Jessie Whitaker

@MH_Collider

Reluctant biochemist, bookworm, homebaker. I pay my own rent.

Hopkins, MN
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Joined April 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 16

    Wow, I’ve never had my likeness captured so accurately.

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  2. 2 hours ago

    The most important thread.

    Refried and Hari standing in harness in blue booties. Refried has icicles on her chin. Hari is kicking his cheek.
    We all know that the sled dogs are super-athletes with a keen sense of adventure, family loyalty, and courage beyond belief. But did you know they’re also soft?
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  3. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    On this day in 2011, Carly Rae Jepsen released "Call Me Maybe" - the 7th best selling digital single of all time.

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  4. Sep 19

    Due to my aversion to shopping in actual stores, I've been buying my pants on the internet. I guess I haven't got quite my size dialed in because I have never been more excited to go home and put on sweatpants.

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  5. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

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  6. Sep 15

    The least believable part of bad dance movies is bartenders having a normal volume conversation with patrons.

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  7. Sep 14

    Does Andrew WK only have one shirt? No, he has zero shirts and that’s just what his body looks like.

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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 14

    Women are only interested in one thing. Bees. Unless you're covered head to toe in bees don't bother hitting the club.

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  9. Sep 14

    Every boy at this Andrew WK show looks like any number of boys I used to date. PARTY HARD!

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  10. Sep 12

    This jerk has had his second taste of freedom this week. He craves that high now.

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  11. Sep 9

    It me.

    To All The People I’ve Ghosted Accidentally Because I’m So Bad At Maintaining Communication With Anyone Even People I Care About
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  12. Sep 7

    Drunk birthday bathroom pineapple wallpaper selfie.

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  13. Sep 7

    I used coconut oil as moisturizer and now my doggos are extra affectionate.

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  14. Sep 6

    I’m 35 today. Time is linear and constant. Wear sunscreen.

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  15. Sep 3

    This baseball episode of Deep Space Nine is a masterpiece.

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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 2

    every x-men movie: wolverine: gonna fight magneto everyone: dude your bones are literally made of metal wolverine: gonna fuck him up -later- wolverine: AHH MY BONES

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  17. Sep 1

    A few weeks ago I bought a fancy bike. Today I rode 18 miles. My butt hurts but I feel accomplished.

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  18. Sep 1

    I was just scratching my dog’s tummy and as I yawned he licked my mouth. Not okay.

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  19. Aug 31

    A handlebar bag that detaches and turns into a fanny pack.

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  20. Aug 31

    On more than one occasion I have grabbed the wrong coffee order from the pick-up window and walked away. Should I just go live in a cave now?

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  21. Aug 30

    *gestures at my entire life*

    Important question: what is the dumbest thing you have accidentally said or done in the presence of an extremely hot person?
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