually funny.
;D

Blatantly automated answers.
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 09:49:35 pm »
God knows how you lot will react whenever you encounter something that is actually funny.

I do not know

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 11:35:56 pm »
Hahah made me laugh..as much as he's took the piss out of us the past few games he's an awesome player and seems like a decent bloke compared to some of the Nob eds that grace the prem..
He posts in the day, he posts in the niiiiiiggghht,
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2010, 01:38:47 am »
;D

Blatantly automated answers.
The one about the bee stinging him on his arse? I don't think that's an automated choice :D
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2010, 03:36:03 am »
You have a once in your life time opportunity to ask one of your favourite players a question about his life/game. You panic as to what to ask him wuch as, how much training he put in as a child, or what its like to be seen as one of your countrys best players....

You go for....

26. From kostea
Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??

Arshavin: It happens sometimes�


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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2010, 04:05:42 am »
8. From Sayana
Hi Andrey, I want to ask you, do you know where the Republic of Khakassia is? I live there, it�s Western Siberia, and its capital city is Abakan, I want you to come here, it�s my dream. But I�m positive that it will never come true!

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2010, 02:22:58 pm »
Some fucking odd questions and equally revealing answers.

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2010, 02:44:12 pm »
Seriously fuckin odd questions ;D
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2010, 07:06:22 pm »
a few different ones
http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=511

5. From mail1206
Hello Andrey! You supported Nike and (RED) partner project, aimed at combating HIV / AIDS in Africa. In the video you took part in, you ate shoelaces for some reason! I want to know why you ate red shoelaces?  You are not fed at home?
Arshavin: At home I�m fed only with blue ones.

13. From sashax7xl
Hello Andrey, I�ve been playing football half a year now. All this time I played the field and now I begin to wonder maybe I should become a goalie. What would you recommend?
Arshavin: To think about it.

http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=507
15. From Zenit72rus
Hi, Andrey! I would like to ask you if there are some moments you want to come back to the past for? Dima, 14 years old.
Arshavin: Yes
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2010, 07:13:47 pm »
4. From galinanaz
Hello, Andrey! I was wondering whether these moving and changing advertising billboards on the pitch can distract from the game?
Arshavin: No

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2010, 07:15:21 pm »
2. From juliabeketova
Hello, Andrey. It�s not the best period of my life now and I just feel like giving up. It�s just that all possible problems came at the same time and I can�t cope with them. I have no family, so I have nobody to turn to for help and I�m used to relying only on myself. What do you do when you feel like that? Regards, Julia.
Arshavin: Well, I try to cope with it myself. On the other hand, I never reject any help from my friends and relatives.

:lmao

It's kind of a sad question, but the answer made me laugh...

Most of that sounds like questions from 10-year-olds answered by another 10-year-old though...

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2010, 08:58:52 pm »
19. From marusuy
My name is Maria, I live in Tajikistan, I play football too and I�m your big fan. I would like to invite you to Khujand and I�d like you to have a look at our team.
Arshavin: Thank you.

:lmao
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
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« Reply #28 on: March 1, 2010, 05:36:14 am »
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #29 on: March 1, 2010, 07:12:51 pm »
17. From lozenchik
What do you think? Who plays better you or Igor Semshev?
Arshavin: Is it Igor Semshev asking? :)
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2010, 04:41:11 am »
6. From Ctepan
Hi, Andrey, I want to play like you.
Arshavin: Play then.
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2010, 05:40:23 am »
11. From Olga22
Hello, Andrey! Do you have a personal shrink?
Arshavin: No

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2010, 05:45:38 am »
 7. From RinaBeer
Hi. I am 25 years old and I�m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don�t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just
want to know your opinion)
Arshavin: I think I can help you.
Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.
Step 2: Once you�ve found him, try to persuade him to �marry� you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fianc� :)
Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he�ll live with you ;)
I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2010, 08:47:42 am »
7. From RinaBeer
Hi. I am 25 years old and I�m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don�t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just
want to know your opinion)
Arshavin: I think I can help you.
Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.
Step 2: Once you�ve found him, try to persuade him to �marry� you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fianc� :)
Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he�ll live with you ;)
I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you

Sounds like a plot for a romantic comedy  that.
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2010, 11:02:52 am »
16. From samara4ever
How do you see yourself in 50 years?
Arshavin: 78-year old man, with aching legs and a glamorous walking stick :)

I loved reading through these, thanks.  The lad's got it all hasn't he?  He's surely verging on genius?

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2010, 12:35:33 pm »
Wish I d been around for those questions, theyre great

Mine wouldve been Hi Andre, Do you like the way monkeys check each other for nits and parasites? i think monkeys like to do that for each other aswell as eat Ice-Cream. Do you like ice Cream?
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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2010, 12:37:27 pm »
I'd say he's a little slow to be honest.

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Re: Andrey Arshavin Q+A
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2010, 12:46:19 pm »
10. From finta
Does anybody go in for sports in your family?
Arshavin: Me.