Dan Rhodes

@DanRhodes101

Unprofessional writer. Ageing comeback kid. I'll spoil your party with my punky sneer.

Buxton, Derbyshire
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Joined February 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 26

    I'm afraid I'm back to plugging Sour Grapes. Don't blame me, blame the people who haven't bought it yet. Get your copy here:

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  2. 10 hours ago

    That said, I just ordered Hound Dog to replace my long-lost copy, only to find I've been tricked by tiny type into taking out a trial of Prime. Boo.

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  3. 10 hours ago

    And what an oeuvre. For all the grief Amazon gets (understandably, I know) it provides a solid platform for authors to keep their books in circulation.

    The oeuvre.
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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Violin Version of Silly Games (Janet Kay) feat the amazing Johnny T!! Exclusively

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  5. Feb 23

    Yes, but please don't buy it. I don't want it selling out and going back up to £50. Buy the others instead.

    Great news! has sent me more SIGNED copies of Gold. Greater news! This is only one of seven titles I have available, SIGNED by Dan. Here they are in all their glory!
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  6. Feb 22

    If you've not yet had the pleasure, enter the world of Richard Blandford. If that synopsis doesn't reel you in, you are truly lost. It's a brilliant read.

    So what are the books? Firstly, the book that started it all, Hound Dog. A compulsively masturbating Elvis impersonator puts his Buddy Holly-mimicking colleague in a coma and goes on the run.
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  7. Feb 20

    Apparently this is where my publisher is based. Never been. Looks nice.

    #43436 Much Wenlock TF13 6BE, UK map:
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  8. Feb 20

    In an unexpected development, stocks of Gold have run so low that I'm going to stop plugging it. [Tidying up, I found a copy of the script I wrote for a film that nearly happened. We couldn't find our Miyuki though, and without her we were doomed.]

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  9. Feb 19

    Who would have thought such a miracle could be? Who could have known that this moment I would see?

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  10. Feb 18

    Excellent.

    The whole country may be about to blow away but we're in a good mood this morning because we're a regional finalist in 's Small Press of the Year award. We've never entered before, and it's a great way to round off our 25th anniversary year
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  11. Feb 18

    Sorting through treasured possessions.

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  12. Feb 16

    Caravan are coming to town. I saw them in 1990, and recall being mesmerised by how elderly they were. (Wikipedia tells me they'd have been in their early 40s.)

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  13. Feb 15

    Are you looking for the tie-in book of the new J-Lo & Hansel film? Of course you are. Get your copy here:

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  14. Feb 14

    Ah, I'd forgotten all about this. I stand by every selection, even the slightly cheaty ones.

    Throwback to 's 2013 Top Ten Marriage Tales - worth it for the Abba entry alone
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  15. Retweeted
    Feb 13

    Oh, what a feeling Michael Gove's up on the ceiling

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  16. Feb 14

    They were surprisingly good. Who knew vegans would be so tasty?

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  17. Feb 14

    Oh. OK.

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  18. Feb 14

    Everybody do this now please. Including the Blythe doll too, if at all possible.

    Thanks to having a clear out and posting to Aotearoa, I now have The Compleat Dan Rhodes. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
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  19. Feb 13

    Oh, what a feeling Michael Gove's up on the ceiling

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  20. Feb 13

    The last thing I did when writing Sour Grapes was name the dog. I called him Bevis, after The Bevis Frond. Nick Saloman is one of our finest songwriters – still at the top of his game after a thousand years in the biz. Give them a listen.

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  21. Feb 12

    Have a look at this lot – they've all just bought a copy of Gold from , and see what a great time they're having. This could be you.

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